Joke.

[nutcase]

Apologies and all that if this offends anyone, but it's too good to ignore:

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his
girlfriend when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks:

"Have you been drinking Sir?"
"Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?
" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving
splendidly.

It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"

[a j]