getting in and out
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girlracer said:
A lady friend as recently complained that getting out of my car wearing a short skirt is not very dignified
How do female owners and passengers cope with this problem? Is it strictly a jeans only car?
Tell her to stop dressing like a tart!
I must admit I only wear trousers when driving it, it would be far to undignified getting out of it with a skirt on.
A friend of mine who has a new 911 convertible was telling me Porsche even told her how to get out of it in a dignified manner! Its all to do with swinging your legs round. As I am not a girl its hard for me to understand it but she did do a demo on a low down chair in the Sandersons hotel purple bar, who's chairs I am told resemble the same height as those in a 911. Before you ask I was sober at the time, mind you that same night we were sharing the purple bar with someone called Kate, turns out she was the model, still at the time I had no idea who she was certainly she was just joining in the party!
Getting back to the question, since we got our Tam the GF was only around for 48 hours then had to fly to the US, so she only wore jeanz, so no chance for a skirt test, but that said she is more of a jeans girl.
Getting back to the question, since we got our Tam the GF was only around for 48 hours then had to fly to the US, so she only wore jeanz, so no chance for a skirt test, but that said she is more of a jeans girl.
girlracer said:
A lady friend as recently complained that getting out of my car wearing a short skirt is not very dignified
How do female owners and passengers cope with this problem? Is it strictly a jeans only car?
Tell her to stop dressing like a tart!
Sent a link to her today of your remarks. she wants to know where you live?
Well what you do is...Sit in car bum first with legs still on pavement, Then both knees together swing legs in, After practice you wont see "The old Holburn" 
poking out just a lady like movement. I can come and assist and advise if that helps but she must be wearing a very short skirt for me to show her properly
poking out just a lady like movement. I can come and assist and advise if that helps but she must be wearing a very short skirt for me to show her properly OK, for females (and cross-dressing geezers) who want to get out of a Tiv looking elegant and without flashing the fluffy-friend (or the grizzly globes if you are a boy – hey I’m so PC!!!); well here’s how to do it:
Stage 1: Have someone, open the door for you. Hand your keys, hand bag, mobile phone and shoes to that person. That will free your hands for stages 2, 3 and 4 (see below);
Stage 2: Reach into the glove box and take out the screw driver that you cunningly remembered to put there before your journey;
Stage 3: Using the said screw driver, remove the steering wheel and hand it (with the screwdriver) to the said person who, by now is getting a little p*ssed off with you (don’t worry, this is normal, particularly if it’s just a passer by who stopped to admire the car (or the driver) and got roped in – girls will usually have better luck at this than cross-dressing boys, for some reason!);
Stage 4: Clench your knees tightly together and hold onto the hem of the skirt with both hands, in a downward pulling motion (boys take care not to grab too much, too quickly);
Stage 5: You will now begin exiting the vehicle. Turn your feet towards the curb (still holding onto your skirt). Place your feet on the ground and then, head first let yourself out of the car. Assuming you are a normal anthropoid (and I use the term generously) your posterior (or @rse to the lay-person) should follow you out of the car;
Stage 5: Let go of your skirt and retrieve your belongings, but not the steering wheel just yet. Thank the said person and say something like “could you be an absolute darling and replace my steering wheel for me”. This phrase should be accompanied by a warm smile and some batting of the eye-lids (not too much batting as this may be construed as a nervous twitch and all will then be lost). While the said person is busy replacing the steering wheel, you may take the opportunity to put your shoes back on, adjust your make-up and check out the bottom of the said person before he/she (still PC) pops up again with screw driver in hand and confused look on face!
Stage 6: Proceed to plant a small euro-style kiss on each cheek of said person (the face of course!), bleep your doors locked and you are now ready to go about your business – secure in the knowledge that no one saw your knickers!
Hope this helps!
Stage 1: Have someone, open the door for you. Hand your keys, hand bag, mobile phone and shoes to that person. That will free your hands for stages 2, 3 and 4 (see below);
Stage 2: Reach into the glove box and take out the screw driver that you cunningly remembered to put there before your journey;
Stage 3: Using the said screw driver, remove the steering wheel and hand it (with the screwdriver) to the said person who, by now is getting a little p*ssed off with you (don’t worry, this is normal, particularly if it’s just a passer by who stopped to admire the car (or the driver) and got roped in – girls will usually have better luck at this than cross-dressing boys, for some reason!);
Stage 4: Clench your knees tightly together and hold onto the hem of the skirt with both hands, in a downward pulling motion (boys take care not to grab too much, too quickly);
Stage 5: You will now begin exiting the vehicle. Turn your feet towards the curb (still holding onto your skirt). Place your feet on the ground and then, head first let yourself out of the car. Assuming you are a normal anthropoid (and I use the term generously) your posterior (or @rse to the lay-person) should follow you out of the car;
Stage 5: Let go of your skirt and retrieve your belongings, but not the steering wheel just yet. Thank the said person and say something like “could you be an absolute darling and replace my steering wheel for me”. This phrase should be accompanied by a warm smile and some batting of the eye-lids (not too much batting as this may be construed as a nervous twitch and all will then be lost). While the said person is busy replacing the steering wheel, you may take the opportunity to put your shoes back on, adjust your make-up and check out the bottom of the said person before he/she (still PC) pops up again with screw driver in hand and confused look on face!
Stage 6: Proceed to plant a small euro-style kiss on each cheek of said person (the face of course!), bleep your doors locked and you are now ready to go about your business – secure in the knowledge that no one saw your knickers!
Hope this helps!
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