Stick on animal ears.
Discussion
On small bikes / mopeds, it makes the rider look like a knob.
On a really high-powered bike where the rider is in full racing leathers, I think it has a kind of ironic humour that always makes me smile.
However, as more and more riders start to adopt them I think they'll very rapidly become passé.
On a really high-powered bike where the rider is in full racing leathers, I think it has a kind of ironic humour that always makes me smile.
However, as more and more riders start to adopt them I think they'll very rapidly become passé.
Stick on ears are complete nob.
If convertible drivers were to drive around with a headband on with ears attached you'd ridicule them, so why do some bikers think it's cool ?
As it was said in MCN's guide to biking street cred, stick on ears can only be cool if attached to a motorcycle cop's helmet without his knowledge.
They must get pretty horrible with dead insect stuff as well.
I saw them in Carnells last week and for some reason I almost had the urge to buy some (no idea why), but then had that embarrassed "schoolboy buying condoms feeling" which luckily saved the day.
If convertible drivers were to drive around with a headband on with ears attached you'd ridicule them, so why do some bikers think it's cool ?
As it was said in MCN's guide to biking street cred, stick on ears can only be cool if attached to a motorcycle cop's helmet without his knowledge.
They must get pretty horrible with dead insect stuff as well.
I saw them in Carnells last week and for some reason I almost had the urge to buy some (no idea why), but then had that embarrassed "schoolboy buying condoms feeling" which luckily saved the day.
It's getting worse, a chap coming the other way this morning had stick on ears so large and he was nodding so vigorously [1] he wouldn't have looked out of place on the parcel shelf of a montego.
[1] I can only assume he started nodding and the ears disturbed the airflow so much it set up that they caused such a substantial amount of turbulence that he couldn't stop nodding once he started.
[1] I can only assume he started nodding and the ears disturbed the airflow so much it set up that they caused such a substantial amount of turbulence that he couldn't stop nodding once he started.
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...but then had that embarrassed "schoolboy buying condoms feeling" which luckily saved the day.
So you won't be nipping into a sex shop to buy a huge dildo and sticking that on then...
It's tantamount to the same thing if you ask me!
Anyway, I thought you had to be a courier to have them
went into my local bike shop ( AMC Andover ) this afternoon, never seen the ears before .....
Asked myself who buys such items ...
5 minutes later, in commes 3 scooter boys all sporting fluffy ears !!! ..
I just walked out shaking my head ...
I say go with a pair of Pink rubber Dildo's from Ann Summers. should turn a few heads.
Asked myself who buys such items ...
5 minutes later, in commes 3 scooter boys all sporting fluffy ears !!! ..
I just walked out shaking my head ...
I say go with a pair of Pink rubber Dildo's from Ann Summers. should turn a few heads.
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