CCCUK 1/4 Mile Challenge

[vetteheadracer]

After discussions with El Presidente at the NEC he expressed an interest in proving that Corvettes are in fact faster than Vipers etc. etc.

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=136198&f=100&h=0

So please feel free to come along and prove you are faster / or be humiliated depending on your performance.....

I believe that "El Pres" is going to organise a suitable trophy for the fastest UK Viper or possibly more than one trophy if you are planning GTS, RT/10, SRT/10 classes etc.

Please either contact me or him with your prefered dates or the sniffling excuses as to why you cannot make it.

[venom500]

VENOM 500..........STILL NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!COME ON JOEL BABY PUT YOUR RIGHT WHERE YOUR DYNO READING IS..(or is it just a fake!)

[joelism]

No problem, no snivelling, THE SKUNK will gladly stomp on, squash, then mop up any of those pesky corvettes next season. Perhaps a little early to arrange a date ? But the Skunk will be keen

[joelism]

And Venom, enjoy your days, they are numbered, just a pity you cant step up to offer some puny resistance

[stevieturbo]

Joel...lets just get your car on British tarmac....Its much slippier than the US stuff.

[joelism]

Sorry, its all Venoms fault....he just brings out the worst in me

[venom500]

joelism said:

Sorry, its all Venoms fault....he just brings out the worst in me

Yawn!!!!!!!!!!I,ve heard it all before Mr Joelims!!!!Your patter is a BORE!.........And just in case you forgot...............VENOM 500 IS NUMBER ONE !,First and Fastest!UNMERO UNO!CHAMPION!THE MASTER OF THE 1/4 MILE!And as such without any or with just a few pathetic attempts to crush the mother of all Vipers i would like to take this moment to make this anouncement......................................................STOP PRESS...."VENOM 500 WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE HIS RETIREMENT FROM 1/4 MILES AS THE UNBEATEN ,UNCHALLENGED AND UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OF THE U.K"...........Ha Ha,suckers.....you had your chance and you blew it!By standing down as 1/4 mile CHAMPION he would like to wish the future champion all the best in keeping hold of the title.Joke appart ....Please.....someone brake our record,with all this Viper power hype and money spent on power upgrades our record should have fallen ages ago!