revenge ?

[ben lizard]

riding to work this morning , pis**ng rain , struggling to see and this stupid flocker in a clio pulls out and forces me to swerve in the other lane just avioding the bull bars of a vitra.

So has him behind me giong round a 40 limit doing thrity due to the wet , foggy conditions and he overtakes ME so held my ground , so this flocker starts to play chicken with the oncoming traffic !!
so slowed down to let this flockwit back in the lane otherwise i'm sure he would have served in and took me out .

So my question is how should i go aboot getting even ,
i rang crimestoppers so as to report a possible drink driver

any other methods that come to mind bearing in mind that i have memorised his plate !!

[s2ooz]

go down the road he pulled out of, see if you can find it parked up.
note the address, advertise the car to be sold, very cheaply, dont call until after 10pm, as he works nights, and get the bill for the advert sent to his adress, along with a skip of manure.

[Leadfoot]

Brake fluid paint renovator?

[trackdemon]

Wouldn't it be funny if this git found that their oil drained out while driving down the road. Normally happens when the plug wasn't tightened properly.

[ben lizard]

well i was thinking of valve grinding paste in the fuel filler to give a rebore but don't know how good it would work ?

[outlaw]

follow him home pake round the courner knockon his door pull hime out and give him a good kick in

[cazzo]

outlaw said: follow him home pake round the courner knockon his door pull hime out and give him a good kick in

Like your style mate, and a lot simpler than planning a complex "plot"!

[Mon Ami Mate]

Masonry nails through the bodywork are extraordinarily satisfying. Easy to apply, expensive and difficult to convincingly rectify.

[rev-erend]

But just a little noisy to apply - I like the brake
fluid in a old beer tin with holes trick.. tonight
would be a ideal time.. everyone is drunk even
the cabbies...

[whoozit]

Cocktail sticks pushed into the locks, then broken off, are apparently extremely irritating and expensive to replace.

[jvaughan]

whoozit said: Cocktail sticks pushed into the locks, then broken off, are apparently extremely irritating and expensive to replace.

NOt so effective long term, but we used to write the word T.A.W.T. on the rear windows of Police cars in RainX .. the result is from inside the car when the rear window gets dirty, the driver see's the word "T.W.A.T." for the next 4 - 6 weeks in his rear window, and there is nothing that can be done to remove it.
Ok so its not damaging, but its a laugh