ChatGPT Roasts Bikes

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[carinaman]

ChatGPT said:

In a world where bikes are pushing boundaries, the BIKE is content with sitting on the fence, hoping not to be noticed. It’s the bike you’d pick if you were too afraid of commitment, a rolling embodiment of mediocrity with a splash of COLOUR to remind you that UJM manufacturer was at least trying.

One of the reasons I chose it was so that I'd be less precious about leaving it out of sight if I used it as a tool and means of transport rather than a toy.

I wanted to be able to leave it at deserted car parks in the sticks with some hope of it still being there when I returned. I know someone who went kayaking and found their car had been stolen when they got back.

It was a head not heart purchase and I didn't want it possessing me or having a hold on me. I may be slightly hung up on my previous bike as if it's an ex. The reasons I bought it and were right to buy it are still valid. It's still a stunner and they continue to grab my gaze.

I wanted to concentrate more on my riding and be less troubled by issues that required visits to the dealer.

I went for the Toyota Corolla of motorcycles.

My bike possibly identifies me as a gamophobe.

Edited by carinaman on Friday 23 August 16:11

[snagzie]

Fair one

[carinaman]

ChatGPT roast generator likes 'midlife crisis' it also used it for Fireball RE Meteor 350 and KTM Duke 790.

ChatGPT wanted to know my DofB when I signed in to use it so perhaps it works on the age of the person setting the question.

It didn't use 'midlife crisis' for my own bike that I quoted in my previous post.