She's a beauty!

[wildoliver]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PORSCHE-911-COV

Got to love the original details! Especially the fuel cap on the wrong side lol!

Cab could do with some bling!

Why buy an original when this looks as good or even better!

2 classic comments!

[a993lad]

That's quite the scariest thing I've seen today.

But..............it's got 16 bids already!

Perhaps Nervy has got his eye on it as a GT3 replacement.

[thegoose]

....and if anyone knows how you can "just put a private plate on" a Q reg car I'd love to know.......

[anonymous-user]

WHY BUY AN ORIGINAL WHEN SHE LOOKS THE SAME IF NOT BETTER?

[evil jack]

"WHITE HALF LEATHER SEATS LOOK THE BIZZ"

....Oooooooooh yeah!

Edited by evil jack on Friday 24th November 14:24

[M@verick]

Regardless of the sellers slightly suspect machinery (Werent these things called "Corvin", and made of yoghurt pots ? - rather than "Covin" and 'double skinned almost everywhere') i think id be more worried that he seems to think his "car" is constructed with some sort of GM kebab equivalent: "VARIANT DONNER CARS WERE USED"

I know im something of a pedant, but surely if these people are are IT literate enough to take a picture and post it on the web, then why arent they capable of typing something closer to the english language than this effort ?.

R.

[wildoliver]

Yup badly worded ebay listings irritate the hell out of me.

It's because the only thing chavs are any good at other than robbing and getting pregnant is ebay!

[Don]

M@verick said:

I know im something of a pedant, but surely if these people are are IT literate enough to take a picture and post it on the web, then why arent they capable of typing something closer to the english language than this effort ?.

Eats Shoots and Leaves.

[M@verick]

wildoliver said:

Yup badly worded ebay listings irritate the hell out of me.

It's because the only thing chavs are any good at other than robbing and getting pregnant is ebay!

If i could be arsed id post one comment and one comment only, for info it would read as follows:

"Dear Seller,

Please stop raping me.

With Love,

The English Language".

[B15TT0]

"PORSCHE 911 KEVIN WITH WIDE WHEELS"

[hugoagogo]

in the documents shot, check out the pristine unused haynes manual for a real 911

[boxsey]

I think one of the questioners meant to ask, "Hi, can I have your postcode so that I can come round and nick it tonight?"

[Ian964]

boxsey said:

I think one of the questioners meant to ask, "Hi, can I have your postcode so that I can come round and nick it tonight?"

Or "I'm out nicking cars tonight. Please can I have your postcode so I don't take this by mistake"

[Vesuvius 996]

Ian964 said:

boxsey said:

I think one of the questioners meant to ask, "Hi, can I have your postcode so that I can come round and nick it tonight?"

Or "I'm out nicking cars tonight. Please can I have your postcode so I don't take this by mistake"

[paulatte1968]

Speechless why o why????????

[ED965]

This is really frightening, i'll leave the light on tonight.

[a993lad]

guess what?

there's even an owners club -

http://covintechnical.pwp.blueyonder.

[ED965]

i've never seen so much shoite in all my life surprised this company exists and is allowed to

[wildoliver]

http://covintechnical.pwp.blueyonder.

My god look at this page, glove box handle made out of a sierra cig lighter, fuel flap hinge made out of a kitchen door hinge and a heater made out of what looks like a biscuit tin!!!!

The crazy thing is I bet these lunatics spend more on buying and building these revolting objects than a decent 3.0 SC would cost in the first place!

[andrew medway]

"Just replaced the breaks...."

Dear lord.

"She is not a new car off the forecourt..."

Was she ever. Doesn't he mean "bits of cars off the pile"