PH Classified Ad's should be vetted!

[ApexClipper]

www.pistonheads.com/sales/62219.htm

Idiot said:

full mongoose s/s exhaust,lowered 40mm,superchipped to 265bhp ,carbon bonnet,strut brace,eco tech valve and silencer,induction kit,power boost valve,

FFS!

[James_N]

my pet hate rises again. people who mis-spell the magic VTEC. its VTEC not VTECH :doh:

[Mr E]

I'd want to see dyno proof.

Can private advertisements be done for false claims?

[ApexClipper]

I wouldn't even bother asking for dyno proof - you simply don't gain over 65hp on an H22 engine with the mods he's quoted...

[tuttle]

Slightly acidic e-mail sent to the owner, will post if anything amusing transpires
Matt

[turbo-tastic]

I like the wheels.














I'm looking for positive things to say












Hmm, I like the wheels

[greenv8s]

Idiot said:

eco tech valve and silencer

Let's see, the only effect of an ecotech valve is to make a farting sound, so lets pay extra for the delux one with a silencer attached!

[tuttle]

greenv8s said:

Idiot said: eco tech valve and silencer Let's see, the only effect of an ecotech valve is to make a farting sound, so lets pay extra for the delux one with a silencer attached!

*Swirl technology* ha! its a bolt with a hole in it! wish I'd thought of that, they've sold millions of the ing things.

[Batty FTO]

is that the max power bhp calculator?
engine (obviously start with the manufacturers figures as engines don't lose power )
induction Kit +10bhp
de-cat + 10bhp
downpipes + 10bhp
exhaust + 10bhp
err that makes 245bhp at the fly
err even though it only makes 195

[tuttle]

Oh & don't forget the Apexi VTEC(H) controller multiply every thing by at least 2.

[benjc]

Guys...

1 word....Stickers.

They should be good for some "Awesome" powa.

I also thought "lude" was something you used when you wanted to stick something where it shouldn't go.

[Mr E]

Batty FTO said:

is that the max power bhp calculator? engine (obviously start with the manufacturers figures as engines don't lose power ) induction Kit +10bhp de-cat + 10bhp downpipes + 10bhp exhaust + 10bhp err that makes 245bhp at the fly err even though it only makes 195

Cool. Hang on then.

Engine+induction+decat+downpipe+exhaust+turbotimer+TRDgearknob+bits-of-fiberglass+PHsticker = 350bhp.

Hurrah.

(Isn't a de-cat and a down pipe the same thing?)

[tuttle]

And don't forget the after-market valve caps, they gotta be worth a pony or two

[Batty FTO]

Mr E said:

(Isn't a de-cat and a down pipe the same thing?)

not on the FTO, it has unequal downpipes from the tranverse V6 manifolds to the back of the cat.
as they are now equal length its *at least* 10bhp

[Batty FTO]

Gazboy said:

...and boy do you need it....

sorry my car makes such a noise i couldn't hear that, care to repeat??

git

[Batty FTO]

Gazboy said:

Yeah that's it- all mouth, no trousers!

just being mean now...should hit the 'report abuse' button

might flog the FTO for something more powerful now, as i have a 2nd car for the sensible journeys

[Batty FTO]

Gazboy said:

Muwahahaha! Only kidding mate- sounds awesome.

ows things boyo? you climbed your mountains yet?
if not, keep on at'em kiddo,

M

[havoc]

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You cannot get meaningful gains from 'one of the best 4-pots in existence'(Quote by LJK Setright) by CHIPPING the f'king thing!!!

As for 'VTECH'

[deltafox]

As for Fecotec(k) (keck) (kak) valves whatever, if i want an air leak in my induction pipework (ooer missus) then ill drill a hole someplace relevant rather than PAY for the privelige of some overpriced piece of doggypoop that farts everytime i hook another gear......:shakeshead:

[Nicol@]

turbo-tastic said:

I like the wheels. I like the um...............................nothing. What happened to the steering wheel? My little nephew has a vtech. It is small uses lots of batteries and doesn't have wheels on. That guy obviously has the modified version. I'm looking for positive things to say Hmm, I like the wheels