F*** those ****s at Waze

F*** those ****s at Waze

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Iminquarantine

Original Poster:

2,168 posts

50 months

Saturday 20th November 2021
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Fortunately this was not in the U.K., so it will only be a fine and not points.

Ive fallen victim to the problem Waze had had since the dawn of time, that it keeps turning the volume down all by itself. Thus not giving audible camera warnings. This resulted in me going passed a fixed camera marginally above the prosecution limit.

Those fkers just cannot program something where the volume stays audible. This has been a consistent problem across multiple devices. Usually I do an audio check every hour or so, but yesterday I didn’t. fkers.

Just beware if people tell you how great it is - in reality is is not reliable unless you look at it often for visual warnings. Don’t count on hearing it.

It also will never give an audible warning if you are below the speed limit, which can be tricky with the acceleration power of a bike.

bolidemichael

14,844 posts

207 months

Saturday 20th November 2021
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I never realised that it doesn't give an audible warning if you're already travelling below the speed limit. I think that one area that could be enhanced is the time/distance calculation for the audible camera/police warning should be commensurate to the leptons. At present, it seems to be a fixed distance warning.

Tribal Chestnut

3,001 posts

188 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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It cost me a Euro or so on the A16 recently. Wasn’t best pleased.

smifffymoto

4,735 posts

211 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Stop being a bh.
You can’t blame Waze or the power of your bike because you were speeding and not paying attention.

Zarco

18,401 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Observation fail laugh

Iminquarantine

Original Poster:

2,168 posts

50 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Zarco said:
Observation fail laugh
Well actually I knew how much I was exceeding the speed limit by to the single km/h. What I didn’t see was the camera, as they are hidden and aren’t painted high viz yellow like here!

Zarco

18,401 posts

215 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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Iminquarantine said:
Zarco said:
Observation fail laugh
Well actually I knew how much I was exceeding the speed limit by to the single km/h. What I didn’t see was the camera, as they are hidden and aren’t painted high viz yellow like here!
Try it the other way around.

bolidemichael

14,844 posts

207 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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In France, cameras are marked as 'police' on waze.

ThreadKiller

397 posts

101 months

Sunday 21st November 2021
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In my car… when i use the waze blue tooth to play its audio through car speakers… it phones the last number I called!

Iminquarantine

Original Poster:

2,168 posts

50 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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ThreadKiller said:
In my car… when i use the waze blue tooth to play its audio through car speakers… it phones the last number I called!
It's fked isn't it. I have to disconnect the Bluetooth each time or it will be yet another audio fk up. How hard can it be to sort the audio out?

Cylon2007

545 posts

84 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Iminquarantine said:
Fortunately this was not in the U.K., so it will only be a fine and not points.

Ive fallen victim to the problem Waze had had since the dawn of time, that it keeps turning the volume down all by itself. Thus not giving audible camera warnings. This resulted in me going passed a fixed camera marginally above the prosecution limit.

Those fkers just cannot program something where the volume stays audible. This has been a consistent problem across multiple devices. Usually I do an audio check every hour or so, but yesterday I didn’t. fkers.

Just beware if people tell you how great it is - in reality is is not reliable unless you look at it often for visual warnings. Don’t count on hearing it.

It also will never give an audible warning if you are below the speed limit, which can be tricky with the acceleration power of a bike.
always someone or something else's fault not your own for failing to observe the speed limit and even observe LOL wink

Jonno02

2,249 posts

115 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Iminquarantine said:
I was exceeding the speed limit
Therein lies the problem, unfortunately.

croyde

23,741 posts

236 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Isn't having something that tells you where the cameras are, illegal in France?

So doesn't Waze inform in some other subtle way?

Iminquarantine

Original Poster:

2,168 posts

50 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Cylon2007 said:
always someone or something else's fault not your own for failing to observe the speed limit and even observe LOL wink
This is a bike forum. Not a forum for tut-tutting old age pensioners getting irate when somebody overtakes their mobility scooter. Did you read the part where I said I knew my speed to the kilometre, but the cameras themselves are camouflaged? Go browse a more suitable,forum, like “Which Zimmer frame”

Iminquarantine

Original Poster:

2,168 posts

50 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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croyde said:
Isn't having something that tells you where the cameras are, illegal in France?

So doesn't Waze inform in some other subtle way?
Yes, they are marked as “police” rather than cameras. I think this relies on drivers pressing the report police button.

Edited by Iminquarantine on Monday 22 November 12:53

Scorched yellow

2,315 posts

174 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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And how much are you paying for the app?

LordFlathead

9,643 posts

264 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Scorched yellow said:
And how much are you paying for the app?
Exactly.

Funk

26,513 posts

215 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Iminquarantine said:
It also will never give an audible warning if you are below the speed limit, which can be tricky with the acceleration power of a bike.
I hate this too - it only alerts you if you happen to be above the speed limit half a mile before the camera. It should, imo, alert to a camera even if you're not speeding - and once half a mile out, another one within a few hundred yards. Why this can't be user-configurable I have no idea.

Dog Star

16,382 posts

174 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Funk said:
I hate this too - it only alerts you if you happen to be above the speed limit half a mile before the camera. It should, imo, alert to a camera even if you're not speeding - and once half a mile out, another one within a few hundred yards. Why this can't be user-configurable I have no idea.
It drives me nuts - I’ve no idea under what circumstances it does or does not warn you. Sometimes it pings the camera - other times I get no audible warning of the camera. How hard can it be? If there’s a copper or a camera I ALWAYS want an audible prompt.

As an aside - I keep reading that google maps has speed cameras - links to news articles on this are easily found on google. I can’t find any option to see speed cameras - and believe me I’ve looked.

TheInternet

4,878 posts

169 months

Monday 22nd November 2021
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Funk said:
it only alerts you if you happen to be above the speed limit half a mile before the camera
Sounds like the best way to not get caught speeding is to speed all the time.