Best time to ride

[DennisTheMenace]

Has got to be now late evening to midnight! left home at 8pm , and 200+ miles later ive just got back from hooning around the southwest Had a nice cruise through Newquay only to have a girl lift her top to show me a fine pair of chest b0110cks causing me to do the longest lifesaver in the history of biking , if i had stopped to chat to her and removed my lid she would have run miles
And thanks to the kwack having a fine pair of headlights i manged to see a deer trying to thumb a lift on the A3052 trying to thumb a lift

[cazzo]

Recently I have been riding more at night, OK so the visibility is not so good but there's much less traffic and I've not seen any speed traps at night either, suppose all the laserplods are tucked up in bed, after all there's no crime at night, right?

Mind you never had a top-b**ock flash, although some lads 'mooned' me once a while back

[dazren]

Hey Denny, next time you do a hoon all the way to bloody Newquay, stay over for the night. Better still get some of the lads to join you for the ride across country. When in Newquay Mungoesque pulling power of Hen party delegates can be achieved by wearing a hawaiian shirt plus an elvis wig and sunglasses.

DAZ

[a j]

Got to be early morning when its light. No chance up here of getting a flash of any top Bo**cks, even less at 6am i guess. Lucky Sod get any photos? Well you never know could have one of those brackety / camcorder things?

[DennisTheMenace]

Sorry i didnt get any photos , done a life saver to be proud of though , second time its happened now

[A J]

DennisTheMenace said:

, second time its happened now

Twice? I get the feeling i live in the wrong area!

[A J]

Now clearly he/she/it was very confused, but i can live without a flash of 'its' top B*llocks!

Anyone know where i can get one of those balaclavas? Mmmmm...nice