***** YOU MUST READ THIS ***********

[stumartin]

And I thought I was a techno-numpty...

our guy in the know said:

I just went outside a minute ago and noticed big chunks of metal underneath my car. I'm thinking that's a bad sign.

I'd really really like to see the pictures!



Why is this just in Jap chat? I'm sure it would get better viewing in GG

>> Edited by stumartin on Wednesday 5th January 10:21

[tuttle]

our guy in the know said:

I just went outside a minute ago and noticed big chunks of metal underneath my car. I'm thinking that's a bad sign.

I'd really really like to see the pictures!



[/quote]

pmsl I love the innocence-I can just picture his expression,scratchin his head & thinking,'I'm sure thats what matey said to do..where did it go wrong?'
Hot water & expansive/flammable liquid mixture-an ideal engine lubricant-esp at,prolonged,high(5k) revs oooohharhahrhaha

[munter]

Dear lord! If it's not a joke/setup you have to feel really sorry for this guy. In a way it's nice to see him keep at it. But also sad to see someone out of their depth.... Still it appears he's rich enough to throw money at the problem!

[MEMSDesign]

Troll? Windup? Familiar sounding words to anyone?

[shadowninja]

What is Slick50?

[munter]

Hair tonic for the over 50's

[munter]

Gazboy said:

'kin ell! It's all coming out of the woodwork now! http://forums.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=174075

You cannot be serious! I mean even I know thats not where it go's! I've no idea how to fit it but I know it's not there!

[tonyhetherington]

it's got to be a wind up.....

the guy with the problem said:

I cant seem to find any good how tos for adding an "LSD" into my transmission. I saw in the forced induction form that people recommended an "LSD" if you turbo your car. I think I need one of these. Do I need any special tools, or will my 74 piece socket set from Craftsman be ok?

EDIT: Nope, read to the end. Guy's got it all sorted, and all the tuners on the forum are supporting him in his quest. What a happy ending

>> Edited by tonyhetherington on Wednesday 5th January 16:30

[munter]

tonyhetherington said:

it's got to be a wind up..... the guy with the problem said: I cant seem to find any good how tos for adding an "LSD" into my transmission. I saw in the forced induction form that people recommended an "LSD" if you turbo your car. I think I need one of these. Do I need any special tools, or will my 74 piece socket set from Craftsman be ok?

The thing is when I blew my engine and decided to take it apart I asked some fairly stupid questions. Like will xxx socket set and some spanners get me by....

[Mr E]

Gazboy said:

'kin ell! It's all coming out of the woodwork now! http://forums.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=174075

Dude, that's a year old. Keep up.

[Dakkon]

Gaz, dude this is the best thing I have read in ages, cheers buddy, tee hee hee

[Mr E]

Gazboy said:

Was it on PH???

Probably. It did the rounds.....

[slinky]

Is this the same guy that ported and polished the intake tract on his VAG 1.8T with sharp sand whilst it was running?

Now that was funny thread

slinky

[KITT]

slinky said:

Is this the same guy that ported and polished the intake tract on his VAG 1.8T with sharp sand whilst it was running? Now that was funny thread slinky

And for those who've not read it, here it is:

http://forums.audiworld.com/a4/msgs/1567770.phtml

[tuttle]

Woah there...tell me this is a wind-up
puh-leaze! 'It was making all these really odd noises & bucking'..no really.Where did he & his honda 'expert' think the sand was gonna come out-the exhaust? Its made my day,thanks.I feel quite intelligent now.

Matt