vmax

[craigw]

hi chaps, email me if interested in next one, best regards Craig.

www.vmax15000bhp.com

[markbe]

craigw said:

hi chaps, email me if interested in next one, best regards Craig.

www.vmax15000bhp.com

Ah come you AstonMartiners,if it helps,Craig will organise a factory pit crew for when you brake down..

Mark..

[grant3]

markbe said:

craigw said:

hi chaps, email me if interested in next one, best regards Craig.
www.vmax15000bhp.com

Ah come you AstonMartiners,if it helps,Craig will organise a factory pit crew for when you brake down..
Mark..

Will he organise a hairdresser in his Merc SL as well, just in case we need a quick trim whilst we are waiting?

[markbe]

grant3 said:

markbe said:

craigw said:

hi chaps, email me if interested in next one, best regards Craig.
www.vmax15000bhp.com

Ah come you AstonMartiners,if it helps,Craig will organise a factory pit crew for when you brake down..
Mark..

Will he organise a hairdresser in his Merc SL as well, just in case we need a quick trim whilst we are waiting?

Ok then, it's me with the young blond [female] hairdresser...versus..

Any Aston with mechanic [bloke 'un' grease]..

Now,is it, Fastest hair cut??..Fastest engine check..Or Fastest down the runway.

Mark.

[grant3]

markbe said:

Will he organise a hairdresser in his Merc SL as well, just in case we need a quick trim whilst we are waiting?
Ok then, it's me with the young blond [female] hairdresser...versus..
Any Aston with mechanic [bloke 'un' grease]..
Now,is it, Fastest hair cut??..Fastest engine check..Or Fastest down the runway.
Mark.

Nice one Mark, very witty
Come on don't be coy, you can come out the closet now, you don't need that young lady as front any longer,we will love you just the way you are. And enough of this engine conversion thing on your SL, you know the extra grunt will only ruffle the hair too much, so best sit back relax & waft a bit. Come on Jeremy Clarkson had one..nuff said!
Anyway I notice you are suggesting a straight line race, down a long very wide straight track...without any corners...any reason!

Edited by grant3 on Sunday 23 July 17:18

[markbe]

grant3 said:

markbe said:

Will he organise a hairdresser in his Merc SL as well, just in case we need a quick trim whilst we are waiting?
Ok then, it's me with the young blond [female] hairdresser...versus..
Any Aston with mechanic [bloke 'un' grease]..
Now,is it, Fastest hair cut??..Fastest engine check..Or Fastest down the runway.
Mark.

Nice one Mark, very witty
Come on don't be coy, you can come out the closet now, you don't need that young lady as front any longer,we will love you just the way you are. And enough of this engine conversion thing on your SL, you know the extra grunt will only ruffle the hair too much, so best sit back relax & waft a bit. Come on Jeremy Clarkson had one..nuff said!
Anyway I notice you are suggesting a straight line race, down a long very wide straight track...without any corners...any reason!

Edited by grant3 on Sunday 23 July 17:18

Ah Ha, methinks I detect a challenge.Ok your on.

If Any Aston [road legal],can finnish the VMax circuit,[start line to the last corner],before me,I will donate £25 per car to Charity.

Form a list below........If You dare....Mark.

[Grant3]

markbe said:

Ah Ha, methinks I detect a challenge.Ok your on.
If Any Aston [road legal],can finnish the VMax circuit,[start line to the last corner],before me,I will donate £25 per car to Charity. Form a list below........If You dare....Mark.

Mark put it away, you do realise that waving it about in public places is an offence!
Anyway its not how big (and fast in straight line)it is, rather how you use it round the twisty bits!
Anyway come on....

Example 1 = Very fast mobile hair salon (yes sir a perm it is, we will be with you in 2 minutes at 185 mph)



vs

Example 2 = Best of British (well a few bits are!!) beef (just too classy to be bothered by a fast trim fest on wheels)!



Footnote: All meant in fun only...honest!

Edited by Grant3 on Sunday 23 July 19:48

[craigw]

loving this thread

[markbe]

Grant3 said:

markbe said:

Ah Ha, methinks I detect a challenge.Ok your on.
If Any Aston [road legal],can finnish the VMax circuit,[start line to the last corner],before me,I will donate £25 per car to Charity. Form a list below........If You dare....Mark.

Mark put it away, you do realise that waving it about in public places is an offence!
Anyway its not how big (and fast in straight line)it is, rather how you use it round the twisty bits!
Anyway come on....







Example 2 = Best of British (well a few bits are!!) beef (just too classy to be bothered by a fast trim fest on wheels)!



Footnote: All meant in fun only...honest!

Edited by Grant3 on Sunday 23 July 19:48

Now I understand [maybe.] an Aston is for looking at and talking about,but not driving,[if you do, mech' needed.].

A Big merc' is for looking at.,complete with very pretty bird,to do Aston drivers hair[male or female ]and power sliding round the twisty bits,[Merc ECU says........No].
Anyway I have had lots of Astons!!![and I have a good mech'].

V-Max is a great day out, look forward to seeing you there.

Mark,the hair,,or is that hare.

Edited by markbe on Monday 24th July 16:08

[craigw]

do i have you on the list Grant ?

[grant3]

craigw said:

do i have you on the list Grant ?

Sorry Craig, I was enjoying the banter, but my toy is too new at the moment, maybe another time.......

I must add a note of RESPECT to the "TRIMWAGEN - BENZSALON" for its last run....191mph: markbe - SL600 Kleemann (184 roof down). It may be slightly suspect but it is certainly FAST in straight line!

Edited by grant3 on Monday 24th July 13:21