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BIKER INDIGNATION UP 27 PERCENT
There was good news for motorcyclists this week after the British Biker' Association revealed that biker indignation was up by 27 percent in the period 2000-2001. 'This really is a tremendous result,' simpered BBA spokesbloke Shaft Drive.
'We bikers were already proud of our record of riding like total twats, cutting up car drivers and then becoming really indignant when they expressed anger so to discover that indignation has actually risen is a real result.' According to experts, much of this significant increase can be attributed to the continual rise in the level of born-again indignation.
'Many people who were indignant maybe twenty or thirty years ago are returning to the fold and are discovering afresh just how the possibilities for misplaced indignation have moved on since they were last indignant in their youth. In the old days they might have to ride for miles before they'd find a roundabout to speed onto at 70mph, cutting up the inside of an unsuspecting car driver. Nowadays they're delighted to discover they can do this all the time, and the opportunities for indignation have risen as a result.'
Sadly before Sniff Petrol could ask if riding like a total nob and then bleating about car drivers being 'out to get you' was a bit hypocritical the BBA press office received some new pictures of Suzi Perry and had to nip off to the bathroom to crack one out.
lots BIKER INDIGNATION UP 27 PERCENT
There was good news for motorcyclists this week after the British Biker' Association revealed that biker indignation was up by 27 percent in the period 2000-2001. 'This really is a tremendous result,' simpered BBA spokesbloke Shaft Drive.
'We bikers were already proud of our record of riding like total twats, cutting up car drivers and then becoming really indignant when they expressed anger so to discover that indignation has actually risen is a real result.' According to experts, much of this significant increase can be attributed to the continual rise in the level of born-again indignation.
'Many people who were indignant maybe twenty or thirty years ago are returning to the fold and are discovering afresh just how the possibilities for misplaced indignation have moved on since they were last indignant in their youth. In the old days they might have to ride for miles before they'd find a roundabout to speed onto at 70mph, cutting up the inside of an unsuspecting car driver. Nowadays they're delighted to discover they can do this all the time, and the opportunities for indignation have risen as a result.'
Sadly before Sniff Petrol could ask if riding like a total nob and then bleating about car drivers being 'out to get you' was a bit hypocritical the BBA press office received some new pictures of Suzi Perry and had to nip off to the bathroom to crack one out.
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