A few funnies

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V1PER

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Wednesday 30th July 2008
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM in the morning.

The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and shouted into the phone: "How the hell should I know. That's over 150 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband inquired, "Who was that dear?"

The blonde wife answered, "I don't know. Just some stupid woman wanting to know if the coast was clear."









A woman arrived at a party, but didn't see anyone she knew.

As she looked around, she spotted an attractive man, who was standing alone.

She approached him and introduced herself: "Hi, my name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most, cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Bob Titsenbeer," he replied.







A religious teenage girl went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young girl said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young girl asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

"No, but it'll wipe that smile off your face," the priest replied.


bigviper

3,365 posts

237 months

Wednesday 30th July 2008
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laughlaughlaughlaugh

V10 BAT

1,718 posts

241 months

Saturday 2nd August 2008
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got to have a laugh eh
probably old but,a bloke doing a pre mot check said to his mrs
are my indicators working,she said yes,no,yes.................