Motorbikes wouldn't be legal if they were invented today

Motorbikes wouldn't be legal if they were invented today

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threadlock

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3,196 posts

260 months

Saturday 9th October 2021
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The ultra-careful authorities wouldn't allow it, would they?

threadlock

Original Poster:

3,196 posts

260 months

Saturday 9th October 2021
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Wow. OK biker banter. Too niche for the pub

Super Sonic

6,898 posts

60 months

Saturday 9th October 2021
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Maybe fully enclosed.

underwhelmist

1,881 posts

140 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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threadlock said:
The ultra-careful authorities wouldn't allow it, would they?
Don't give the bds ideas.

Pothole

34,367 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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Yawn

Rozzers

2,213 posts

81 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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Neither would cars, or escalators

popegregory

1,512 posts

140 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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Or rugby

threadlock

Original Poster:

3,196 posts

260 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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Pothole said:
Yawn
Sorry - has this been done before? It was just a rhetorical question. I was thinking about how the government is being so restrictive with electric scooters, and figured motorbikes would be treated the same if we'd never seen them before. I'm not a biker, but I'm glad we used to have these freedoms at least.

Zarco

18,402 posts

215 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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Same for horse riding.

popegregory

1,512 posts

140 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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Super Sonic said:
Maybe fully enclosed.
What was the deal with the BMW one of these? Weren’t they hoping their legal team could argue you did t need a helmet?

MrGman

1,609 posts

212 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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popegregory said:
What was the deal with the BMW one of these? Weren’t they hoping their legal team could argue you did t need a helmet?
The BMW C1 125, you don’t need to wear a helmet but you’d be mad not to, they were in production for a while, they were just never very popular.


66mpg

659 posts

113 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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I was chatting to a BMW salesman, while waiting for a downpour to cease, about the C1. Apparently while they were desperately underpowered, and expensive to work on because the mechanicals were so buried in the bodywork, their owners were so devoted to the convenience of being able to ride to the station, or work, in ordinary clothes they would pay almost anything to keep them running.

Pothole

34,367 posts

288 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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threadlock said:
Pothole said:
Yawn
Sorry - has this been done before? It was just a rhetorical question. I was thinking about how the government is being so restrictive with electric scooters, and figured motorbikes would be treated the same if we'd never seen them before. I'm not a biker, but I'm glad we used to have these freedoms at least.
I can't really understand what your question is for. Are you imagining a world which has developed to the same point we're at now in which nobody has ever thought of attaching a motor to a bicycle despite Edd China building a motorised sofa and shed? How is that possible?

Krikkit

26,925 posts

187 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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66mpg said:
I was chatting to a BMW salesman, while waiting for a downpour to cease, about the C1. Apparently while they were desperately underpowered, and expensive to work on because the mechanicals were so buried in the bodywork, their owners were so devoted to the convenience of being able to ride to the station, or work, in ordinary clothes they would pay almost anything to keep them running.
One of those concepts that was almost but not quite there... Hopefully they'll reappear as battery versions in future - keep the weight low to aid stability, less to work on.

black-k1

12,138 posts

235 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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MrGman said:
popegregory said:
What was the deal with the BMW one of these? Weren’t they hoping their legal team could argue you did t need a helmet?
The BMW C1 125, you don’t need to wear a helmet but you’d be mad not to, they were in production for a while, they were just never very popular.

What research are you basing that statement on or is it just a completely ill informed opinion? I know BMW did quite a lot of research and had evidence that it was safer riding it WITHOUT a helmet than it was with a helmet, but the UK gov. refused to even consider that evidence.

And, in the UK you DO need to wear a helmet when riding one!

Edited by black-k1 on Sunday 10th October 12:25

anonymous-user

60 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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Pothole said:
I can't really understand what your question is for.
I believe its known as conversation. If you don't want to be involved you don't have to, you can just click away and look at something else. Saves you looking like a prat.

LukeBrown66

4,479 posts

52 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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I think in certain countries yes, but you would not believe how popular bikes are in the Far East, places like Vietnam, Indonesia, India, the health and safety lobby would ban them in a second in the UK, probably pushed by insurance companies and their underwriters, they already make it very expensive and difficult for all ages to ride the damn things.

Stupidly if they educated the driving population better, made it cheaper and easier to use public transport, there would be less reliance on cars, bikes would be more popular and there would be less accidents overall.

bearman68

4,762 posts

138 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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LukeBrown66 said:
I think in certain countries yes, but you would not believe how popular bikes are in the Far East, places like Vietnam, Indonesia, India, the health and safety lobby would ban them in a second in the UK, probably pushed by insurance companies and their underwriters, they already make it very expensive and difficult for all ages to ride the damn things.

Stupidly if they educated the driving population better, made it cheaper and easier to use public transport, there would be less reliance on cars, bikes would be more popular and there would be less accidents overall.
Nahh, because all weekend bikers ride like idiots. Still, as long as you cut the exhaust off to make it sound like a devil machine, you're OK - at least that way normal people (you know the ones with something between their ears), will know you're completely vacuous and imbecilic.

(Lights the touch paper).

hiccy18

2,946 posts

73 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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bearman68 said:
Nahh, because all weekend bikers ride like idiots. Still, as long as you cut the exhaust off to make it sound like a devil machine, you're OK - at least that way normal people (you know the ones with something between their ears), will know you're completely vacuous and imbecilic.

(Lights the touch paper).
Poor effort, 1/10.

To answer the OP of course they would, just like e-bikes are legal; they even allow Segways and electric unicycles. What is the basis for the OP, apart from trying to cause an argument? What makes you think they would be illegal?

A more interesting hypothetical would be the existance of cars: would we commit to laying so much tarmac just to accommodate overly large vehicles unsuited to carrying one person?

BOR

4,812 posts

261 months

Sunday 10th October 2021
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66mpg said:
I was chatting to a BMW salesman, while waiting for a downpour to cease, about the C1. Apparently while they were desperately underpowered, and expensive to work on because the mechanicals were so buried in the bodywork, their owners were so devoted to the convenience of being able to ride to the station, or work, in ordinary clothes they would pay almost anything to keep them running.
I commuted a C1 through the city for 20 years until I crashed into the back of an HGV last year.

  • A helmet is not recommended by BMW. You are strapped in with 2 seatbelts, so in a collision, you are held firmly in place, so the extra weight of a helmet could risk neck injuries.
  • I wouldn't say under-powered for city use. CVT twist-and-go so quick step off from lights.
  • Time consuming to work on, so expensive if you can't DIY.
  • Fell between two stools, not a car, not a motorbike, expensive to buy, questionable looks, so sales flop.
  • Utterly, utterly brilliant to commute on due to excellent weather and safety protection.
I wouldn't consider anything else as a replacement, it was that good.


Edited by BOR on Sunday 10th October 21:07