From Shitterton to ****t - The Moronic Moped Marathon
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Posting on behalf of a friend, Paul Taylor, who is raising money for The Institute of Cancer Research (ICR), in memory of a wonderful mutual friend, Alexis Leventis, who passed away last year from Cancer.
He is currently undertaking an 1800 mile marathon on a Slovenian Tomos XL45 Classic (called XL45 as it has a dizzying top speed of 45km/h or 28mph).
He set out to raise £1,800, but is currently at an incredible £18,240! Would be great if he could get some more coverage and get over £20k!
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/paul-taylor...
Pauls words:
In memory of my dear friend Alexis Leventis I will be riding a 49cc moped on a epic journey of around 1800 miles (2900km) through some of the UK`s silliest and rudest named places.
The expedition will take place in August 2021 and starts in s
tterton in Dorset on the 18th and winds its way through salubriously named places such as Happy Bottom Nature Reserve, Ass Hill, Crazies Hill, Pishill, The Knob, Titty-Ho, Willey, Butthole Lane, Pensitone, Netherthong, Slack Bottom Road, Bedlam, Crackpot (I think I may have lived there in a past life) , Booze (there too), Pity Me (by this point you really should), Cocksburnspath, Wallyford, Brawl (and many others) before we arrive at the charmingly titled ttt in the Orkney Isles.
The return journey includes delights such as Dull, Cockermouth and Cow Ark before our final destination , the aptly named Bell End. Unfortunately, it`s not possible to show the full map on this page but If you have google maps you can see all of the 46 absurd destinations by copying and pasting this address into your web browser:
https://www.google.com/maps/placelists/list/BGF1Kg...
My chosen steed is a Slovenian Tomos XL45 Classic (called XL45 as it has a dizzying top speed of 45km/h or 28mph) , which means I expect my 1800 odd mile marathon journey to take 12 days at the break neck average speed of approx 20mph! As if the monotonous lack of speed was not enough pain, the Tomos possesses a seat that has all the comfort and pliability of concrete! At least fuel won't cost me a fortune, as it returns over 100 miles to the gallon! It is a basic machine with kickstart, drum brakes, no battery and all lights work off a magneto which should make any night time riding interesting! To add to the pain I will be camping (apart from 3 nights where I will be passing Home, my mums and on the ferry from Orkney to Aberdeen) in a tiny tent, and all my gear will have to be carried on my trusty steed (no fancy back up vehicles here!) Will it make it up Scotland's steepest slopes? Will it make the 1800 mile journey at all? I will be posting regular updates and photos on this page so stay tuned to find out! You can also follow Instagram page moronicmopedmarathon.
All proceeds go to The Institute of Cancer Research, who together with their hospital partner The Royal Marsden NHS Foundation Trust are rated as one of the most important cancer research and treatment centres in the world. The ICR has been around for over 100 years and are responsible for many of the discoveries that have revolutionised cancer treatments, and have discovered more new cancer drugs than any other academic centre in the world. The ICR was ranked as the leading higher education institution in the UK for the impact of their research on society - their breakthroughs in new drugs and treatments are rapidly brought into practice in the NHS and around the world and then taught in their world leading degree courses. You can read more about the ICR and their many outstanding achievements on the link at the bottom of the page.
My friend Alexis was the kindest, most generous and level headed person I have ever known, and was a well known and respected Classic Car restorer. He was also the bravest person I've ever met. He first had surgery for Lymphoma at only 18 years old, and had several further operations over the years. Even when it was clear he would not survive the latest incident, Alexis remained positive saying he had nearly died at 18 so was thankful for those extra years. He helped so many people over the years and treated people warmly, giving everybody a chance (often more than one!) and ensured everyone he met felt welcome and often well fed too! In a world full of selfishness and cruelty, he was one of the few genuine, generously spirited and warm-hearted people on this planet. Alexis was 55 when he died last year leaving behind his wife and son, mother and sister and lots of heartbroken friends. Cancer has also taken one of Alexis`s sisters at a young age and his father too. It has also taken my uncle Mike , both my grandparents Howard and Ruby, my wife's friends Clare-Marie Grigg and Lisa Black, my good friend Dave Menzies`s mate Rick Salisbury and my sisters friend Saskia Spencer. All these wonderful people who were taken from us way too soon by Cancer. During my years working for the NHS I met many people who had terminal diagnoses, who's strength and positivity was truly inspirational.
I was sick of cancer taking the lives of so many wonderful people and felt I had to do something to help beat this awful disease. I thought this trip was a suitably ridiculous place to start and as Alexis was a motorcyclist as well as a car nut; two wheels was not only appropriate but made it more of an adventure! I talked about my plans for this trip with him and he thought it was funny and a bit mad, I think he would be surprised I was actually daft enough to go through with it!
Aside from the kind help of Adam at Oxon Autos (who cleaned out my carburettor for free) and the lads at Merityres Wantage (who refused payment for tyre fitting), the moped, all its maintenance and parts, camping equipment, and all costs are being paid for out of my own pocket and all funds raised go directly to the ICR - paid into their Bank account by Just Giving.
One in two people in the UK born after 1960 will be diagnosed with some form of cancer during their lifetime. Thanks to research by institutions like the ICR treatments and survival rates are improving, but there are still more than 450 people dying from cancer every day in the UK. So, this is for Alexis and everyone who has lost loved ones or whose lives have been affected by Cancer. Let`s help the ICR achieve their vision of a world where people can live their lives free of cancer as a life-threatening disease.
Please donate what you can spare ,I have set my fundraiser target low (about £1 per mile) and really hope to smash it! Every penny helps save lives, improve cancer treatment and helps to get rid of this evil bell-end that is cancer!
Donating through JustGiving is simple, fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving - they'll never sell them on or send unwanted emails. Once you donate, they'll send your money directly to the charity. So it's the most efficient way to donate - saving time and cutting costs for the charity.
He is currently undertaking an 1800 mile marathon on a Slovenian Tomos XL45 Classic (called XL45 as it has a dizzying top speed of 45km/h or 28mph).
He set out to raise £1,800, but is currently at an incredible £18,240! Would be great if he could get some more coverage and get over £20k!
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/paul-taylor...
Pauls words:
In memory of my dear friend Alexis Leventis I will be riding a 49cc moped on a epic journey of around 1800 miles (2900km) through some of the UK`s silliest and rudest named places.
The expedition will take place in August 2021 and starts in s
tterton in Dorset on the 18th and winds its way through salubriously named places such as Happy Bottom Nature Reserve, Ass Hill, Crazies Hill, Pishill, The Knob, Titty-Ho, Willey, Butthole Lane, Pensitone, Netherthong, Slack Bottom Road, Bedlam, Crackpot (I think I may have lived there in a past life) , Booze (there too), Pity Me (by this point you really should), Cocksburnspath, Wallyford, Brawl (and many others) before we arrive at the charmingly titled ttt in the Orkney Isles.The return journey includes delights such as Dull, Cockermouth and Cow Ark before our final destination , the aptly named Bell End. Unfortunately, it`s not possible to show the full map on this page but If you have google maps you can see all of the 46 absurd destinations by copying and pasting this address into your web browser:
https://www.google.com/maps/placelists/list/BGF1Kg...
My chosen steed is a Slovenian Tomos XL45 Classic (called XL45 as it has a dizzying top speed of 45km/h or 28mph) , which means I expect my 1800 odd mile marathon journey to take 12 days at the break neck average speed of approx 20mph! As if the monotonous lack of speed was not enough pain, the Tomos possesses a seat that has all the comfort and pliability of concrete! At least fuel won't cost me a fortune, as it returns over 100 miles to the gallon! It is a basic machine with kickstart, drum brakes, no battery and all lights work off a magneto which should make any night time riding interesting! To add to the pain I will be camping (apart from 3 nights where I will be passing Home, my mums and on the ferry from Orkney to Aberdeen) in a tiny tent, and all my gear will have to be carried on my trusty steed (no fancy back up vehicles here!) Will it make it up Scotland's steepest slopes? Will it make the 1800 mile journey at all? I will be posting regular updates and photos on this page so stay tuned to find out! You can also follow Instagram page moronicmopedmarathon.
All proceeds go to The Institute of Cancer Research, who together with their hospital partner The Royal Marsden NHS Foundation Trust are rated as one of the most important cancer research and treatment centres in the world. The ICR has been around for over 100 years and are responsible for many of the discoveries that have revolutionised cancer treatments, and have discovered more new cancer drugs than any other academic centre in the world. The ICR was ranked as the leading higher education institution in the UK for the impact of their research on society - their breakthroughs in new drugs and treatments are rapidly brought into practice in the NHS and around the world and then taught in their world leading degree courses. You can read more about the ICR and their many outstanding achievements on the link at the bottom of the page.
My friend Alexis was the kindest, most generous and level headed person I have ever known, and was a well known and respected Classic Car restorer. He was also the bravest person I've ever met. He first had surgery for Lymphoma at only 18 years old, and had several further operations over the years. Even when it was clear he would not survive the latest incident, Alexis remained positive saying he had nearly died at 18 so was thankful for those extra years. He helped so many people over the years and treated people warmly, giving everybody a chance (often more than one!) and ensured everyone he met felt welcome and often well fed too! In a world full of selfishness and cruelty, he was one of the few genuine, generously spirited and warm-hearted people on this planet. Alexis was 55 when he died last year leaving behind his wife and son, mother and sister and lots of heartbroken friends. Cancer has also taken one of Alexis`s sisters at a young age and his father too. It has also taken my uncle Mike , both my grandparents Howard and Ruby, my wife's friends Clare-Marie Grigg and Lisa Black, my good friend Dave Menzies`s mate Rick Salisbury and my sisters friend Saskia Spencer. All these wonderful people who were taken from us way too soon by Cancer. During my years working for the NHS I met many people who had terminal diagnoses, who's strength and positivity was truly inspirational.
I was sick of cancer taking the lives of so many wonderful people and felt I had to do something to help beat this awful disease. I thought this trip was a suitably ridiculous place to start and as Alexis was a motorcyclist as well as a car nut; two wheels was not only appropriate but made it more of an adventure! I talked about my plans for this trip with him and he thought it was funny and a bit mad, I think he would be surprised I was actually daft enough to go through with it!
Aside from the kind help of Adam at Oxon Autos (who cleaned out my carburettor for free) and the lads at Merityres Wantage (who refused payment for tyre fitting), the moped, all its maintenance and parts, camping equipment, and all costs are being paid for out of my own pocket and all funds raised go directly to the ICR - paid into their Bank account by Just Giving.
One in two people in the UK born after 1960 will be diagnosed with some form of cancer during their lifetime. Thanks to research by institutions like the ICR treatments and survival rates are improving, but there are still more than 450 people dying from cancer every day in the UK. So, this is for Alexis and everyone who has lost loved ones or whose lives have been affected by Cancer. Let`s help the ICR achieve their vision of a world where people can live their lives free of cancer as a life-threatening disease.
Please donate what you can spare ,I have set my fundraiser target low (about £1 per mile) and really hope to smash it! Every penny helps save lives, improve cancer treatment and helps to get rid of this evil bell-end that is cancer!
Donating through JustGiving is simple, fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving - they'll never sell them on or send unwanted emails. Once you donate, they'll send your money directly to the charity. So it's the most efficient way to donate - saving time and cutting costs for the charity.
Will you be going here?
Although if you are looking for a roadsign selfie photo, for some reason, no idea why, somebody seems to have removed the street sign. https://goo.gl/maps/st9B2ru6WsaWyTyT6
Although if you are looking for a roadsign selfie photo, for some reason, no idea why, somebody seems to have removed the street sign. https://goo.gl/maps/st9B2ru6WsaWyTyT6
Well, Paul and the mighty Tomos, have made it to ttt, in the Orkney Islands. Their most northerly location. Now for the long ride back south...
Please donate if you can and get them to the £20k
tt, in the Orkney Islands. Their most northerly location. Now for the long ride back south... Please donate if you can and get them to the £20k
Edited by alfabeat on Thursday 26th August 06:29
Edited by alfabeat on Thursday 26th August 06:29
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