954 Girlie goes pillion

[iguana]

A mate of Annas comes round to take her out as a pillon & miss 954 is running late, so its a very rapid change of clothes and she runs out the door.

So as she gets astride the bike she mumbles to herself-
Crash helmet- yes
Jacket- yes
Special racing thong -yes
Boots-yes
Gloves- oh bugger I've forgotten 'em, I hope I've not forgotten anything else......

[smeagol]

nice one.

[iguana]

sorry Anna, i'd just been e-mailed it & in my drunken state last night I posted it up.



So the naughtly lizard awaits his punishement and around the corner walks Anna, oh whats that written on her t shirt......



















>> Edited by iguana on Saturday 27th September 12:44

[a j]

iguana said:

: >> Edited by iguana on Saturday 27th September 12:44

Anyone know where her room is?

[bennyboysvuk]

I know her sister. Saw her last week in town for a few drinks. We went back to my place afterwards to "watch a DVD". Man, it was good

B

[a j]

bennyboysvuk said:

I know her sister. Saw her last week in town for a few drinks. We went back to my place afterwards to "watch a DVD". Man, it was good B

Was this saturday night? What did she think of debbie does dallas?

[nutcase]

AJ, he wasn't watching a DVD with her- He was SHAGGING!!

oh, I see.

[nutcase]

I've just been back to that picture and decided that this woman has excellent bangers, both in terms of size and presentation...

[a j]

nutcase said:

I've just been back to that picture and decided that this woman has excellent bangers, both in terms of size and presentation...

Agreed a full 10 out of 10, although boat race is a little douptful, then again stoking and mantlepeace come to mind etc etc ??

[bennyboysvuk]

a j said:

Agreed a full 10 out of 10, although boat race is a little douptful, then again stoking and mantlepeace come to mind etc etc ??

..You wanna see her younger sister!!!

[iguana]

bennyboysvuk said:

a j said: Agreed a full 10 out of 10, although boat race is a little douptful, then again stoking and mantlepeace come to mind etc etc ?? ..You wanna see her younger sister!!!

Your wish is granted, and the good thing is she is into bikes too

[iguana]

954 girlie said:

I have to ask the question "where is lizard boy getting his photographic material from?" He seems to be spending a lot of time surfing American Hog rallies or similar :-/ Yours Worried of Surrey

ha ha no its simply that I share a house with a bunch of lovely girls who always want their pictures taken.

It can be a real pain though, as for example this morning I was in a huge rush and just wanted a quick bit of toast & a cuppa tea, but as usual the girls were hogging the flippin' kitchen again and it took me ages to get out.












Sorry mate but



Yours faithfully,

Iguana the chief Hawaiian Tropic suncream rubber inner person

>> Edited by DennisTheMenace on Monday 29th September 19:35

[iguana]

954 Girlie said:

You missed a bit!! lol not very good at yer job are you!!!

No I think Im excellent at my job, as she actaully sunbathes naked, however I applied the thong effect white bits with very carefully by using factor 100 on the area before sun exposure

The downside is it takes ages to do & does need re-applying every 45mins, but I am a very commited to my job, and rarely take holidays

[iguana]

Ha Ha Denny my first ever binned (got away with it ages ago late at night on Gen Gassing somehow though!! )

Ok so to redeem myself a bit how about you check out the tits on this

















(ha ha its an oldie but a goodie )


Oh and Denny don't you go and keep that binned pic in a special file on your computer for late night *ahem* "work" on the computer, coz remember-

[DennisTheMenace]

Thats ok mate , .
Why is that kitten being cheased by 2 wheatabix

[a j]

iguana said:

ha ha no its simply that I share a house with a bunch of lovely girls who always want their pictures taken. It can be a real pain though, as for example this morning I was in a huge rush and just wanted a quick bit of toast & a cuppa tea, but as usual the girls were hogging the flippin' kitchen again and it took me ages to get out. yours faithfully, Iguana the chief Hawaiian Tropic suncream rubber inner person >> Edited by DennisTheMenace on Monday 29th September 19:35

Strangley enought i'm looking for new lodgings and a new job, need help iguana? I'm happy to cover while you're on hols??

[Gerrard]

Grrrr, I missed the binned piccy good job I have a great imagination!

[bennyboysvuk]

Iguana - that's the girl. She was most accommodating when I saw her last week.

[a j]

954 girlie

Hmmmm your clothes. Sorry i havnt seen anything i like yet! Anyway i save that for Fridays only !!!!

Well so far this week you'd be welcome to swap jobs. Anyway any good looking totty in your office? If yes When shall we swap then?? Soz no clothes swapping

Benny

Sorry we need photographic evidence posted to prove the above

>> Edited by a j on Tuesday 30th September 22:18

[bennyboysvuk]

a j said:

Sorry we need photographic evidence posted to prove the above

The lass only had a pic of her and her sis after dying her hair I'm afraid. Lovely lass she was