At last

Wednesday 1st September 2004

Vauxhall Monaro

Graham Bell gets to grips with the big Aussie coupe


The saying has it that good things come to those who wait. Well Vauxhall certainly kept us waiting for the Monaro, there being about a year between me first approaching them about testing it for PistonHeads and actually getting one.

So is it any good?

We’ll get to that anon, but first let’s deal with why it took so long.

Basically, after getting us all excited by saying that they were considering selling the Aussie built muscle coupe in the UK, Vauxhall then spent a long time umming and ahhing over whether or not to actually go ahead and do it.

In view of the dismal sales figures GM got last time they tried selling V8 engined imports (Corvette and Cadillac) through their UK main dealer network you can’t really blame them.

Anyway, after some serious thinking it was finally announced that the Monaro would be sold in the UK - and that it would have Vauxhall badges.

Inevitably some people were horrified by the last bit, but those Vauxhall badges actually sit quite comfortably thanks to the Monaro’s styling bearing a strong family resemblance to models like the Cavalier and Omega. This in turn means that it looks rather understated – possibly too understated – and hardly stands out from the crowd. Which depending on your point of view can be either a good thing or a bad thing.

Inside

As for the Monaro’s interior, it gives the impression that its designers must have studied interiors of Japanese performance cars because everything is black. Seats, carpets, door panels, dash - even the headlining - all black.

Something else it shares with Japanese cars is that it’s fully specced as standard, having leather trimmed seats (electrically adjustable front), dual zone climate control, cruise control, trip computer, park assist and 10-speaker six disc CD player. It all seems to be well put together too, with solid construction and good fit and finish.

With the front seats offering eight-way adjustment including height and lumbar support and the steering column adjustable for both height and reach, the Monaro should provide a good driving position for most people up to about 6’ 4”. This is aided by the wide footwell, which not only allows for large, well-spaced pedals, but also a large footrest.

When it came to the back seats the Monaro’s designers wisely eschewed the ‘cram them in’ approach in favour of two supportive individual seats. With the front seats set to suit average size adults, there’s more than ample legroom for average size adults in the back too, though headroom is less generous, with little clearance between skull and rear window. Even so, it looks like up to average size adults should be able to travel long distances in the back of the Monaro very comfortably.

Odds and sods are also pretty well catered for, with a decent size lockable glove box in the dash, various cubby holes in the centre console, two small pockets in the doors and two rather more capacious elasticated pockets on the backs of the front seats.

Main stowage space though is of course the boot, which in the Monaro is impressively big. In fact if I was a mainstream motoring hack trying to be Jeremy Clarkson I’d probably say it was bigger than the outback, but as I prefer to talk facts rather than bollocks I’ll just say it’s 370 litres. Which is big enough to take a lot of luggage.

Up Front

It’s also a lot bigger than what you’ll find at the other end of the car, which is a mere 5.7 litres.

5.7 litres of Chevrolet LS1 V8 that is, which produces 329bhp, 343lb ft and a wonderful noise.

In a world of four valve per cylinder multi-camshaft engines, this two valve per cylinder pushrod unit might initially seem somewhat outdated on paper, even if it is all alloy, but it’s still eminently capable of delivering the goods out on the road. Or track for that matter, as it’s the same engine that powered the Corvettes to class victory over the Ferraris at Le Mans this year.

Transmitting the V8’s power to the back axle’s standard LSD is a 6-speed close-ratio manual gearbox, and stopping more of it being transmitted than the 235/40x18 Bridgestone Potenza RE040s can handle is switchable traction control.

Although those Bridgestones provide plenty of grip in normal circumstances, give that V8 full reign and the power overwhelms them, with drag race style starts with the traction control off resulting in the Monaro snaking down the road leaving tyre smoke and long, wavey black lines in its wake. Well, it wouldn’t be a real muscle car if you couldn’t do that would it?

Vauxhall are rather coy about just how fast the Monaro is, quoting 0-60 in ‘under’ six seconds and a top speed ‘over’ 160mph, but when you really put that V8 to work you don’t need printed figures to know that it’s quick.

Grunt

And you do have to really put that V8 to work to get the most from it because in comparison to most American pushrod V8s it’s relatively high revving, with peak torque at 4,000rpm and maximum power at 5,600rpm. Consequently low speed pull in upper gears is surprisingly sluggish, but use the lower gears and the upper end of the rev range and it goes ballistic.

So just like the muscle cars of the 1960s that inspired it, the Monaro is quick in a straight line, but unlike them it isn’t just about straight line performance, so let’s now look at two aspects the designers of the original muscle cars largely overlooked - ride and handling.

The suspension fitted to Vauxhall’s Monaro (McPherson struts front and what Vauxhall call control link independent suspension rear, with coils, gas dampers and anti-roll bars all round) is exactly the same as that used by its Australian cousin, and all in all it seems well suited to British roads.

Ride

Yes, there is some bumping and thumping over manholes and potholes, which frankly you’d expect with 235/40x18 tyres, but there’s no jarring and crashing, even over the lines of protruding bricks acting as speed humps on a local industrial estate. Ride comfort is also maintained at high speeds along bumpy A-roads, where the chassis also displays impressive levels of composure and minimal roll through the turns.

For such a big heavy car (188.5”/4789mm long and 1647kg kerb weight) the Monaro proved surprisingly nimble along winding B-roads, tackling tight s-bends at challenging speeds without drama and clearly capable of doing so faster than I was prepared to risk pushing it.

When I did finally risk pushing it to the limit round a large roundabout the handling proved to be unexpectedly neutral with no trace of understeer - although of course with the traction control switched off you can provoke it into power oversteer on demand…

But when you don’t want it to be a wheel spinning muscle car, the Monaro is equally adept at playing the comfortable GT.

We’ve already dealt with the ride, so now let’s deal with the controls.

The clutch pedal is no heavier than your average modern saloon, which makes it easy to cope with town driving or road works queues on the M25, while the gear change is both light and precise.

Also light is the speed sensitive power assisted steering, which makes for easy parking manoeuvres but does feel rather remote during high speed cornering and could usefully stand quicker gearing than its existing 3 turns lock to lock.

Stopping Power

No complaints about the calibration of the brakes though. The servoed pedal is nicely weighted and the 296mm vented front/286mm solid rear discs have a good initial bite, and while the Monaro did sometimes suffer momentary lock-up or slight weaving under extreme braking, overall the brakes are very effective and confidence inspiring.

With top gear giving it a long legged 40mph per 1,000rpm, the Monaro makes for a laid-back long distance cruiser, with negligible wind noise at high speed and tyre noise only noticeable over some more open road surfaces. In fact if you haven’t got the stereo on, the main noise you’ll notice in the cabin is the subdued rumble of that big V8.

That high top gear helps fuel economy too, and with the cruise control set to 80mph on the motorway the Monaro’s computer display hovered around the 30mpg mark. Of course it’s somewhat thirstier overall, and in normal mixed driving generally averages less than 20mpg. 

OK, so you don’t expect a 5.7 litre car to be cheap to run (certainly not in the UK!) but at least the Monaro is comparatively cheap to buy at £28,650, making it a lot of car for the money.

But worth the wait? I’d have to say yes.

With the Monaro, Vauxhall have added another desirable performance car to their range, though as with the VX220 Turbo it’s a performance car for those with the sense to buy one for its capabilities rather than its badge.

And its high levels of equipment, practicality, performance and relative bargain of a price undoubtedly make the Monaro a very sensible buy – at least for people who don’t want to be entirely sensible...

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Discussion

custardtart

Original Poster:

1,736 posts

260 months

Wednesday 1st September 2004
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I drove a few of these in Oz and love em. It may not be an M5/3 etc but 5.7 litre V8, 329bhp & 28K
Vauxhall should do away with the Omega and bring over the way cooler Commodore, SS ute and HSV's too please.

AER

1,142 posts

277 months

Wednesday 1st September 2004
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at 1647kg, it's still way lighter than a fully-spec'd V6 Vectra!

Road_Terrorist

5,591 posts

249 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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We also have just got a new 'hi-tech' V6 in the latest commodore also with 6 speed available, that should filter down to the Monaro for a slightly cheaper alterative, you poms probably wont get it though. Oh and the new monaro looks a little weird since it has some extra air scoops and the like to cater for the US market.

Road_Terrorist

5,591 posts

249 months

thirsty

726 posts

271 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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Hmmmmmmm ... look closely and you can almost see the GTO Badge .... Which by the way got a comparatively poor review on this very site. I would bet that this car is 99.9% identical except for the badging.

I think that GM / Holden have done a good job at keeping an aging platform (Omega) going a few more years. This car, like the GTO is really about brute force. I like it.

LS6wetdream

229 posts

243 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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Thought of the day !

I cant help thinking, that if i didn't live in RIP OFF ENGLAND, I could afford to buy a nearly new Monaro, I've priced up a GTO in the U.S. and they start around the $30k mark, when you translate that into pounds its about 17k in english money. (Shipping and import duties,tax's = an extra 4k)

How many more Monaro's would they sell @17k ?

If I could afford a 28k Monaro I wonder if I could see an extra 10k worth of value ?

But then of course if they sell Monaro's for 17k this would make most of Vauxhall's ordinary cars seem very expensive.(VXR's could be 25k !)
I cant buy the "tooling up for RHD cars bullsh*t" since they're made in OZ, which also makes me wonder why the yanks are'nt paying more than the pom's for a GTO when Holden have had to "tool up" for LHD cars ?

vjj

592 posts

246 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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I spend a fair bit of time in South Africa, where the saloon version is sold as a Chevvy Lumina (S as 3.8 V6,
SS as per spec in article, and crazy SSS version with trick suspension, supercharger, 20" rims etc.)All have leather, air, cd etc.

A friend as the SSS version, which will eat anything short of a GT2 for breakfast. The cost in pound terms?..........15k, 20k and 25k in ascending order. No catalytic convertors to dull noise and torque, and RHD as well.

Why haven't you brought one over, I hear you ask?

Well the wonderful South African government adds to all cars, except classics originally manufactured overseas, a whopping 42% import/export duty tax every time a car goes near a container port, that's why.

Take the 42% from the sale price in SA and you will see how cheap these cars are ex-Australia where they are built.

Rip-off Britain - too right.

dubbs

1,590 posts

291 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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Why doens't some enterprising soul just import them from OZ? I've wondered this about some of the US cars that they convert to RHD for the Oz market too.

EH*ROB

850 posts

251 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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Vauxhall should do away with the Omega and bring over the way cooler Commodore, SS ute and HSV's too please. [/quote]

G'Day custardtart,

Paul, Will & I were talking to Stu Harris at Goodwood and he is very keen to bring in some UTE's & maybe the GTS. But he needs to sell about 1,000 of each model to make it viable. (Paul my Quote me on this).

We can only hope !

HSV I Just Want One ! The UK Does !

uk hsv

1,692 posts

260 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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As Rob said the deal with the Ute is the pick up bed is not galvanised like the rest of the car so it will rust (not much rust in OZ) so to make it possible to sell in this country it needs to be dipped before it is built.

To make this cost effective for Vauxhall they need to sell at least 1000 Ute's (in any right hand drive market, so maybe South Africa?) so place an order now and you might get lucky.....................

thirsty

726 posts

271 months

Thursday 2nd September 2004
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uk hsv said:
As Rob said the deal with the Ute is the pick up bed is not galvanised like the rest of the car so it will rust (not much rust in OZ) so to make it possible to sell in this country it needs to be dipped before it is built.

To make this cost effective for Vauxhall they need to sell at least 1000 Ute's (in any right hand drive market, so maybe South Africa?) so place an order now and you might get lucky.....................


If that is the car I think it is (El Camino lookalike), they could sell bucket loads of them in the USA. Again, GM just not willing to take the chance....

vjj

592 posts

246 months

Friday 3rd September 2004
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It would appear to me that GM are such a big organisation they have no understanding of the subleties of a sophisticated petrolhead market such as ours.

These cars, both saloons and coupes, should be available to us at around the 25k mark.....why the Holden GTS cost £50k here, whilst the exact same car with Chevvy badging was selling in South Africa for £18k at the time is beyond me.

What options do us noise and torque-fixated griff-addicts with babies and camp-cots to haul around have?

Cerbera?........ too fragile,impractical, skitty and totally devoid of personality.

M5?.........Too predictable and boring.

XJR?...............no manual gearbox.

MG ZT V8?............ entertaining but very expensive and too slow - my GTi 180 is quicker.

Apart from an Overfinch Rangie(8mpg), does anybody have any suggestions?

ezakimak

1,871 posts

243 months

Friday 3rd September 2004
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Hi Im currently in OZ

the ute is now available with a galvinised tray back option as well as that elcamino style that was mentioned. I think holden also sell a thick hard plastic tray liner as a factory option so that even if you do have to throw tools in the back it would be fine. So i dont see what the problem is.

If i was to move to UK, could i bring a car over and get it registered ???

so for the "HSV coment i just want one"
if you only want one, all you have to do is find an ausie to bring it with them when they emigrate to England, same would go for poms coming to OZ, if you brought a tvr or ulrima with you when you came down under i dont think youd have to much trouble selling it.

dejoux

772 posts

290 months

Saturday 4th September 2004
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Seems everyone wants what they cant have. I see maybe 5 Monaros a day in my 10 min trip into town and dont give them a second glance, Id kill for any of the cars youve listed, particulalry a Cerbera.

370 litres dont seem that roomy for what is a large car. My CRX is 300 and thats a hell of alot smaller car.

It does seem your getting screwed on pricing though. Here you could buy two of them for the price of an M5 and youd still have enough money left over for a world trip

vjj said:
What options do us noise and torque-fixated griff-addicts with babies and camp-cots to haul around have?

Cerbera?........ too fragile,impractical, skitty and totally devoid of personality.

M5?.........Too predictable and boring.

XJR?...............no manual gearbox.

MG ZT V8?............ entertaining but very expensive and too slow - my GTi 180 is quicker.

Apart from an Overfinch Rangie(8mpg), does anybody have any suggestions?

lightningghost

4,943 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th September 2004
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Why is it Australian? Is it built there? If so, why not in America or wherever they build the other ones?

Munki

38 posts

245 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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[quote]
If i was to move to UK, could i bring a car over and get it registered ???


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I looked in to this - i think the rules are if you have owned it (in your name) for 12 months or more then yes you can import it, albeit subject to SVA examination. Someone correct me if i'm wrong but i think if you have owned it for more than 12 months and are a uk citizen then you don't have to pay import duty...but don't qoute me on that.

Coming the other way - UK to Oz - i enquired about importing my old Omega Elite V6 and found that the AU govt wanted to charge me 65% import duty on a car under $22000 value. Plus i had to be an Oz resident and it had to go through Oz compliance before it could be registered, so naturally i didn't bother and just bought a Commodore when i arrived here.

Glad i did now!

sid447

131 posts

245 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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I would imagine,

The UAE might be the cheapest place for a Monaro/Commodore.

Badged as a Chevrolet, they are LHD and A4 only:

"...Chevy Lumina SS Coupe offer
UAE distributor Al Yousuf Motors now has the Chevrolet Lumina SS at Dhs85,000 excluding back spoiler. But the agency warns that stocks are limited and that it has already sold out of the basic Lumina Coupe (3.8 V6) which was on offer at Dhs59,900......"

Exchange Rate £1.00 = 6.5 Dirhams

stin hambo

627 posts

244 months

Sunday 5th September 2004
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vjj said:
It would appear to me that GM are such a big organisation they have no understanding of the subleties of a sophisticated petrolhead market such as ours.

These cars, both saloons and coupes, should be available to us at around the 25k mark.....why the Holden GTS cost £50k here, whilst the exact same car with Chevvy badging was selling in South Africa for £18k at the time is beyond me.

What options do us noise and torque-fixated griff-addicts with babies and camp-cots to haul around have?

Cerbera?........ too fragile,impractical, skitty and totally devoid of personality.

M5?.........Too predictable and boring.

XJR?...............no manual gearbox.

MG ZT V8?............ entertaining but very expensive and too slow - my GTi 180 is quicker.

Apart from an Overfinch Rangie(8mpg), does anybody have any suggestions?


Yeah, explain why the Cerbera has no personality!

thirsty

726 posts

271 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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stin hambo said:

vjj said:
It would appear to me that GM are such a big organisation they have no understanding of the subleties of a sophisticated petrolhead market such as ours.

These cars, both saloons and coupes, should be available to us at around the 25k mark.....why the Holden GTS cost £50k here, whilst the exact same car with Chevvy badging was selling in South Africa for £18k at the time is beyond me.

What options do us noise and torque-fixated griff-addicts with babies and camp-cots to haul around have?

Cerbera?........ too fragile,impractical, skitty and totally devoid of personality.

M5?.........Too predictable and boring.

XJR?...............no manual gearbox.

MG ZT V8?............ entertaining but very expensive and too slow - my GTi 180 is quicker.

Apart from an Overfinch Rangie(8mpg), does anybody have any suggestions?



Yeah, explain why the Cerbera has no personality!


Me thinks he never drove a TVR ??

stin hambo

627 posts

244 months

Monday 6th September 2004
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Me too!