London bars

[type-r]

I've finally got my 996 and yes, I want to start excercising some of the reported babe magnet power this thing supposedly attracts. Where are the best bars in London to on a Friday or Saturday night where the best looking ladies hang out? King's Road, Chelsea?

[DucatiGary]

before you choose the bars you will need to practice your "key swinging"

extend index finger, swing keys slowly whilst drinking beer.

then once you have that sorted you need to perfect the "wink like a tiger" whilst swinging them keys.

once you have got the hang of that you just need to spruce up your "how you doin" in a joey from friends type voice and bingo, beating them off with a less than clean peice of wood.

[nervous]

get a complete list of all the bars and clubs that Envy took us to a couple of weeks ago. and dont go to any of them.

[sleep envy]

you must be on crack if you think I'd have taken you to any decent places?!?!

Edited by sleep envy on Monday 2nd October 13:47

[nervous]

i wish.

[Wetwipe]

sleep envy said:

you must be on crack if you think I'd have taken you to any decent places?!?!

Edited by sleep envy on Monday 2nd October 13:47

I was beginning to wonder if the drinks had crack in them given the amount they cost!

[sleep envy]

Wetwipe said:

I was beginning to wonder if the drinks had crack in them given the amount they cost!

standard london prices I'm afraid

[nervous]

good job youre your own built-in oil refinery.

[rubystone]

Frankly I'm surprised that a 996 still cuts it with the ladies....

[DucatiGary]

Wetwipe said:

I was beginning to wonder if the drinks had crack in them given the amount they cost!

I thought you mentioned somthing about a sore crack the day after?

[nervous]

rubystone said:

Frankly I'm surprised that a 996 still cuts it with the ladies....

you cant imagine how low our standards are.

[type-r]

Too funny!

Anyway, getting back to the original thread... ideas? What has been the best bar you have been to in London in terms of "quality"?

[nervous]

type-r said:

"quality"?

sorry, thats me and envy and everyone we know out.

[Wetwipe]

nervous said:

good job youre your own built-in oil refinery.

Yep - do we have ric to thank for the pleasingly low petrol prices at the moment?

[Wetwipe]

DucatiGary said:

Wetwipe said:

I was beginning to wonder if the drinks had crack in them given the amount they cost!

I thought you mentioned somthing about a sore crack the day after?

:sorearserofl:

[sleep envy]

type-r said:

What has been the best bar you have been to in London in terms of "quality"?

define quality

if you mean silly costs then you can't beat Monty's on Sloane Ave - £9 for a glass of mineral water

[nervous]

i think he means quality of talent, Cardo

[sleep envy]

Ah, in that case Aura underneath the Ritz

Don't expect much change out of £200 if you're only going to have a few drinks...

[Carrera2]

type-r said:

Too funny!

Anyway, getting back to the original thread... ideas? What has been the best bar you have been to in London in terms of "quality"?

Good lord, are 996s really this available to the masses now?

Glad I got out when I did.

[nervous]

not helping much are we TR? sorry.