Sooo you've just won £101,000,000 on the lottery!

Sooo you've just won £101,000,000 on the lottery!

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lady topaz

Original Poster:

3,855 posts

260 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Would your new garage boast a/some, AM's

Yes I'm bored but it has crossed my mind.

Such a sad lady, I have ten cars in my new virtual garage, and no shoes.

Siiigh

Di

krisdelta

4,597 posts

207 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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For a moment you gave me false hope! Sadly I need to go to work tomorrow.......

10 cars? List away! smile

Harsh

4,551 posts

217 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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10 is nowhere near enough!!

however from the Aston stable i'd have to have a DB5 and an old Vantage Volante

StevenB

781 posts

203 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Yes a DB5

Jockman

17,988 posts

166 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Di, trust me, you would NOT want to win that kind of money.

You kiss goodbye to 30% of your current family, and 60% of your current friendship circle.

You do realise, however, that this equates to approx 45,000,000 haggis' or 215,000,000 cans of Irn Bru or 50,000,000 cans of Tennent's Super, or even 65,000,000 string vests. I'm not even going to do the fried Mars Bar calculation, lest I pass out.

cloud9

George H

14,713 posts

170 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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V8 Vantage V600 would be my first purchase.

Then a DB-AR1, Zagato Vanquish Volante and I would be approaching WS to create me a sportshift V12V Roadster smile

I don't know what I'd do with my time though. If I had that much, I think I would sponsor a Moto2 team, or maybe GP2. Maybe follow F1/Moto Gp around for a season. Maybe even buy a Vantage N24 and go amateur racing with it. I think I'll decide when I win £101m hehe

Harsh

4,551 posts

217 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Jockman said:
Di, trust me, you would NOT want to win that kind of money.

You kiss goodbye to 30% of your current family, and 60% of your current friendship circle.

You do realise, however, that this equates to approx 45,000,000 haggis' or 215,000,000 cans of Irn Bru or 50,000,000 cans of Tennent's Super, or even 65,000,000 string vests. I'm not even going to do the fried Mars Bar calculation, lest I pass out.

cloud9
Only if you told everyone.
winning £101m or £100k is irrelevant if no-one knows about it.

although the 43m haggis could be interesting!

Jockman

17,988 posts

166 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Harsh said:
Only if you told everyone.
winning £101m or £100k is irrelevant if no-one knows about it.

although the 43m haggis could be interesting!
Hey Bachi, it would be difficult to keep schtum on that level of money. Camelot actually advise that you go public (no advertising for them of course wink) but you are talking about a level of money whereby you would be put straight into counselling. That's the rules.

I do admire your bravado matey, but I fear you would react differently in the actual situation.

BTW, as for cars I would complete a fleet of Astons simply because no other marque stirs me.

Then I would introduce Haggis to the 3rd World smile

George H

14,713 posts

170 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Jockman said:
Then I would introduce Haggis to the 3rd World smile
I believe they already have haggis in Glasgow smile

Jockman

17,988 posts

166 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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rofl

Georgeous, that was perhaps your optimum posting.

You Gobste biggrin

Neil1300R

5,498 posts

184 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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George H said:
Jockman said:
Then I would introduce Haggis to the 3rd World smile
I believe they already have haggis in Glasgow smile
bowbowbow
Brilliant and succinct summary
laugh

Edited by Neil1300R on Tuesday 11th October 22:06

Jockman

17,988 posts

166 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Georgeous, I think even Mr Q will have difficulty in not affording you a pat on the back for that one.

It certainly rates being up there with Bogie's comment on 'women who empty your balls quicker than they could empty your wallet'.

You may, however, awaken with a Horse's head in your bed tomorrow, courtesy of the Rab C. Nesbit Mafia smile

Neil1300R

5,498 posts

184 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Jockman said:
You may, however, awaken with a Horse's head in your bed tomorrow,
Bet it will be deep fried...

Harsh

4,551 posts

217 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Jockman said:
Harsh said:
Only if you told everyone.
winning £101m or £100k is irrelevant if no-one knows about it.

although the 43m haggis could be interesting!
Hey Bachi, it would be difficult to keep schtum on that level of money. Camelot actually advise that you go public (no advertising for them of course wink) but you are talking about a level of money whereby you would be put straight into counselling. That's the rules.

I do admire your bravado matey, but I fear you would react differently in the actual situation.

BTW, as for cars I would complete a fleet of Astons simply because no other marque stirs me.

Then I would introduce Haggis to the 3rd World smile
i'd be willing to try smile

I can see no benefit in going public at any level of winnings.
if you win, you do what you want with the money, for ease i'd divide it up into the following (in no particular order of importance)

1. invest enough to live off the interest without touching the principle - say £25m - should yield a nice amount
2. a 'toy and pleasure fund' - say £25m
3. a business investment fund....to help deserving friends and family start a business they can grow and earn from or to develop existing ones. - say £10m
4. Property or other business investments (for yourself) - say £25m
5. the charity assistance fund to help charities make more money (rather than just giving it to them) say £11m
6. buying stuff for other people - say £5m

easy how quickly the money goes biggrin


michael gould

5,692 posts

247 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Upgrade the wife again !

hartley

704 posts

205 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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You are all missing the obvious - buy a controlling interest in Aston .
What would you do next ( apart from move the production facilities to Glasgow where labour is uneducated but cheap ) ?biggrin

Jockman

17,988 posts

166 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Harsh said:
i'd be willing to try smile

I can see no benefit in going public at any level of winnings.
if you win, you do what you want with the money, for ease i'd divide it up into the following (in no particular order of importance)

1. invest enough to live off the interest without touching the principle - say £25m - should yield a nice amount
2. a 'toy and pleasure fund' - say £25m
3. a business investment fund....to help deserving friends and family start a business they can grow and earn from or to develop existing ones. - say £10m
4. Property or other business investments (for yourself) - say £25m
5. the charity assistance fund to help charities make more money (rather than just giving it to them) say £11m
6. buying stuff for other people - say £5m

easy how quickly the money goes biggrin
Bachi - good for you. Methinks you are speaking as a single man ??????

As a rule of thumb, I would suggest as a married man, that you immediately give away 50% to your spouse. The ramifications of not doing so are immeasureable.

So you now only have 50% to play with. Still a lot to follow your dreams with, eh.

I fall into the historical Scottish philanthropist category (a la Carnegie etc).

No pockets in shrouds, as Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, inter alia, are beginning to espouse smile

George H

14,713 posts

170 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Jockman said:
rofl

Georgeous, that was perhaps your optimum posting.

You Gobste biggrin
I aim to please smile

Harsh said:
6. buying stuff for other people - say £5m
Really? £5m on buying stuff for other people? What happens when that £5m is gone? You just tell people no more? My view would be, I would give a small pay outs to my immediate family (maybe £50k tops). I wouldn't be a charity though, people would take advantage. I might help people out from time to time, but as a matter of principal I wouldn't be paying for people to live easily.

I might give a bit to actual charities, but only a select few. No cancer research etc who have massive holdings and don't need the cash. No money would be going to charities for abroad either, enough problems to sort out here first.

hartley said:
You are all missing the obvious - buy a controlling interest in Aston .
I was considering something like that. Would £100m be enough to buy a majority stake, and invest sufficiently in R+D?

Gwagon111

4,422 posts

167 months

Tuesday 11th October 2011
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Only 101,000,000 pah 'tis merely chump change.

Harsh

4,551 posts

217 months

Wednesday 12th October 2011
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George H said:
Harsh said:
6. buying stuff for other people - say £5m
Really? £5m on buying stuff for other people? What happens when that £5m is gone? You just tell people no more? My view would be, I would give a small pay outs to my immediate family (maybe £50k tops). I wouldn't be a charity though, people would take advantage. I might help people out from time to time, but as a matter of principal I wouldn't be paying for people to live easily.

I might give a bit to actual charities, but only a select few. No cancer research etc who have massive holdings and don't need the cash. No money would be going to charities for abroad either, enough problems to sort out here first.
bearing in mind the £10m for investing in friends and family to start businesses the £5m is a frivolous gift fund in addition to that,

£5m is more than enough if the gifts are chosen properly and doesn't need to happen all at once, a period of a couple of years should be about right for that, and no, i'm speaking as part of a partnership, believe me this has been discussed at length!!

Of course all the amounts would be kept secret, If noone knows how much you've won, noone can baulk at what they are given.