tus373 's caption competition - Spaniel mat

tus373 's caption competition - Spaniel mat

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gemini

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11,352 posts

271 months

Monday 1st September 2003
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gemini

Original Poster:

11,352 posts

271 months

Monday 1st September 2003
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Spaniel crosses channel in adapted free fall parachuting suit

docevi1

10,430 posts

255 months

Monday 1st September 2003
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Unfortunately, the child didn't realise his ACME roller was in fact a JCB

TUS 373

4,784 posts

288 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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And the winner of the limbo competition is..........

robp

5,785 posts

271 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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"Fido markets the new 'run-flat' paws made in a joint venture between Mercedes and Pedigree"

wedg1e'sdaughter

4,045 posts

258 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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"bugger"

planetdave

9,921 posts

260 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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legs finally give way on overweight dog

chrisj

517 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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Behold, Hoverdog.
Clearly not operational at the moment though.

tvrbob

11,187 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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Life's a bitch

Make no bones about it

Beauty may not be skin deep after all

Churchill dog gets the chop

TUS 373

4,784 posts

288 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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tvrbob said:

Make no bones about it


TUS 373

4,784 posts

288 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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Customs & Excise have a new breed of sniffer dog that can get into small places as well as under locked doors.

>> Edited by TUS 373 on Tuesday 2nd September 12:55

gemini

Original Poster:

11,352 posts

271 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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without his daily fix
the police drugs dog
felt a bit flat

unrepentant

21,671 posts

263 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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"I told you that Atkins diet wasn't right for you Rover".

tvrbob

11,187 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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Hearing Dogs Appeal volunteer, Gemini, believes this challenge may be beyond him

malman

2,258 posts

266 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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Hearing dog for the deaf fails his final exam on the all important steam roller test.

TUS 373

4,784 posts

288 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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Do I small dog? I'm sure that carpet smells of DOG !

Is that a sh@gged pile carpet?

After standing up, the elephant wondered where he had left his canine friend.

stainless_steve

6,034 posts

265 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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And you called him Lucky

TUS 373

4,784 posts

288 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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This was how the murder scene looked prior to removing the body.

tvrbob

11,187 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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TUS 373 said:
This was how the murder scene looked prior to removing the body.
No no they've already removed the body

gemini

Original Poster:

11,352 posts

271 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2003
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divorced man SUCKS bitch dry!