Is Big Brother Watching me?

[venom500]

Just been out to fill up the Venom as fuel prices are about to shoot up here.(45p a Ltr )Came out of the garage onto drive and...... car siting just up the road waiting!..........filled up and pulled out of the petrol station...err.....I mean GAS station,and another car cruising past as i pull out onto the road!........drive down the road about 1/4mile and another pulls out from a turning opposite me!Pop into news paper shop for a copy of the "Express" (only thing available over here!)and as i jump back into Viper and head for home another runs across the road in front of me and jumps into their car parked on the other side of the road!And finaly on the very short trip back home about 3 blocks away i see yet another car going the other way! Something tells me there on to me!Ahh!I think it could be due to an "alledged" speeding offence caused by "someone" driving a car very "similar" to ours! Clocked at 200kph near where we live and was unable to be caught and no number plate details spotted!Myself and Wifee as law abiding citizens would never indulge in a speed excess of 100kph and as for the car inquestion reported to look like a Blue/White race car?..........well......it could have been any number of cars that fit that discription!Looks like a case of mistaken identity!But never the less it seems the "scalp" of Venom is wanted!Now I,m off to find a hiding place!And you all think you got it bad in the U.K!

[viperdave]

you better get one of these to roll out when they come searching for that blue and white race car.



ps you missed one

[Viper]

are you sure its the car they are after or did the hear someone was molesting the sheep again ?

[vetteheadracer]

Perhaps you did some dodgy plumbing at the police station, or for one of the officers?

[venom500]

viperdave said:

you better get one of these to roll out when they come searching for that blue and white race car. ps you missed one

Thats it ! Thats the car ! Err.......could it possible that was in N.Z a few weeks ago and using a shot off NOS blasted up to 200kph?........

[Dads Toy]

Things NOT to say to a cop!

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

I was going to be a trooper, but I decided to finish high school instead.

Bad cop! No donut!

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

Is it true that people become troopers because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Hey, is that a 9 mm? How's that compare to this one here?

Say Hi to your wife and my kids!

[venom500]

[GravelBen]

so that's where all the have been, i was wondering why i hadn't seen as many around lately.

of course, it also helps that I drive a 15 year old station wagon, and tend to play more on twisty gravel roads that the cops are obviously too scared to drive on.
then again maybe theyre just busy following people with real cars. and as for fighting crime, well forget it, there's tickets to issue! real crime can wait!