AMV8 Stuffed in central reservation this morning...

[Dino D]

No pictures of this infortunate occurence.

At the junction of the A25/A21/M25 it appears as if the Aston was joining the A21 from the A25. This is a very sharp bend and probably had a bit of moisture on it this morning.

The Aston appeard to have spun, crossed all three lanes and was backwards into the central reservation. There were bits of Aston all over the road. The car was in a bad way.

Occupants are ok. They were walking away, talking on the mobile phone. It was a gunmetal grey one. A very sad day indeed...

[amdb7]

Well if its insured they get a brand new one or the value on a nice cheque.... not so bad after all really

[GetCarter]

jhoneyball said:

Well, they make one every 30 minutes, so it wont be hard getting into another.

...is just so not the thing to say... on so many levels.

[markhit]

jhoneyball said:

Well, they make one every 30 minutes, so it wont be hard getting into another.

If they made one every 30 minutes that would be 17,520 per year and they certainly don't do that. So you're factually wrong as well as wrong to post that here.

[v8tvr]

pair of nobs

[le gravy noire]

Guys, I would ignore Honeyc*nt's moronic babble. He is not on the same astral plane as us mere mortals... here are some excerpts from his website.

Under "passions" (puke) "Places to shop: obviously, Waitrose is there for the daily items. Tescos in Sudbury is an abomination -- full of chavs and smelly people. Selfridges used to be good, but has gone downhill. Harrods is where its at now"

Under "gallery" (he incidentally has thousands and thousands of pounds of equipment) this takes pride of place:


In the words of borat..."nice".

And under "about" we have this photo:



Oops.. my snobbish, arrogant prat detector just broke.

Sorry to hear about the crash, having been involved in a similar accident I know that the after effects (beyond the bent metal) can be tough indeed...

[le gravy noire]

Actually are the two photos above the same person

[bompey]

I drove past this accident at about 12.45 and as it's only about 1 mile from the Aston garage at dunton green wondered if it was a test drive gone wrong.

one big bill on it's way to someone

[cyberface]

Well ignoring the catfight above, I drove past this at lunchtime... occupants presumably OK as the structure of the car looked fine. Wheels torn off though, no doubt an expensive repair or write off.

Big question is 'HOW' ??? How the hell do you stack any car there. I often tailslide out of the entrance from Sevenoaks onto the dual carriageway but you won't get up enough speed to tear off wheels by losing it at the exit from the bend. I just can't see how you'd bin an Aston in that exact location without other cars being involved, and there weren't any visible... let's hope the driver wasn't a victim of some prat running him off the road...

[Grant3]

GetCarter said:

jhoneyball said:

Well, they make one every 30 minutes, so it wont be hard getting into another.

amdb7 said:

Well if its insured they get a brand new one or the value on a nice cheque.... not so bad after all really

...is just so not the thing to say... on so many levels.

Get Carter: I agree 1000%, what planet are these guys on!!!!!!!!!

Edited by grant3 on Monday 13th November 13:55

[VirginiaUSA]

The day can only get better if the first thing you do is stuff your foot in your mouth.

[slinky]

According to some ebay buyers who came up to see me today, the corner on which the wheel had been removed didn't appear damaged... perhaps a hub failure?

[GregE240]

jhoneyball said:

Well, they make one every 30 minutes, so it wont be hard getting into another.

Whilst the post IMHO was out of order, and has since been deleted, lets keep it civil please.

Edited by Big Al. on Monday 13th November 18:54

[Shadytree]

GregE240 said:

jhoneyball said:

Well, they make one every 30 minutes, so it wont be hard getting into another.

Greg... don't hold back mate

just had to quote that

but , what a cock for saying sh*t like that. Just makes himself look even more a dick than he is already.

Edited by Shadytree on Monday 13th November 09:04

Edited by Big Al. on Monday 13th November 18:55

[Pugsey]

le gravy noire said:

Guys, I would ignore Honeyc*nt's moronic babble. He is not on the same astral plane as us mere mortals... here are some excerpts from his website.

Under "passions" (puke) "Places to shop: obviously, Waitrose is there for the daily items. Tescos in Sudbury is an abomination -- full of chavs and smelly people. Selfridges used to be good, but has gone downhill. Harrods is where its at now"

Under "gallery" (he incidentally has thousands and thousands of pounds of equipment) this takes pride of place:


In the words of borat..."nice".

And under "about" we have this photo:



Oops.. my snobbish, arrogant prat detector just broke.

Sorry to hear about the crash, having been involved in a similar accident I know that the after effects (beyond the bent metal) can be tough indeed...

Loosing the hair and glasses (pic.1) didn't improve things much (pic.2)

[Shadytree]

The bearded disguise didn't work either

[GregE240]

Its just the wrong retort on so many levels.

So the occupants were by the roadside, but they're suffering from shock no doubt, and will probably get a dose of whiplash from the seat belts, if nothing else.

They deserve sympathy, regardless of blame. But no, Mr Look-At-My-Photographs wades in.

Shameful.

[petrol_noggin]

le gravy noire said:

Guys, I would ignore Honeyc*nt's moronic babble. He is not on the same astral plane as us mere mortals... here are some excerpts from his website.

Under "passions" (puke) "Places to shop: obviously, Waitrose is there for the daily items. Tescos in Sudbury is an abomination -- full of chavs and smelly people. Selfridges used to be good, but has gone downhill. Harrods is where its at now"

Under "gallery" (he incidentally has thousands and thousands of pounds of equipment) this takes pride of place:


In the words of borat..."nice".

And under "about" we have this photo:



Oops.. my snobbish, arrogant prat detector just broke.

Sorry to hear about the crash, having been involved in a similar accident I know that the after effects (beyond the bent metal) can be tough indeed...

You're gonna be in real trouble when Alan Titchmarsh and Meatloaf realise you used their photos.

[rich1231]

Jon, how do I book your drag act?

[granville]

GregE240 said:

Its just the wrong retort on so many levels...Shameful.

Ok, ok; look at the offender's profile to be greeted by the most fabulous bulbous snout of bulldoggery since something English sank something Spanish in 1588.

Delving deeper, things get better, sublime even - an RT Bentley - I mean, what an impeccable brace.

Then we get 'Passions.'

I am currently pondering quite the appropriate reaction but I fear my lower jaw may first require medical assisstance before it can close again.

Never, in the history of pretentious nobbery has anything this painful been hoisted into the public domain - how ON EARTH can someone with the wherewithall to punt on two such brilliantly judged motors present such painful jibber jabber?

It's pompous buttery, verging on fiendish, meglomaniacal self aggrandisement and legislation may very well be necessary for it's immediate and conclusive expungement.

Why, Johnny, why?