Wives Stupid comments May I begin
Wives Stupid comments May I begin
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porkerborg

Original Poster:

21 posts

241 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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My wife was looking over my shoulder whilst i was on PH and read one of the forums I was looking at, after a couple of lines she stormed off said we were W*nkers and gave me the silent treatment (she thinks that's a punishment!) anyway after a while of huffing and puffing she explained to me about respecting her and other women, apparently she read a TVR post that said "on our way we'll stop off and pick up a couple of Porkers" I won't let her forget that one!

tonikaram

324 posts

240 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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Do girlfriend comments apply?
What I heard was: "it's childish and not very smart to buy a Porsche. Turning away from this is the big test for your maturity."
She said this in pieces, in different conversations, and actually in a nice and jokingly tone eventhough she was serious and this was her real opinion, until I explained to her that I was drawing 911's when I was 5 and remember my yellow majorette Turbo 3.3 300bhp toy car like it was yesterday.

After alot of that, she realized I actually had a problem and I had to buy one just to cure it.

Kay

willdew

2,138 posts

294 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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It amuses me how easily they get in a huff about things that turn out to be a symptom of them completely misunderstanding something.

And if my gf reads this - I'm only joking dear. And I'm not meaning you - I'm meaning generally...

hussar10a

449 posts

244 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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Buy a boxster - because men understand men !!!






............ gets coat

hoges11

1,011 posts

258 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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"do we really need 4 porsches"

dazren

22,612 posts

291 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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hoges11 said:
"do we really need 4 porsches"

Only one response to that:

"no we actually need 5, but be patient!"

tertius

6,914 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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dazren said:
hoges11 said:
"do we really need 4 porsches"

Only one response to that:

"no we actually need 5, but be patient!"


rofl

Though isn't that dangerously limiting? How about:

"No, but its a start."

melsomp

23 posts

243 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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I know it's not car related, but when I asked my Missus to get me a sponge for my football kit bag, she came back with a Victoria sponge complete with buttercream filling; God knows what she thinks I get up to with the lads on a Sunday morning!

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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:spongecakerofl:

verysideways

10,271 posts

302 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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hoges11 said:
"do we really need 4 porsches"

If you need to ask dear...

porkerborg

Original Poster:

21 posts

241 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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Does that fax thing not work then? I guess Anne Whitcombe will never know my tru feelings!

willdew

2,138 posts

294 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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My GF used to seek justification from me as to why I needed 4 cars. I didn't so much answer as highlight the parallels between having multiple cars and multiple pairs of shoes. She explained that she has different shoes to go with different things, going to different places and for different purposes. Well, I have multiple cars...

Edited by willdew on Thursday 23 November 18:07

hoges11

1,011 posts

258 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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tertius said:
dazren said:
hoges11 said:
"do we really need 4 porsches"

Only one response to that:

"no we actually need 5, but be patient!"


rofl

Though isn't that dangerously limiting? How about:

"No, but its a start."


Where were you when I needed you ?

AndrewD

7,658 posts

314 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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My wife loves cars, puts child seat in GT3 & takes our son out, has even driven my SR3 at Spa, comes to watch me race etc etc.

Hmm, what I am doing here, should be going home!

fidgits

17,202 posts

259 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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hoges11 said:
"do we really need 4 porsches"


No, but you only really need 1 pair of shoes...

andy97

4,784 posts

252 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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AndrewD said:
My wife loves cars, puts child seat in GT3 & takes our son out, has even driven my SR3 at Spa, comes to watch me race etc etc.

Hmm, what I am doing here, should be going home!


Does she have a sister? Mind you my "better half" may hate cars, motor racing, football & golf but she does do the DIY (great job of tiling the bathroom whilst I was out playing golf) and hates shopping. Can't be all bad, even if we don't understand each other!

nervous

24,050 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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a girl and i were once arguing about whether she was an idiot or not.

after the arguement concluded she said to me 'are you trying to incinerate im stupid?'.

what do you say to that? theres nothing sarcastic enough to do it justice.

good god, if it werent for the boobs, sometimes, i swear, id give it all up. for probably as much as a week.

SuPaSpArK

2,105 posts

268 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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nervous said:
a girl and i were once arguing about whether she was an idiot or not.

after the arguement concluded she said to me 'are you trying to incinerate im stupid?'.

what do you say to that? theres nothing sarcastic enough to do it justice.

good god, if it werent for the boobs, sometimes, i swear, id give it all up. for probably as much as a week.



flame thrower between the legs and let her think about it!
(You need a vivid imagination to find that funny)

Edited by SuPaSpArK on Thursday 23 November 17:45

hoges11

1,011 posts

258 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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"If it flys, floats or f**ks, hire it dont buy it"

Then you can incinerate what you like, and they wont mind about your boobs Nerv bounce

magic torch

5,781 posts

252 months

Thursday 23rd November 2006
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I could sooo add to this. Three or four pages at least.

Trouble is Mrs Torch reads this, and I'd get less than I currently do...