Anyone recognise this vehicle

[joelism]

>> Edited by joelism on Tuesday 17th January 13:23

[bigviper]

i seen that somewhere?

[V1PER]

That reg should be CHAV 1......

[Viper]

thats one cool looking autobahn banshee, must be owned by a popstar or footballer player

your getting good at the photoshop those stripes look almost life like !

>> Edited by Viper on Tuesday 17th January 13:20

[joelism]

Cant think who would belong to a wagon like that, obviously as Neil says, a pop star or footballer. However I did see this suspect character hustling in the opposite direction..........could he be connected with the vehicle, is that even his handbag ?

[vprman]

Is that a cushion stuffed up his jacket to try and disguise himself??

[Phoenix Viper]

I'm sure that guy was on crimewatch last week

[joelism]

Well spotted Vprman and Phoenix. Crimewatch have been in touch with me with the request that I show this photo. Apparently the fellow with the handbag has many identities and often works as half of a team known as Smash em and Grab. Apparently only one photo exists of the dastardly pair in action. The identity of the hairy one is unknown....looks a bit like the hairy cornflake to me. But beware, the handbag toting scoundrel known as Grab could be in your area. Watch out, he may look innocent, but dont be fooled, this guy can disguise anything !

[sam3908]

I think i recognise those two.................

It is a possibility that 'Smash em' has also been known as 'Grizzly Adams'in the local area.

[joelism]

I thought he looked a bit like Dave Lee Travis actually or maybe the missing link after a night in the cells ! Sam, if you see either of them, be careful, they are tooled up and dangerous. Dont let those amiable smiles fool you.

[vprman]

Thanks for all the information Joelism, sounds like we should watch out.

I think the handbag is giveaway to his identity. Probably a crossdresser, likes to dress up in womens clothes and more than likely bats for the other side too!!!!!!!

[Phoenix Viper]

Bats for the other side (wot like Australia ?)

[bigviper]

i didn,t know OB1 and chewbacha had a viper

[Viper]

you guys crack me up

I think they are just trying to help with 'lightening' project
by removing all them un-needed heavy parts

[V1PER]

OOOOOooo Its those guys..
Seen those mentioned in the national news..AND NOT TO BE MESSED WITH.....

[joelism]

Very pleased with the response to these posts, in fact I couldnt help sitting here and smiling to myself that the perpeptrators of crimes to innocent cars such as the diesel jeep above, which I believe actually belongs to a poster here on this forum and not a footballer as originally thought will be brought to justice. It'll not be long until the man of many disguises is collared probably at his base near Birmingham. Tonight I will rest easy a happy man.

[vprman]

Nice to see you looking so HAPPY Joelism

And now to business, any news on the BEASTLY BRUMMY BANDIT???

Hope we can flush him out before he ruins any thing else!!!!

Any more incriminating photo's, will be greatly appreciated.

[Viper]

vprman said:

Any more incriminating photo's, will be greatly appreciated.

yes I've got lots of Joel, helmet hair etc
just patentiently waiting then I will strike

[joelism]

Oh no, what have I started

[joelism]

Just rummaging round for the snoring video