Can somebody please cheer me up
Can somebody please cheer me up
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J_S_G

Original Poster:

6,177 posts

266 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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... and remind me how the Tuscan's like no other car (in a good way), and how people would sell there soul to own one. Please.

Since Easter, it's been off the road for:
* 3 weeks to have it shipped back from France (ruining my holiday) to have the clutch replaced
* 3 weeks to have uprated throttle bodies fitted
* 2 months to have its second engine rebuild
* 3.5 weeks so far (and another 3.5 weeks to go) with it being in the bodyshop just having a few scuffs and scratches sorted out from someone pulling across into it (and the stone chips taken out of the front end while they're at it. It's taken the insurance company till yesterday to get someone out to approve the quote
* A week in servicing and getting the handling sorted

So, when I get it back it'll have been off the road for 22 weeks out of 40. Please don't try telling me it's not TVR's fault, etc. etc. or that it's what I should expect - this thread isn't about attributing blame (there's plenty to go around). It's about me being so fing sick of having to drive my 206 all the time that I've upgraded the runabout to another "sports" car (I use that term loosely for those of you that know what it is...).

All the while paying out thousands on insurance, road tax, etc. not to mention having the all that money tied up in a car that's, literally, off the road more often than on.

I know the car will be better than new when I get it back, leaner, faster, stronger, shinier, etc. with every last thing in it being latest spec, guaranteed, and so on. But, right now, I'm not sure I care any more.

Edited to add: Forgot to mention I had to spend 6 months worth of evenings getting legal on the previous owner over misrepresenting the spec of the car to me...

>>> Edited by J_S_G on Wednesday 22 December 15:43

Hut49

3,544 posts

278 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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Sounds like you want someone to tell you that while it's in concours condition and fully sorted you should sell it and move on. If that's true: "sell it and move on"

May be another brand - a Noble perhaps?

kev

25 posts

300 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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Even having never even been in one, I would quite happily give my left nut to own one. Does that help?

bRiAnThEyAnK

7,585 posts

266 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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cant help u with the tuscan but..
http://rockpapersaddam.com/
that should cheer u up if u havent seen it. funny as hell.

delamars

152 posts

262 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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J_S_G said:
... and remind me how the Tuscan's like no other car (in a good way), and how people would sell there soul to own one. Please.


It IS like no other car. What other car can make you smile just when you look at it. And that's from ANY angle too.

There are very few cars that sound that good either.

And even less that go quicker.

You can remember .... think about it a bit .... there, you see the grin's coming back already

Get drunk and look forward to the new year. You'll be driving it again soon.
It would be even worse having it in the garage and not being able to drive it ... like I might be doing soon if the NIP I got issued shows the speed I think I was doing at the time

lady topaz

3,855 posts

270 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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Ahhh Nurse Di here,
You are suffering what many go through, but be assured your condition is not fatal. Take a long look at your keyring. Does it say Tuscan? If so you are indeed a fortunate individual. You will have heard and seen many dodgy diagnosis by quite frankly quacks who aspire but have yet to sample the joys of bringing up a very gifted child. Yes it will drive you mad with stupid unneccasary faults, but isn't any genius flawed?
Really, keep the faith, a Tusc on full chat is the finest car available for the money. I know they can frustrate the life out of you. (See my end of Dec post)but can you honestly say that the smile isnt fixed on your face when you eventually get behind the wheel. Stick with it, you know it makes sense.
Happy Xmas and careful driving.

Di

>> Edited by lady topaz on Wednesday 22 December 18:49

2 Smokin Barrels

31,254 posts

251 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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If I was married, my Tuscan would have caused me to be divorced!! I know how you feel. I hope she's back soon, and sorted!

BCA

8,651 posts

273 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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delamars said:

J_S_G said:
... and remind me how the Tuscan's like no other car (in a good way), and how people would sell there soul to own one. Please.


What other car can make you smile just when you look at it. And that's from ANY angle too.

**Except perhaps your old Cerb?

There are very few cars that sound that good either.

***Except perhaps your old Cerb?

And even less that go quicker.

****Except perhaps your old Cerb + a remap?

You can remember .. ***YOUR CERB***.. think about it a bit .... there, you see the grin's coming back already


Sorry. Tbh, havent a clue, I like other peoples suggestions of a Noble (though they have thier own issues), I dont think I could tolerate a car that spends half its time out of my hands.

Perhaps its time for the 456 + an excellent warrantee??

Avalanche

615 posts

254 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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....the days started getting longer today..!?!!!!

Hopefully there will be a few more TVR dealerships on the continent as the UK Govt have British Low Vol made into Euro Low Vol. Seems that there are a few around now though - Belgium, France, Italy, Germany, Zurich and Geneva which should help out in times of crisis...

Were the throttle bodies by choice btw - I mean when you say 'uprated' - kind of interested for mine. Still 3 weeks to fit seems terrible...

But 7 weeks to have a few scuffs and scratches sorted out from someone pulling across into it is madness..! Is it undrivable or the paint shop is worse than a doctor's waiting room?!

basil brush

5,372 posts

279 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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Mine was away for 3 months when it was bumped last spring but it was much better when it returned so I soon forgot about it. The tuscan can be a bit frustrating to drive in this weather anyway.

I guess you must know how special it is already or you wouldn't even be posting this.

oxbow

567 posts

266 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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Dont do france

TUS 373

4,948 posts

297 months

Wednesday 22nd December 2004
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James - leave the car in the garage and go get p!ssed. Come back to the car in a few days/weeks time (having remembered to put it on a charger!), go for a drive, and it will feel like a new experience all over again. Keep your pecker up (obviously not drinking too much!).

Ballistic Banana

14,704 posts

283 months

Thursday 23rd December 2004
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Miss's wanted an Animal fur Coat for Christmas and a Some Diamonds.






















Got Her a Donkey Jacket and a pack of Cards.. Boom Boom ..

Sorry

Dont worry JSG all will be OK Just think at least you have a Tuscan.... think of all them poor people who havent.

Merry Xmas

BB

gudgeon

61 posts

258 months

Friday 24th December 2004
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having been in america working for the last 3months the first i did yesterday upon returning was warm up the tuscan treat it to a gentle meander around suffolk and the grin started the moment the garage door opened i dont think it has subsided yet this morning i treated it a bit more forcefully and the grin got bigger. there is no other car that can do that.
merry christmas to you all lets hope the weather stays nice whilst i am home.

MarkoTVR

1,139 posts

250 months

Friday 24th December 2004
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I feel for you, as I know what it's like to be deprived of your car for a long time. But, chin up mate, it'll be back soon and I can imagine after about the first few miles in it you'll look like an advert for Oral-B....

My current car, a Mitsubishi GTO twin turbo, has been off the road since Jan 7th.....so nearly a year. Died 2 days before I left my permie job to go self-employed, I didn't get paid for 2.5 months, it was another month before I could afford some of the parts, then I had to send the heads away to be done, had to wait another month or so to get a few more parts, and it's been (and still is) sitting on the drive at my parent's house waiting for the time when either myself or my Dad have the time to work on it....oh, and the weather has to be good as we have no cover (won't fit in the garage).

I pay the insurance in one hit, so that's cost me just under £1500 for nothing, on top of all the bits and the rental cars I've paid for over the last year (ouch!). Yes I could have bought a cheap one, but the always seems to be "just a few weeks from being fixed", so I never did.

Consequently, I want to go for a Tuscan S next year....even if it does break down, I can give it to someone else to fix!!

You may not have seen it for a while, but you own one of the most awe-inspiring cars ever to touch tarmac. You've had a rough patch, but it'll all be worth it....and you know it!

J_S_G

Original Poster:

6,177 posts

266 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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Cheers all... much appreciated.

Picked up my "new runabout" a couple of days ago, and having done a few hundred miles in that now, it's got me longing for the Tuscan again.

It's 300BHP, it's unnecessarily loud, it's faster than any "normal" car on the roads, yet I'd never want to take it out for a drive. It's just not an experience - there's no real individual character to it. (That and I have to work the gears bl**dy hard to stop the chavtastic dump valve from announcing my impending presence from half a mile away).

So, thanks again all. And Merry Christmas.

maranellouk

2,066 posts

279 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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Now, now. I hope you are well aware Father Christmas won't leave you any presents if you are still awake!

Off to bed young man. Good luck when that lovely motor of yours if back where it belongs.

Merry Christmas to everyone on the Tuscan forum.

MARA

SXS 

2,068 posts

256 months

Tuesday 28th December 2004
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James, email me, I believe I can help....

We can take your car to the next level, if you're willing to spend just a little bit of cash next year... we can make your S bulletproof!....

Avalanche

615 posts

254 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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We have achieved a new tech level :

Avalanche

615 posts

254 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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buy a dildo mungo