Strangest Tuscan ad... ever?!?
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Bit of fun for a Friday morning. This is a Tuscan for sale in Holland, and me thinks the seller has spend a little too much time in their 'special' cafes 
I won't post a link as the car is not advertised on PistonHeads, but below is the full extent of the description about this particular car. Enjoy!
"50 shades of brown. Only for real men. – tvr
pure competitive technology, pure sensation, muscular and above all uncompromising. This is the kind of car that suits zlatan, instead of his volvo commercials where he looks at his pimples in the mirror of a family volvo with three boxes under the hood. Well, volvos are for sensible people. Please continue to be reasonable and don’t listen to your inner human. And for the sun the saab convertible? how sweet girl!
if you think your neighbor’s gt3 and your partner’s 458 look like your wife’s anti-wrinkle cream, this is your brand. the lines and design of the car are unique, exciting and way ahead of its time. many “normal” details have been omitted, such as a door handle. this disrupts the lines of the car. it’s also cool to show that you know where the secret button is, while your passenger is still diligently searching for it. after that, of course, you help your unfortunate passenger. hero.
and our tuscan? yes, something special again. in the barn in south wales, the red rose was born. something with 30/ 40 extra bipolar horses, a better transmission, better brakes and air conditioning. and most importantly, the last one you need will make you hot. hot as hell! in deep dark blue with beige interior upholstery. just a little fancy for the in-law’s driveway.
are you looking for one of the purest forms of driving? no abs, no traction control; just you and the machine? then we’ll see you soon, if you dare.
owning a tvr is like owning a bear. exciting, exotic and it will be great until it rips your head off, which it eventually will. – jeremy clarkson"
I won't post a link as the car is not advertised on PistonHeads, but below is the full extent of the description about this particular car. Enjoy!
"50 shades of brown. Only for real men. – tvr
pure competitive technology, pure sensation, muscular and above all uncompromising. This is the kind of car that suits zlatan, instead of his volvo commercials where he looks at his pimples in the mirror of a family volvo with three boxes under the hood. Well, volvos are for sensible people. Please continue to be reasonable and don’t listen to your inner human. And for the sun the saab convertible? how sweet girl!
if you think your neighbor’s gt3 and your partner’s 458 look like your wife’s anti-wrinkle cream, this is your brand. the lines and design of the car are unique, exciting and way ahead of its time. many “normal” details have been omitted, such as a door handle. this disrupts the lines of the car. it’s also cool to show that you know where the secret button is, while your passenger is still diligently searching for it. after that, of course, you help your unfortunate passenger. hero.
and our tuscan? yes, something special again. in the barn in south wales, the red rose was born. something with 30/ 40 extra bipolar horses, a better transmission, better brakes and air conditioning. and most importantly, the last one you need will make you hot. hot as hell! in deep dark blue with beige interior upholstery. just a little fancy for the in-law’s driveway.
are you looking for one of the purest forms of driving? no abs, no traction control; just you and the machine? then we’ll see you soon, if you dare.
owning a tvr is like owning a bear. exciting, exotic and it will be great until it rips your head off, which it eventually will. – jeremy clarkson"
Yep, shades of green me thinks. Did say to my mate a while back that his 430 was a high class mistress, the very high maintenance stroppy type, and that the TVR was a go over easy type with plenty of make up who deals with real life but without warning snaps and bites... OMG I am going to get pelted for this non PC sexist comment, but you get the analogy. Anyway I like the latter as life on the edge with a feisty woman keeps you alert, we all need excitement and hang gliding near pylons is not for me.
So I guess when one is part stoned a near death moment with Clarkson's bear will cut through the haze and not be forgotten.
Remember a TVR is for life not just the good times.
So I guess when one is part stoned a near death moment with Clarkson's bear will cut through the haze and not be forgotten.
Remember a TVR is for life not just the good times.
Sagi Badger said:
Yep, shades of green me thinks. Did say to my mate a while back that his 430 was a high class mistress, the very high maintenance stroppy type, and that the TVR was a go over easy type with plenty of make up who deals with real life but without warning snaps and bites... OMG I am going to get pelted for this non PC sexist comment, but you get the analogy. Anyway I like the latter as life on the edge with a feisty woman keeps you alert, we all need excitement and hang gliding near pylons is not for me.
So I guess when one is part stoned a near death moment with Clarkson's bear will cut through the haze and not be forgotten.
Remember a TVR is for life not just the good times.
Love it So I guess when one is part stoned a near death moment with Clarkson's bear will cut through the haze and not be forgotten.
Remember a TVR is for life not just the good times.
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