best reaction to a tuscan yet!! or is it??

best reaction to a tuscan yet!! or is it??

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tvr totty

Original Poster:

423 posts

257 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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hi folks, bit of humour for a change after all the doom and gloom. Not sure if any one can top these reactions that i got from driving my tuscan, but here are three that stand out

first one was the guy that fell off his pushbike whilst looking back at my car as i drove past. he literally cycled into a wheelie bin. was still smiling when he got up though, not as much as i was!!

next one was driving down the A413 and 2 guys in a mazda in front of me started waving a camera and took several photos of me and the car. whilst waving thumbs in the air and whooping. (think it was their thumbs!!)

and finally, this week came past one of the pubs on the way home, waiting at the junction opposite when a guy comes running across, grabs his bits (hasten to add he had jeans on) and shouted out "go baby, go".

not sure if he would have done this had hubby been driving, couldn't stop laughing though.

so if any one can top those, bring it on...

xx

Podie

46,645 posts

282 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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Mental note.... avoid that part of the country...

Nick Elliott

2,410 posts

288 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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Seen a pushbike run into a parked car while he was rubber necking what all the noise was about behind him.

Car driver I was following was glaring into his rear view mirror so hard to see what he had behind him, he did not notice the traffic lights change and run straight into the car in front fortunatly no body was hurt.

There have been lots of other "intresting" incidents since having the Tuscan & never had these with my other TVR's

Nick

jasonf

13 posts

280 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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I had a woman show me her ample breasts once at a set of traffic lights - whether she was comparing me to the colloquial term or just pleased to see the car I never found out !

salty-nlv

438 posts

266 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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As I approached a roundabout a van driver saw me and was rubbernecking and forgot to keep turning and nearly wnet off the road!!! He just about turned the s/wheel before he left the road and hit the pavment... LMAO

neilmac

567 posts

269 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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jasonf said:
I had a woman show me her ample breasts once at a set of traffic lights - whether she was comparing me to the colloquial term or just pleased to see the car I never found out !


Mental note...... Go to that part of the country!

YI8TVR

1,105 posts

257 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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tvr totty said:
hi folks, bit of humour for a change after all the doom and gloom. Not sure if any one can top these reactions that i got from driving my tuscan, but here are three that stand out

first one was the guy that fell off his pushbike whilst looking back at my car as i drove past. he literally cycled into a wheelie bin. was still smiling when he got up though, not as much as i was!!

next one was driving down the A413 and 2 guys in a mazda in front of me started waving a camera and took several photos of me and the car. whilst waving thumbs in the air and whooping. (think it was their thumbs!!)

and finally, this week came past one of the pubs on the way home, waiting at the junction opposite when a guy comes running across, grabs his bits (hasten to add he had jeans on) and shouted out "go baby, go".

not sure if he would have done this had hubby been driving, couldn't stop laughing though.

so if any one can top those, bring it on...

xx



Do you drive with your titties hanging out.

tuscan_s

3,166 posts

280 months

Wednesday 17th September 2003
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While parked at my friends house, a whole family came outside and posed in front of it each taking their turn to stand by the drivers door.

And they were smartly dressed as well!!

Also a girl has flashed her tits at me (Maidenhead)

While driving round Maidenhead again, I took my girlfriends friend round as she hadn't seen it before. Being a one way system I passed this bar at the corner with two guys at the front door.

I was sitting behind a taxi when one of the guys said "You're a w*nker!" to which I replyed, "Yeah? You're a doorman!". Thankfully the taxi had moved on!

tvr totty

Original Poster:

423 posts

257 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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bl00dy brilliant, what a laugh, do you think these cars are a tittie thing??

don't drive around too much with boobies hanging out although highly tempted when doing the A41 charity do, the photo's were all being taken on one of the bridges and as i was at the time letting hubby drive, was soooo tempted to bap them out for the bucks herald front page as we drove by.

must be getting sensible in my old age!!

keep the stories coming people

xx

Nick Elliott

2,410 posts

288 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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Just to get a more apt topic to the top of the list & on the boob theme. Coming up behind a coach just north of Calais three girls on the back seat of the coach started to wave so slowed down & waved back then all three gave me a flash of their best assets So I droped a gear or two & showed them the Tuscans best assets!!

Nick

tvr totty

Original Poster:

423 posts

257 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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itd definately a breast thing, on my test drive i did say to the poor sole who had to put up with various excited expletites, god this is like a breast enlargement, as apposed to pen15 extension for men.

as we belted up the road, couldn't stop smiling for ages

perhaps we could start a new craze with speed cameras, lift those tops up baby

xx

jasonf

13 posts

280 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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I was once behind a school bus early morning (for me) and all the kids in the back seat (usually the tough nuts at the local school sit at the back) decided to moon at me - I was pi$$ing myself with laughter the cheeky sods

lady topaz

3,855 posts

261 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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It got really embarrassing (not) in Newquay this summer where we actually had guys lying in front of the cars refusing to move until the right foot hit the loud pedal. Nice appreciative people, not the usual jealous yobs. I did offer to raise my top and expose my charms (tumbleweed)(pin drop) Dont understand why!!!

anonymous-user

61 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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tuscan_s said:

Also a girl has flashed her tits at me (Maidenhead)


Mmmm....must drive round Maidenhead a bit more. You local then? Theres a few of us knocking around Maidenhead by the sounds of it. At least 4 Cerbera owners on PH I know of.

Out of interest, which bar was it.... I hate doorman !


blondemoment

712 posts

261 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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Some old goat LOVED the Tuscan so much, she wouldn't move out of the road!!!


anonymous-user

61 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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I've cycled into a Police slow sign and fallen off my bike
Right next to a the sign that says something like "Welford Please Drive Carefully"

I Was coming off the road onto a grass verge and had forgotten that the brakes were about 10 years old and hadn't been used for about as long

jigs

1,840 posts

257 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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Lady TopAss - why do you call your left one Tumbleweed and your right one Pin Drop - must be an interesting story there!

tuscan_s

3,166 posts

280 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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bandit said:

tuscan_s said:

Also a girl has flashed her tits at me (Maidenhead)



Mmmm....must drive round Maidenhead a bit more. You local then? Theres a few of us knocking around Maidenhead by the sounds of it. At least 4 Cerbera owners on PH I know of.

Out of interest, which bar was it.... I hate doorman !




It was outside Bar Soviet on my way to the Greyhound.

Unfortunately I don't have the beast anymore

paul-wh

378 posts

272 months

Thursday 18th September 2003
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When following my mate in his Maserati Spyder I had some kids stop and take photos of my car and completely ignore the Maserati.

theblacktuscks

823 posts

260 months

Friday 19th September 2003
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Somewhere in the High Sierras in Spain a non English speaking person ran (yes ran) over to my car clutching a camera and in a midst of sign langauge and brit-spanish made it known that he wanted a photo of himself in the car.

Similarly at the Mijas Hotel a group of folk were taking turns haveing their photos next to the car but they were from North London so I suppose they don't count.