Ferrari No Longer A Car Manufacturer
Ferrari No Longer A Car Manufacturer
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wtdoom

Original Poster:

3,742 posts

238 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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At a recent analysis of market trends it was agreed that Ferrari make more Caps , pens , underwear and butt plugs than actual cars .
Hence Ferrari are now classified as a Cap , pen , underwear and butt plug manufacturer .


Martian O

2,734 posts

192 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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In the Porsche section?

Geneve

4,018 posts

249 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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I think it's in deference to a thread that was running elsewhere on here.

It's no joke though. I was invited to a media gathering at the Ferrari Factory a couple of weeks ago. Couldn't attend so a colleague went. Apparently, there were questions about Ferrari devaluing its brand with the amount of 'Ferrari' merchandise they now sell. They staunchly defended it, saying that there were many owners who wanted to proudly show their allegiance to the Ferrari badge, and those, worldwide, who could never afford a Ferrari but, for whom, the merchandised products was the nearest they could get.

It's all commercialism. Porsche, Ferrari, nothing is sacred.

MadMark981

1,755 posts

179 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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And they now design and build engines for Maserati .... yes

However, I've also read that they're planning to build less cars next year - to keep them "exclusive" ..... which may mean that they haven't got the capacity to produce their current production and sufficient Maserati engines - but will no doubt help them charge more for the cars? In marketing terms I think this is called "super premium", where demand will increase to a point where it significantly exceeds supply and buyers will have to wait longer for orders; applying a "halo" to the used stock too.

Somewhat devalued by the naff merchandise that seems to be everywhere ... rolleyes

Wozy68

5,436 posts

200 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Geneve said:
They staunchly defended it, saying that there were many owners who wanted to proudly show their allegiance to the Ferrari badge, and those, worldwide, who could never afford a Ferrari but, for whom, the merchandised products was the nearest they could get.

It's all commercialism. Porsche, Ferrari, nothing is sacred.
Can't you just see it though. 'Clothes maketh the man'.

1, Citroen Saxo
2, Very large and loud tailpipe
3, Burberry cap
4, Tracksuit pants
5, Hoodie
6, Cheap bling
7, Loud pumping bass ICE
8, Very expensive or Chinese rip off brand trainers

9, Ferrari badge, basball cap, t-shirt, pen ....... delete as required.

Edited by Wozy68 on Thursday 30th May 11:00

Martian O

2,734 posts

192 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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MadMark981

1,755 posts

179 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Martian O said:
Call the fashion police! Yuk. frown

thegoose

8,077 posts

240 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Along similar lines to the original post, Ford of America a few years ago lost $1,000,000,000 making cars, but made $2,000,000,000 from finance, so were effectively no longer a car manufacturer but a bank, with an incorporated car manufacturing division.

cayman-black

13,265 posts

246 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Ha, at least Ferrari makes some intresting cars . 991 bores the hell out of me, hopefully the new GT3 will make me want a Porsche again.

Edited by cayman-black on Thursday 30th May 16:51

Slickhillsy

1,773 posts

173 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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MadMark981 said:
Martian O said:
Call the fashion police! Yuk. frown
Steady that's my Dad you're talking about!

MadMark981

1,755 posts

179 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Slickhillsy said:
MadMark981 said:
Martian O said:
Call the fashion police! Yuk. frown
Steady that's my Dad you're talking about!
Don't tell me - you bought him the "outfit" for Christmas because he's "always wanted a Ferrari"? getmecoat

Chipchap

2,639 posts

227 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Italian TVR's

mollytherocker

14,465 posts

239 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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MadMark981 said:
And they now design and build engines for Maserati .... :
Well, they do own Maserati....

ellroy

7,835 posts

255 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Chipchap said:
Italian TVR's
Rubbish, they're just bloody fiats.

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

249 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Martian O said:
Bet he owns a Mondial.

V8KSN

4,713 posts

214 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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In the interest of balance... wink


FarQue

2,339 posts

228 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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The 'Ferrari' name makes money in the same way that the 'Harley Davidson' name makes money. Nice work if you can get it!

jas xjr

11,309 posts

269 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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do any of you chaps remember the tv show , american chopper ? they had a workshop building motorbikes . this was turned into a tv show .

on the back of this , they became multi millionaires . how did they do this ? by building choppers ? no , by selling tee shirts and baseball caps . easy work if you can get it . i think if ferrari stopped licensing products there are enough dodgy companies out there that would be happy to meet the dmand .

i agree a lot of the merchandise is tacky

AndrewD

7,658 posts

314 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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wtdoom said:
At a recent analysis of market trends it was agreed that Ferrari make more Caps , pens , underwear and butt plugs than actual cars .
Hence Ferrari are now classified as a Cap , pen , underwear and butt plug manufacturer .
Porsche make more suv's than sports cars, so they can't be a sports car maker! smile

ellroy

7,835 posts

255 months

Thursday 30th May 2013
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Keep up at the back.