Another caption competition

[Incorrigible]

Suggestions

[Podie]

Nope. At least none that wouldn't have me banned from this site... permanently...

[Bodo]

I see a binned thread

[N17 TVR]

"Although his 'elephant with trunk' won first prize, the simultaneous attempt to win the 'paper, rock, scissors' competition was doomed to failure......."

Thats got to be in there with a shout ?

[Podie]

Carzee didn't believe in the "don't put your meat, where you get your bread" theory...

[Incorrigible]

Meanwhile, in another field, Mrs Carzee was spotted with a ring donut

[Podie]

Incorrigible said:

Meanwhile, in another field, Mrs Carzee was spotted with a ring donut

[jeremyc]

PistonFester prepares for a night of torrid tented passion by breaking out his 'soft white' and playfully generating silhouette images of rampant rabbits on the fly sheet.

[griffless]

Incorrigible said:

Environmentally-friendly CarZee considers an alternative to burning so much rubber...

[NikB]

always willing to be helpful Carzee offers up a vegetarian alternative.

[shnozz]

Incorrigible said:

Suggestions

Carzee gave his missus the bird when she misheard him ask "will you give me head"

>> Edited by shnozz on Thursday 3rd July 15:33

[mrs fish]

good one Phil, lmao

[=Buzz=]

"I wondered what was making all that smoke, pass that extremely large bifta over here!"

[domster]

Incorrigible said:

Meanwhile, in another field, Mrs Carzee was spotted with a ring donut

Genius

[Superflid]

Well into the second week of his "Home Surgery For Psycho's" course, Carzee demonstrates the correct procedure for a self-vasectomy.

[robp]

"Carzee confimed the actual size in inches was, infact two"

[robp]

"Carzee got the wrong idea when he was asked to put his finger roll between two soft baps"

[agent006]

CarZee wins against someone miming paper

[deltaf]

Nice Baps mate...

[DennisTheMenace]

A vasectomy goes like this