Welcome to the latest "Huile de Serpent"

[wildoliver]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Save-up-to-14-o

[leorest]

"Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of a bowl of petunias....

[rich 36]

"Be careful out there people"


it might be a trick

[rich 36]

But on the other hand





er,







no, perhaps I wont' mate thanks

[ATG]

Bullshit detector overloaded, captain! Raising foil shields and placing head between knees.

[rich 36]

How long before his nephew pops up with a,

"Well I put some in me mums metro'n it runs great now" .

type statement

Edited by rich 36 on Wednesday 6th September 22:08

[deltafox]

"And your van's SHIT!"


Still brings a smile to my face...

[wildoliver]

Sorry I just couldn't resist!

I'd laugh if it was the same bloke!

He'd think we were after him!

[rich 36]

wildoliver said:

Sorry I just couldn't resist!

I'd laugh if it was the same bloke!

He'd think we were after him!

he's likely involved somewhere,
Probl'y mines the shit in the first place or some such.




[casual disinterst]so do you pop them in the fuel or directly into the glovebox do ya suppose? (the rocket tablets)[/casual disinterst]

Edited by rich 36 on Thursday 7th September 20:16

[wildoliver]

You see im surprised they missed the obvious its like viagra for cars line!

[jimmystratos]

May as well stick them up your a**e for all the good they'll do. Maybe that's why they're shaped like suppositories!

Edited by jimmystratos on Thursday 7th September 23:30

[wildoliver]

I can see the post..........

I shall inform my lawyers.

Lets see you laugh then.

My solicitors collecting evidence.

Etc Etc.

Oh and the van's still shit

[rich 36]

thisshit actually works,

I SHOULD KNOW AFTER ALL<
I PUT SOME IN MY MUMS FIESTA
AN IT MADE IT HANDLE B3TTA BY MILES !!!!!!!!!


ILL RACE ANYBODYS CORSA INNIT SEE WHO'S FASTER



Top seller by the way, highly recomended*****




[small]will this be alright uncle[/small

[wildoliver]

Whoa dude I put this in my 1967 VW camper, it was smoking worse than I do man.......

Now its doing a thousand miles to the gallon, no smoke and it totally blew away this Porsche today!

Trippin!

[rich 36]

wish i found it sooner, me mums not need her aa card in ages it so good

kwentin wlsons mate dropped a tab in his rolleran that did a load of weddins
and a burial wsiv no smoke no all

i'm bin pushin this


product



over on chavscum all summer wiv hadrly any neg FB

says it all dun it

[wildoliver]

Were going to hell!

[rich 36]

Not if were embellishing our rides performance for the trip,

with these 'uppers'





we'll be lucky to make the M11 junction














I'll get me card

[deltafox]

Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... snakey snakey snakey! This ones a freakin whopper!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/lexus-gs300-is2

[mondeohdear]

deltafox said:

Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... snakey snakey snakey! This ones a freakin whopper!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/lexus-gs300-is2

How the hell does a magnet "break and reallign the hydrocarbon chains"? Carbon, hydrogen and oxygen, all renowned for their magnetic properties

[rich 36]

I'm gettin' me some of those,



Me mate got some free donkey ears off im' last order

an seller said he was robbin' hisself' doin' it