I have decided..........

I have decided..........

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markys

Original Poster:

612 posts

262 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I need a Viper, but how can I convince the other half ? How should I go about it, give me some ammunition please and also can you get child seats to fit ?

V1PER

6,629 posts

265 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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My other half didnt know untill she dropped me off to pick it up..
Baz

HamishMoir

10,087 posts

242 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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My other half doesn't know that I'm in the process of buying a Viper but she'll tickled pink when I surprise her by picking her up in it for the first time! Well, at least I hope she is...

markys

Original Poster:

612 posts

262 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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Problem I have is two kids, one only seven weeks old, money could be better spent, etc, etc and I dont think it will fit in our 'Bovis' garage

V1PER

6,629 posts

265 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I have a 6 month old girl (Shelby)..
You only live once..
Baz

Dads Toy

96 posts

237 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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I bought one a couple months ago...I have 3 kids...I used the "Shock and Awe" approach and survived!!

woolfie

674 posts

277 months

Thursday 24th February 2005
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shared desire; then didnt say that i had a deposit put on it; spent two weeks weighing up pros & cons and then we both agreed to buy it..well i had already bought it. Low high risk policy if you see what i mean.

vprman

420 posts

248 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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Trade the kids in against the Viper. Then you can spend all your money and time with the Viper.
OOPs sorry don't mean to offend any parents

BIG VIPER

37 posts

235 months

Friday 25th February 2005
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tell her who wear's the trousers ,then go and spend all your hard earned on what your heart desires, you may never have sex again but ,driving a viper is far better than sex anyway and lasts longer. or she might actually like it .you never know????

vpr

3,777 posts

243 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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My line has always been "If I don't have cars in my life to love and cherish then I'll only go and find something else to centre my affection on"......always works.

I've had mine for eight years and I'm not even sure if the wife knows that I've still got.

But when she remembers I'll just say I've got it for the childrens sake....they like it and want it when I'm past it.

lee

viper nigel

380 posts

255 months

Saturday 26th February 2005
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My wife didn't know what a Viper was when I bought my 93 RT/10 4 years ago. But having seen it and then had a drive in it she's loves the attention it gets and is almost as big a Viper bore as me now!

Being a real two seater it means that you have to leave the kids behind. Forget the child seat - can't think of any better reason to get out on your own!

NISMOBROWN

572 posts

256 months

Sunday 27th February 2005
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It could be worse , I have got 4 kids and a dog but it didn't stop me buying one.

vetteheadracer

8,271 posts

258 months

Monday 28th February 2005
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Viper + wife + 2 kids = chav mobile not a Viper.

You cannot do the maths however you dress it up and your bargaining position will be seriously undermined once your wife spots the obvious flaw.

Best bet is to start coming home late, get friends to text your phone with suggestive messages, get them to call home and hang up when she answers and start being really creepy by buying her flowers and chocs for a couple of weeks. She will think you are having an affair and will be hugely relieved that it is ONLY a car and not another woman you are lusting after! Sorted.

Buy the Viper and get a babysitter then take the wife out for dinner and assuming she isn't bashful or easily scared then you should be okay.

By the way buying a Viper will guarantee that your kids will not be bullied at school as every other boy from 3 to 90 will want to be their friend.
You will be the coolest dad on the school run.
You will have a problem when the 2nd one reaches school age as you will need to do 2 runs which is even more environmentally damaging than a 4x4.

gts

478 posts

251 months

Monday 28th February 2005
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Nismo has a very nice Dog actually!!!!


Carl