AMV8 SOLD - SHOCK-HORROR-!!!!!!!!

[Grant3]

Sadly today was the day when I had to do the dirty deed!

Laura (read Angelina Jolie) has left me !

We had enjoyed a raunchy but loving relationship, I had pampered her & in return she did tickled my fancy in so many ways!I will miss her flowing lines, those special curvy bits & tactile touchy parts, the lovely feel of her interior (!!!) and that look people give you knowing you are lucky enough to be with her. I will miss stroking her body & wrestling her on my favourite road, sweaty bodies inter-wined, listening to the sound of her voice shouting rude music in my ears! Goodbye Laura, gone but not forgotten. A beauty that can also kick ass!!!

See what selling your Aston does to you, the chaps with the white coats will be around shortly to pop me in a padded room!
But I'll have my memories!!!!!

[slinky]

Think not of your loss in this difficult time my child, think of what new pastures will bring..

Your pain will ease in time..

whatyagettinnext???

[Grant3]

slinky said:

Think not of your loss in this difficult time my child, think of what new pastures will bring..

Your pain will ease in time..

whatyagettinnext???

Slinky, I'll call you in to bless the new "Thug" as I'm calling it, do you do christenings?
Anyway come closer because I need to whisper this very quietly in the Aston section...... its a 997GT3

[slinky]

I'll christen it if it comes to my parish

slinky
also available for weddings and barmitzvah's

[mikial]

slinky said:

I'll christen it if it comes to my parish

slinky
also available for weddings and barmitzvah's

Don`t mention barmitzvahs, they bring memories of intense trauma..........like being in your early twenties and being put on the childrens table , next to a distant cousin who resembled Audrey Hepburn but was clearly still in her early teens .


Shame on you Grant, how could you, swopping Angelina for Fatima.....

Edited by mikial on Wednesday 7th February 21:16

[Pugsey]

Welcome to the dark side my son I feel your loss but shall we shortly terrorise the peasants of Cambridge with a mini hoon in our thuggish brutes? - for 'tis the only cure!

Edited by Pugsey on Wednesday 7th February 21:19

[GetCarter]

If you have to move... I guess it's best to move back.

Let us know what you think of the new wheels (apart from the fact that they are a lot faster!)

Have fun, and remember to keep it shiny side up.

[Grant3]

mikial said:

Shame on you Grant, how could you, swopping Angelina for Fatima.....

Mikial
..sorry, Fatima is a Cayenne Turbo, you aren't yet getting the new GT3, perhaps rather than Bridgette Nielson, who is much more 996TT we need a different analysis,I must focus my attention, but the loss of an Aston weighs heavy, we could start with Uma Thurman did you see Kill Bill? But this still doesn't feel right, I'll work on it & get back to you, no wait a minute I know.....................the GT3 is Grace Jones, tense muscular, purposeful, alert, capable, mean , sometimes vicious, but in control, in fact a WILD RIDE!

Now given the visual choice you would want Angelina, but once you had truly experienced the "wild ride" it may only possibly be Grace, time will tell, but I look forward to have experienced both!!!

Pugsey said:

Welcome to the dark side my son I feel your loss but shall we shortly terrorise the peasants of Cambridge with a mini hoon in our thuggish brutes? - for 'tis the only cure!

Pugs.......Your only playing the manly card in view of your next (coughs quietly) "follically inclined" steed, Having said that, dual silver GT3's roaring down the road in unison does sound wholly appealing, I just need to pigging run my new steed in...March collection here we come.
By the way I'm still waiting for the full Pugsey GT3 report!

GetCarter said:

If you have to move... I guess it's best to move back.
Let us know what you think of the new wheels (apart from the fact that they are a lot faster!)
Have fun, and remember to keep it shiny side up.

Cheers GC, it may be going back, but..........................
this is a bit like the girlfriend you used to love who put on lots of weight & got a grumpy attitude so you parted company, then a few years later you have put a few pounds on & gained an attitude yourself, then you bump into her again but she has been on a diet & been to the gym, she is is in great shape & ready for action, the really good news is she still wants you.......................come on GC what are you going to do!!!!!!!!

Edited by Grant3 on Wednesday 7th February 22:43

[mikial]

Grant3 said:

mikial said:

Shame on you Grant, how could you, swopping Angelina for Fatima.....

Mikial
..sorry, Fatima is a Cayenne Turbo, you aren't yet getting the new GT3, perhaps rather than Bridgette Nielson, who is much more 996TT we need a different analysis,I must focus my attention, but the loss of an Aston weighs heavy, we could start with Uma Thurman did you see Kill Bill? But this still doesn't feel right, I'll work on it & get back to you, no wait a minute I know.....................the GT3 is Grace Jones, tense muscular, purposeful, alert, capable, mean , sometimes vicious, but in control, in fact a WILD RIDE!

Now given the visual choice you would want Angelina, but once you had truly experienced the "wild ride" it may only possibly be Grace, time will tell, but I look forward to have experienced both!!!

Pugsey said:

Welcome to the dark side my son I feel your loss but shall we shortly terrorise the peasants of Cambridge with a mini hoon in our thuggish brutes? - for 'tis the only cure!

Pugs.......Your only playing the manly card in view of your next (coughs quietly) "follically inclined" steed, Having said that, dual silver GT3's roaring down the road in unison does sound wholly appealing, I just need to pigging run my new steed in...March collection here we come.
By the way I'm still waiting for the full Pugsey GT3 report!

GetCarter said:

If you have to move... I guess it's best to move back.
Let us know what you think of the new wheels (apart from the fact that they are a lot faster!)
Have fun, and remember to keep it shiny side up.

Cheers GC, it may be going back, but..........................
this is a bit like the girlfriend you used to love who put on lots of weight & got a grumpy attitude so you parted company, then a few years later you have put a few pounds on & gained an attitude yourself, then you bump into her again but she has been on a diet & been to the gym, she is is in great shape & ready for action, the really good news is she still wants you.......................come on GC what are you going to do!!!!!!!!

Edited by Grant3 on Wednesday 7th February 22:43

I`m just jealous Grant , green with envy , afraid to even look at one ( 997 gt3) in the flesh , not that we get any this far east, fully aware of my diminishing skill as a decent wheel shufler, quite content to waffle around the lanes of Suffolk at the prescribed limit , praying I don`t see one lest I take the road to perdition ( Colchester in my case)and do my stash yet again.......

[Grant3]

mikial said:

quite content to waffle around the lanes of Suffolk at the prescribed limit , praying I don`t see one lest I take the road to perdition ( Colchester in my case)and do my stash yet again.......

Mikial, It is pretty good "waffling" around Suffolk, when you are in an AMV8.
Your current main stable is a 996TT & V8 Mmmmmm, very nice choice, but 997GT3 & V8 woul be the very best of all worlds.....go on you know it makes sense!!!

[mikial]

Grant3 said:

mikial said:

quite content to waffle around the lanes of Suffolk at the prescribed limit , praying I don`t see one lest I take the road to perdition ( Colchester in my case)and do my stash yet again.......

Mikial, It is pretty good "waffling" around Suffolk, when you are in an AMV8.
Your current main stable is a 996TT & V8 Mmmmmm, very nice choice, but 997GT3 & V8 woul be the very best of all worlds.....go on you know it makes sense!!!

I suppose it wouldn`t hurt just to test drive one .............

[Pugsey]

mikial said:

Grant3 said:

mikial said:

quite content to waffle around the lanes of Suffolk at the prescribed limit , praying I don`t see one lest I take the road to perdition ( Colchester in my case)and do my stash yet again.......

Mikial, It is pretty good "waffling" around Suffolk, when you are in an AMV8.
Your current main stable is a 996TT & V8 Mmmmmm, very nice choice, but 997GT3 & V8 woul be the very best of all worlds.....go on you know it makes sense!!!

I suppose it wouldn`t hurt just to test drive one .............

Yes,yes...........listen to the voices my son!

Edited by Pugsey on Thursday 8th February 07:48

[XXXAngelXXX]

now this is a DRAMA - Grant you should have gone for a GT3RS

Edited by XXXAngelXXX on Thursday 8th February 07:49

[Pugsey]

Grant said
"Pugs.......Your only playing the manly card in view of your next (coughs quietly) "follically inclined" steed, Having said that, dual silver GT3's roaring down the road in unison does sound wholly appealing, I just need to pigging run my new steed in...March collection here we come.
By the way I'm still waiting for the full Pugsey GT3 report!"

Mines a snowball sweetie. Running in! - as you well know it'll pretty much stay with a V8 without exceeding 5000rpm............ Haven't I chuntered on enough (some would say TOO much I'm sure) about the GT3 here, on the Porsche forum and in the mag? What more do you want. Tell me and it will be done.

PS. How DO you do that thing where you edit other peoples quotes - I wanted a nice little box round yours - doh!

Edited by Pugsey on Thursday 8th February 07:58

Edited by Pugsey on Thursday 8th February 08:00

[Grant3]

XXXAngelXXX said:

now this is a DRAMA - Grant you should have gone for a GT3RS

Edited by XXXAngelXXX on Thursday 8th February 07:49

What an extra £15,000 to look like Kermit the frog or a can of Tango....No thank you, anyway I have gone for girly spec, with normal seat full leather & an upgraded stereo with Sat Nav!

Pugsey said:

Mines a snowball sweetie. Running in! - as you well know it'll pretty much stay with a V8 without exceeding 5000rpm............ Haven't I chuntered on enough (some would say TOO much I'm sure) about the GT3 here, on the Porsche forum and in the mag? What more do you want. Tell me and it will be done.
PS. How DO you do that thing where you edit other peoples quotes - I wanted a nice little box round yours - doh!

Blimey I have a feeling that global warming must be my fault, as soon as I sell my V8 it snows
& that means you can't use a GT3, some one is trying to tell me something. I have actually changed my order at the local village shop from 911 & Porsche World to Gt Purely Porsche, simply to help keep you in the style to which you are accustomed, which was clearly your plan all along...no flies on you as the saying goes!!

Oh the quotes thing you want to be between [ quote=username] text in between[ /quote] I put an extra space in at start & end of the box [] so it didn't show as box take the spaces out &....

username said:

text in between

Edited by Grant3 on Thursday 8th February 10:01

[Pugsey]

Grant3 said:

Oh the quotes thing you want to be between [ quote=username] text in between[ /quote] I put an extra space in at start & end of the box [] so it didn't show as box take the spaces out &....

username said:

text in between

Edited by Grant3 on Thursday 8th February 10:01

I see! Thanks!

Edited by Pugsey on Thursday 8th February 10:49

[Grant3]

Pugsey said:

Grant3 said:

Oh the quotes thing you want to be between [ quote=username] text in between[ /quote] I put an extra space in at start & end of the box [] so it didn't show as box take the spaces out &....

username said:

text in between

Edited by Grant3 on Thursday 8th February 10:01

I see! Thanks!

Edited by Pugsey on Thursday 8th February 10:49

See there is hope for you yet!

[Pugsey]

Grant3 said:

Pugsey said:

Grant3 said:

Oh the quotes thing you want to be between [ quote=username] text in between[ /quote] I put an extra space in at start & end of the box [] so it didn't show as box take the spaces out &....

username said:

text in between

Edited by Grant3 on Thursday 8th February 10:01

I see! Thanks!

Edited by Pugsey on Thursday 8th February 10:49

See there is hope for you yet!

Yes, I feel it may soon be time to lay down the old quill once and for all!

[XXXAngelXXX]

Grant3 said:

What an extra £15,000 to look like Kermit the frog or a can of Tango....No thank you, anyway I have gone for girly spec, with normal seat full leather & an upgraded stereo with Sat Nav!

next week i got the CEO of the factory Stuttgart Porsche centre for dinner at home i will forward him your message hahaha

[Grant3]

XXXAngelXXX said:

Grant3 said:

What an extra £15,000 to look like Kermit the frog or a can of Tango....No thank you, anyway I have gone for girly spec, with normal seat full leather & an upgraded stereo with Sat Nav!

next week i got the CEO of the factory Stuttgart Porsche centre for dinner at home i will forward him your message hahaha

Angel, ask him for some insider tips on the new GT3!