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What car is this guy describing?:
Hell's teeth, somebody with ridiculous trousers has certainly inflamed the chip pan.
This is, quite possibly, the most complete motor car since the EVO VII except that (a) it is vastly more Panzer-like, (b) it has 75% of the Lexus's gizmos and comfort, (c) the ergonomics are even better, (d) the engine is truly akin to a Brandenburg Concerto Orchestra in full Valkyri attack mode, (e) it is more planted at grossen velocity than the lead singer of Led Zeppelin being used by Percy Thrower as a guide stick for runner bean vegetation, (f) it looks better & (g) other reasons yet to be formulated but undoubtedly there for consideration once I retract my uncontrollable love gun from it's inviting quadrovulvicity.
A car which - just like the EVO - actually surpasses the hype.
The ultimate stablemate for Wulfensplurter von Beetlehimmel.
STAGGERING.
btw this guy also has 993TT
Hell's teeth, somebody with ridiculous trousers has certainly inflamed the chip pan.
This is, quite possibly, the most complete motor car since the EVO VII except that (a) it is vastly more Panzer-like, (b) it has 75% of the Lexus's gizmos and comfort, (c) the ergonomics are even better, (d) the engine is truly akin to a Brandenburg Concerto Orchestra in full Valkyri attack mode, (e) it is more planted at grossen velocity than the lead singer of Led Zeppelin being used by Percy Thrower as a guide stick for runner bean vegetation, (f) it looks better & (g) other reasons yet to be formulated but undoubtedly there for consideration once I retract my uncontrollable love gun from it's inviting quadrovulvicity.
A car which - just like the EVO - actually surpasses the hype.
The ultimate stablemate for Wulfensplurter von Beetlehimmel.
STAGGERING.
btw this guy also has 993TT
dazren said:
damn too easy for you
The scribe concerned has probably one of the most recognisable writing styles on PH. He also won the accollade of "most entertaining poster" last year.
DAZ
oh well, if you know him then what chance to I have!!!
thought it was a great quote though
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