Pure genius...
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JEBLondon

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126 posts

242 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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Sorry but it's a boring day at work....

Happened to be reading through my insurance policy (just received through the mail) and had a "what if.." moment.

I have a two month old 997C2S with full one year GAP insurance (not through Porsche thank god..). The insurance is already paid so that's a sunk cost as well. In theory I could drive around for 364 days and, ahem, 'arrange' for the car to go missing on the 364th day (not too hard nowadays..). I'd then simply claim on the gap insurance for the full value and save a year's worth of depreciation...

I think I'm a genius...!!

ballcock

3,855 posts

249 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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Delete this post lest it happens!! hehe

slippydiff

16,404 posts

253 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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JEBLondon said:
Sorry but it's a boring day at work....

Happened to be reading through my insurance policy (just received through the mail) and had a "what if.." moment.

I have a two month old 997C2S with full one year GAP insurance (not through Porsche thank god..). The insurance is already paid so that's a sunk cost as well. In theory I could drive around for 364 days and, ahem, 'arrange' for the car to go missing on the 364th day (not too hard nowadays..). I'd then simply claim on the gap insurance for the full value and save a year's worth of depreciation...

I think I'm a genius...!!


From a thread on here yesterday.............just delete Obtaining Pecuniary Advantage by Deception and make it insurance fraud instead

ballcock said:

I'm probably going to get caned by the banker boys for this but..

Could you not get a mortgage top up for 'home improvements' to the tune of 80k over 30 years and pay it off in 5 .. The bank would hate you for paying so little interest .. But do you really want to see your bank manager smiling!!??

You'd also end up owning it outright with no balloon when it comes time to trade.




Vesuvius996 said:


You'll then get three years of porridge and all the anal sex you can handle thrown in for free when you get done for Obtaining Pecuniary Advantage by Deception.

Good call, Ballcock old son
hehehehehehe

Edited by slippydiff on Friday 1st September 16:56

Vesuvius 996

35,829 posts

301 months

Friday 1st September 2006
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Quality legal advice from the man with the lilac 996.

That's what aaaahm talkin abaaaaaht.

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Edited by Vesuvius 996 on Friday 1st September 17:51