Shock revelation N Brown joins secret Masonic society
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Yes folks you heard it hear first :type: :readit: it was today revealed that your favorite brummy & comedian :jester: :D(Viper) was today indoctrinated into a secret (role up one trouser leg) society :paperbag:.
More to follow on this shock revelation as the fact's emerge:scratchchin:.
More to follow on this shock revelation as the fact's emerge:scratchchin:.
I've noticed a rather sinister interest in pointing out bridges to me, if I see any rope in the garage, I'm not going back 
!!!!!!STOP PRESS!!!!! Today secret sources within the Royal Mail revealed to our agent that N Brown has been receiving Top secret Viper Performance Part's through the post
????? Is this a challenge to our favorite Skunk in the performance stakes or is he taking on the might of Venom 500 could we see a Viper
out in the new year with the secret performance part's, or will the Masonic handshake be enough for him to win the day. More to follow as the fact's emerge.
But be assured that you will be the first to know.
Exclusive. Hot off the press Neil joins the secret collapsible bucket society.
Now role up one trouser leg put the bucket on your head hop on one foot and repeat after me.
I N Brown do solemly declare allegiance to the loyal order of collapsible buckets.
Now Neil wash the car remember clean car's go faster and the battleship needs all the help she can get.
, they must be from your family albumMy latest secret performance part arrived saturday by japanese courier much to my pleasure. I needed extensively try this performance part out ASAP, so this morning after a sleepless night I was up excitedly at 5.30am to give it a whirl
With no training I boldly took a couple of test runs leading upto the viper I found this performance part is not only good for vipers but a variety of other vehicles, strangely after translating the Japanese script to English it doesn't mention this on the packaging ???
test1 : I found by cutting the neighbours water supply with a hose on full blast this performance part go's from flat to full in under 10 seconds, which would easily destroy VENOM500 down the 1/4 even with Sarah driving, and give Skunk a decent run to
Although you do need the right protective clothing (not included) to avoid the dreaded splashback, again not mentioned on the packaging...
test2: performance part brimmed with freshly distilled H2O and mopar performance car wash, a highly recommended combination
test 3 : the free included performance handle came in handy
If you also need this performance part I hear PV has a big box of them in case of a failure, we all know performance parts tuned within a inch of their life can easily break.
Thanks Paul for the welcome to yours and PV's growing 'performance part' break-away viper club !
yes, Baz we know its in the quickest colour (and so's the sponge) !
>> Edited by Viper on Sunday 28th August 20:17
With no training I boldly took a couple of test runs leading upto the viper I found this performance part is not only good for vipers but a variety of other vehicles, strangely after translating the Japanese script to English it doesn't mention this on the packaging ???
test1 : I found by cutting the neighbours water supply with a hose on full blast this performance part go's from flat to full in under 10 seconds, which would easily destroy VENOM500 down the 1/4 even with Sarah driving, and give Skunk a decent run to
Although you do need the right protective clothing (not included) to avoid the dreaded splashback, again not mentioned on the packaging...
test2: performance part brimmed with freshly distilled H2O and mopar performance car wash, a highly recommended combination
test 3 : the free included performance handle came in handy
If you also need this performance part I hear PV has a big box of them in case of a failure, we all know performance parts tuned within a inch of their life can easily break.
Thanks Paul for the welcome to yours and PV's growing 'performance part' break-away viper club !
yes, Baz we know its in the quickest colour (and so's the sponge) !
>> Edited by Viper on Sunday 28th August 20:17
Great to see that the Viper performance part's work as expected empty to full in 10 seconds is some going 
.
Nice to see that Paul has come out of the closet
and joined the ever growing gang of bucketer's.
It comes as no suprise that Paul runs the clear bucket I'm lead to belive that the extra cost of the clear bucket is more than offset by the increased performance
.
Perhaps a road test would be in order, and then we could finally get to the bottom of the long running debate on what colour is the fastest
.
And no Joel cling film is not involved.
More buckets are available for anyone who wishes to join this exclusive breakaway group just drop me a line.
. Nice to see that Paul has come out of the closet
and joined the ever growing gang of bucketer's. It comes as no suprise that Paul runs the clear bucket I'm lead to belive that the extra cost of the clear bucket is more than offset by the increased performance
. Perhaps a road test would be in order, and then we could finally get to the bottom of the long running debate on what colour is the fastest
. And no Joel cling film is not involved.
More buckets are available for anyone who wishes to join this exclusive breakaway group just drop me a line
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