The Irish Tinker,s Tail
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This is the tail from a land far way,
About a lad who digs up spuds all day,
He dreams of Speed and the 1/4 mile,
Yet drives like learner still on trial,
So he bought a Skunk to drive very fast,
But ladys at TOTB still blasted pass!,
This got him angry and then the idea came,
The Skunk needed Steroids,then he,d have some fame,
The Spud and his Skunk packed there bags,
And off they went with $$$$$ and a few old rags,
To Spud and Skunk, a land far far away,
To you and I it was the USA,
That poor old skunk was ripped to bits,
From his wet smelly noise to his shiney exhaust tips,
Then the day arrived on the Dyno Machine,
Spud fired the skunk ,he was ever so keen,
The power was MASSIVE,and paddy was pleased,
Skunk and Spud would no more be teased,
Nadine and Sarah were ones he,d beat,
On the 1/4 mile or even the street,
But time rolled bye and excusses were found,
Why Skunk and Spud couldn,t rip up the ground,
Its to this,to that,to wet,to hot,
So much bull started to come from his bott,
So why does the tail end like this,
When you and I could be going for a pi**,
Well it had to be told before the Viper posse,
Coz,Skunk and Paddy keep laughing at me,
About my 1/4 mile time and that poxy Transit,
The jibs and jokes of being a sheep bum bandit,
Well I,ve had enough and now the Jokes on you,
You Paddy spud digger,and the Skunk without a clue,
Remember this my Paddy Mate from a far,
When your down the Pub having a Jar,
That Blue and White will always be,
The fastest Colour you,ll ever see,
Black and Silver SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!and I don,t care HOW much power you have!:hehe:
About a lad who digs up spuds all day,
He dreams of Speed and the 1/4 mile,
Yet drives like learner still on trial,
So he bought a Skunk to drive very fast,
But ladys at TOTB still blasted pass!,
This got him angry and then the idea came,
The Skunk needed Steroids,then he,d have some fame,
The Spud and his Skunk packed there bags,
And off they went with $$$$$ and a few old rags,
To Spud and Skunk, a land far far away,
To you and I it was the USA,
That poor old skunk was ripped to bits,
From his wet smelly noise to his shiney exhaust tips,
Then the day arrived on the Dyno Machine,
Spud fired the skunk ,he was ever so keen,
The power was MASSIVE,and paddy was pleased,
Skunk and Spud would no more be teased,
Nadine and Sarah were ones he,d beat,
On the 1/4 mile or even the street,
But time rolled bye and excusses were found,
Why Skunk and Spud couldn,t rip up the ground,
Its to this,to that,to wet,to hot,
So much bull started to come from his bott,
So why does the tail end like this,
When you and I could be going for a pi**,
Well it had to be told before the Viper posse,
Coz,Skunk and Paddy keep laughing at me,
About my 1/4 mile time and that poxy Transit,
The jibs and jokes of being a sheep bum bandit,
Well I,ve had enough and now the Jokes on you,
You Paddy spud digger,and the Skunk without a clue,
Remember this my Paddy Mate from a far,
When your down the Pub having a Jar,
That Blue and White will always be,
The fastest Colour you,ll ever see,
Black and Silver SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!and I don,t care HOW much power you have!:hehe:
Nice one, never had a poem written about me before, you damn Kiwi rascal you. I think I'm flattered in a spud pickin Irish kind of way 
But I dont think I can take the pressure........so many expectations and all the way from NZ.
BTW, you really need to get a job or at least a hobby........how about model trains or stamp collecting
But I dont think I can take the pressure........so many expectations and all the way from NZ.
BTW, you really need to get a job or at least a hobby........how about model trains or stamp collecting
get back to them sheep Joelism said:
Nice one, never had a poem written about me before, you damn Kiwi rascal you. I think I'm flattered in a spud pickin Irish kind of way
But I dont think I can take the pressure........so many expectations and all the way from NZ.
BTW, you really need to get a job or at least a hobby........how about model trains or stamp collecting
Yep...I think your spot on mate!
Think I need to get out more!
Hope to look for a job in a month or so when toddmiester goes to Kiwi School!
Just got up this morning to find most roads arround us are blocked after heavy snow falls in the night!....now,where did I put our skis!
Glad you like it joel!
you may as well wait till '06 now 
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