THE " NEIL NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE" FUND..
Discussion
As many of you may have noticed, over recent years and months the pointless and sometimes needless info that issues from the chap we all know and love "viper" has almost reached the point of utter madness.EG. He can tell you what size and colour underpants Justin Bell was wearing when he took over Viper Number51 on his 3rd stint at Le mans 1998. Where you can obtain a Viper shaped air fresh and who makes Viper printed toilet rolls and also the outlet in China that produces the fake substandard ones (you know..the ones that falls to pieces on your second wipe)
It pains me to see him like this, a grown man in the prime of life and peak of his fitness (
) being sucked into a world of pure pointless-ness.
I feel that we ( VIPER CLUB UK) should act before its to lateand start a fund to help get Neil into some kind of therpy , I have seen to many Viper owners fall by the wayside and become zombeizzed by the hissing snake.Take our faithfull and loyal Viper owner Nadine..for her..the chance of recovery is far to late and as I type this I have heard that she has just undergone a 16 hour skin transplant and whats gonna happen when she puts on any weight one can only guess!
I don,t want this to happen to Neil and I ask you all to act now before its to late, there is still a glimmer of hope for this young ,dear boy , ..we can make a difference, rehab can make him change and there is still hope, but not for long.
I have looked into various clinics and whilst he will need a full brain scan and check over it is still possible we can reduce the damage before it becomes permanent.Sadly Neil may never regain a totally normal life, but if we can reduce his Viper facts back down to things like..."a front left hand Viper indicator bulb will flash on average 12,567 times before failing " then I feel we would be winning.Maybe a few words from Doctor Baz would help convince you all into sending me a small donation of say.....£1000...lesser amount would be accepted.
Remember, his mind in your hands!
P.S Please make cheques payable to :- Chickens"R"us
It pains me to see him like this, a grown man in the prime of life and peak of his fitness (
) being sucked into a world of pure pointless-ness. I feel that we ( VIPER CLUB UK) should act before its to lateand start a fund to help get Neil into some kind of therpy , I have seen to many Viper owners fall by the wayside and become zombeizzed by the hissing snake.Take our faithfull and loyal Viper owner Nadine..for her..the chance of recovery is far to late and as I type this I have heard that she has just undergone a 16 hour skin transplant and whats gonna happen when she puts on any weight one can only guess!I don,t want this to happen to Neil and I ask you all to act now before its to late, there is still a glimmer of hope for this young ,dear boy , ..we can make a difference, rehab can make him change and there is still hope, but not for long.
I have looked into various clinics and whilst he will need a full brain scan and check over it is still possible we can reduce the damage before it becomes permanent.Sadly Neil may never regain a totally normal life, but if we can reduce his Viper facts back down to things like..."a front left hand Viper indicator bulb will flash on average 12,567 times before failing " then I feel we would be winning.Maybe a few words from Doctor Baz would help convince you all into sending me a small donation of say.....£1000...lesser amount would be accepted.
Remember, his mind in your hands!
P.S Please make cheques payable to :- Chickens"R"us
Edited by VENOM500 on Monday 14th July 23:22
heas not alone
Since the birth of the Viper, the vast majority of the British People have known nothing but peace. But it's been a very different story for the men and women mesmerised by the snake. Time and again, they have been in the front line defending Britain's interests. In the VIPER. More recently, they have played a central peace keeping role with the Chancellor, many thousands have been involved during the sixten year long love afear, an operation that has perhaps been the most difficult and dangerous of all.
Each love afare, without exception, has resulted in psychiatric casualties. And for many who are affected, the problems may take years, perhaps decades to surface.
The Ex-Viper Mental Welfare Society, exists to serve these men and women. For over 16 years, thay have been the only services charity specialising in helping those of all levels from the Viper community suffering from psychological disability as a result of their obsession.
Through our national network of welfare officers, we visit casualties at home in order to establish how best we can improve their quality of life.
Through our three treatment centres, we provide rehabilitative treatment which aims to help the victim cope with his or her disabilities and to enjoy a better quality of life.
In over 16 years of operation, the Society has provided some 15,000 Viper owner / want-to-be’s, with a unique lifeline. Currently, the Society takes about 700 casualties onto its books each year, the youngest in their early teens, the oldest in their nineties. There are people in receipt of help who between them represent service in every campaign which the Viper comuoinity has been engaged from the start of 1992 to the present day.
Since the birth of the Viper, the vast majority of the British People have known nothing but peace. But it's been a very different story for the men and women mesmerised by the snake. Time and again, they have been in the front line defending Britain's interests. In the VIPER. More recently, they have played a central peace keeping role with the Chancellor, many thousands have been involved during the sixten year long love afear, an operation that has perhaps been the most difficult and dangerous of all.
Each love afare, without exception, has resulted in psychiatric casualties. And for many who are affected, the problems may take years, perhaps decades to surface.
The Ex-Viper Mental Welfare Society, exists to serve these men and women. For over 16 years, thay have been the only services charity specialising in helping those of all levels from the Viper community suffering from psychological disability as a result of their obsession.
Through our national network of welfare officers, we visit casualties at home in order to establish how best we can improve their quality of life.
Through our three treatment centres, we provide rehabilitative treatment which aims to help the victim cope with his or her disabilities and to enjoy a better quality of life.
In over 16 years of operation, the Society has provided some 15,000 Viper owner / want-to-be’s, with a unique lifeline. Currently, the Society takes about 700 casualties onto its books each year, the youngest in their early teens, the oldest in their nineties. There are people in receipt of help who between them represent service in every campaign which the Viper comuoinity has been engaged from the start of 1992 to the present day.
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neilsfishing said:
heas not alone
Since the birth of the Viper, the vast majority of the British People have known nothing but peace. But it's been a very different story for the men and women mesmerised by the snake. Time and again, they have been in the front line defending Britain's interests. In the VIPER. More recently, they have played a central peace keeping role with the Chancellor, many thousands have been involved during the sixten year long love afear, an operation that has perhaps been the most difficult and dangerous of all.
Each love afare, without exception, has resulted in psychiatric casualties. And for many who are affected, the problems may take years, perhaps decades to surface.
The Ex-Viper Mental Welfare Society, exists to serve these men and women. For over 16 years, thay have been the only services charity specialising in helping those of all levels from the Viper community suffering from psychological disability as a result of their obsession.
Through our national network of welfare officers, we visit casualties at home in order to establish how best we can improve their quality of life.
Through our three treatment centres, we provide rehabilitative treatment which aims to help the victim cope with his or her disabilities and to enjoy a better quality of life.
In over 16 years of operation, the Society has provided some 15,000 Viper owner / want-to-be’s, with a unique lifeline. Currently, the Society takes about 700 casualties onto its books each year, the youngest in their early teens, the oldest in their nineties. There are people in receipt of help who between them represent service in every campaign which the Viper comuoinity has been engaged from the start of 1992 to the present day.
May I take the time to say how much I admire the good work your doing out there and thank you for taking the time to come on this forum and speak out on a subject that for many Viper partners is Tabboo.Since the birth of the Viper, the vast majority of the British People have known nothing but peace. But it's been a very different story for the men and women mesmerised by the snake. Time and again, they have been in the front line defending Britain's interests. In the VIPER. More recently, they have played a central peace keeping role with the Chancellor, many thousands have been involved during the sixten year long love afear, an operation that has perhaps been the most difficult and dangerous of all.
Each love afare, without exception, has resulted in psychiatric casualties. And for many who are affected, the problems may take years, perhaps decades to surface.
The Ex-Viper Mental Welfare Society, exists to serve these men and women. For over 16 years, thay have been the only services charity specialising in helping those of all levels from the Viper community suffering from psychological disability as a result of their obsession.
Through our national network of welfare officers, we visit casualties at home in order to establish how best we can improve their quality of life.
Through our three treatment centres, we provide rehabilitative treatment which aims to help the victim cope with his or her disabilities and to enjoy a better quality of life.
In over 16 years of operation, the Society has provided some 15,000 Viper owner / want-to-be’s, with a unique lifeline. Currently, the Society takes about 700 casualties onto its books each year, the youngest in their early teens, the oldest in their nineties. There are people in receipt of help who between them represent service in every campaign which the Viper comuoinity has been engaged from the start of 1992 to the present day.
I trust you have room "for one more" as they say and I shall be happy to pass all funding towards Neil rehab over to you when it arrives.
Thanks to V.M.W.S and I hope this thread will now remove some of the "shame" that has always been attached to VIPER.
Please could one of your team get over to Neil asap to assess his chances of recovery,I see on another Viper thread he has revealed the width in mm,s of the bottom right hand electrical connector for the air con on a GEN2 and also revealed the number of Vipers produced at the factory with empty crisp packets let in the passenger door inner trim panel.......and there flavour!
Surely its too late for V.M.W.S.............please do what you can!
Tom,
Please be advised that the VMWS is a non-profit making organisation, and as such we are only able to keep the society running with the help and generosity of our members. We will happily accept your application for membership, as clearly you are in need of help, especially considering the fact that things have got so bad for you that you seem to post in monthly cycles, possibly brought on by a monthly hormonal imbalance of some kind?
Perhaps you may be interested in assisting the society by producing a newsletter for our members, this could be done on a once a decade basis in the same fashion as the other ones you are working on, and could advise people on 'self-help'.
We as a society prescribe a course of driving your car on a more regular basis, and not keeping it 'Laid up' for your 'personal enjoyment'/'biblical knowledge excercises', whilst dressed in an all in one microfibre polishing cloth outfit, where no-one but the Chickens can find you. This may help break the 'cycle' you have got yourself into. *
Please be advised that the VMWS is a non-profit making organisation, and as such we are only able to keep the society running with the help and generosity of our members. We will happily accept your application for membership, as clearly you are in need of help, especially considering the fact that things have got so bad for you that you seem to post in monthly cycles, possibly brought on by a monthly hormonal imbalance of some kind?
Perhaps you may be interested in assisting the society by producing a newsletter for our members, this could be done on a once a decade basis in the same fashion as the other ones you are working on, and could advise people on 'self-help'.
We as a society prescribe a course of driving your car on a more regular basis, and not keeping it 'Laid up' for your 'personal enjoyment'/'biblical knowledge excercises', whilst dressed in an all in one microfibre polishing cloth outfit, where no-one but the Chickens can find you. This may help break the 'cycle' you have got yourself into. *
- It's either that or HRT and/or cutting down on the alcohol/substance abuse..
i thought it was common knowledge a side lamp would last 11,296 flashes before failing, if your going to post facts at least get them correct ! I'm off to the garage again to double check this figure, as it wouldnt want owners thinking 'heck i've a problem, i only got 11,295 flashes' - i maybe gone some time...
please dont send your cheques to Venom, he will only squander the donations trying to finally reproduce the new breed of blue feathered chicken which he has been secretly working on deepest Wales for the last several years (hence no time for a newsletter) - i hear rumours it will be known as the 'QuarterMiler Hybrid' as this breed can be fed on either mouse droppings or a high octane (but very cheap) red wine. Please direct your monies to my new website, i can accept any currency this will aid a quicker recovery at a nice but extremely expensive centre i have found in Hawaii
www.keepneilonholidayforatleast36months.com
please dont send your cheques to Venom, he will only squander the donations trying to finally reproduce the new breed of blue feathered chicken which he has been secretly working on deepest Wales for the last several years (hence no time for a newsletter) - i hear rumours it will be known as the 'QuarterMiler Hybrid' as this breed can be fed on either mouse droppings or a high octane (but very cheap) red wine. Please direct your monies to my new website, i can accept any currency this will aid a quicker recovery at a nice but extremely expensive centre i have found in Hawaii
www.keepneilonholidayforatleast36months.com
Edited by Viper on Tuesday 15th July 19:06
Viper said:
i thought it was common knowledge a side lamp on average would last appromimately 11,296 flashes before failing, if your going to post facts at least get them correct ! I'm off to the garage again to double check this figure, as it wouldnt want owners thinking 'heck i've a problem, i only got 11,295 flashes' - i maybe gone some time...
please dont send your cheques to Venom, he will only squander the donations trying to finally reproduce a new breed of blue feathered chicken which he has been secretly working on deepest Wales for the last several years (hence no time for a newsletter) - i hear rumours it will be known as the 'QuarterMiler Hybrid' as this breed can be fed on either mouse droppings or a high octane (but very cheap) red wine. Please direct your monies to my new website, i can accept any currency this will aid a quicker recovery at a nice but extremely expensive centre i have found in Hawaii
www.keepneilonholidayforatleast36months.com
Note the engine must be running at 1,500 rpm for the test in order that the battery maintaines its 12.6vdcplease dont send your cheques to Venom, he will only squander the donations trying to finally reproduce a new breed of blue feathered chicken which he has been secretly working on deepest Wales for the last several years (hence no time for a newsletter) - i hear rumours it will be known as the 'QuarterMiler Hybrid' as this breed can be fed on either mouse droppings or a high octane (but very cheap) red wine. Please direct your monies to my new website, i can accept any currency this will aid a quicker recovery at a nice but extremely expensive centre i have found in Hawaii
www.keepneilonholidayforatleast36months.com
Edited by Viper on Tuesday 15th July 18:16
Edited by neilsfishing on Tuesday 15th July 18:35
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