Cayenne on the bay...

[Caractacus]

Oh dear, what an ad!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-cayenne-s-twin-t...

That'd put most folk off, surely?

[Pet Troll]

Somebody please message him asking if he will take a lower offer with a P/X! I think his head would explode!

[mollytherocker]

Phew, I am not sure whether he actually wants to sell the car after all of that!

[supermono]

"No illiterates ... Your buying a ..."

It's always amusing when someone contracts "you are" to "your" but to state no "illiterates" first puts the cherry on top.

SM

[bompey]

I am pretty sure there are other threads on this car when the PH detectives found that this car had lost a few miles in the space of a month. I could of course be wrong but the threads could be easy to find.

Bompey

[Acf69]

There is another thread on this car on here. The seller must have a great bedside manner

[TTX50]

If my maths is right, that'll be around £80K to £100K of fuel over that mileage !!!

[Digger]

At least he's honest * . . . .

• about the mileage!

[rigster2]

Clearly, he is far too angry.

I might text him an offer of 10K.

[supermono]

Actually I've struggled through the advert and I like the value. Naturally needs an expert to look over it but assuming no horror stories for the price that has to be a great cayenne turbo to get into.

SM

[reedman]

Good car for 7K.

He might kill you when you arrive to collect it !

Did he change the mies for export?

James

[dibblecorse]

I know you buy on condition and all that, but I'd have had the £10,600 67k one he references over this rocket ship all day long ....

Massively suspicious advert, he's had it 6 weeks, bought it to export and now needs the cash back ..... only one person sounds like a liability in this scenario ....

And not enough red text in the ad !!!

[westberks]

i might change the mileage on mine to 7,000 as that is how long ago the new disks and pads were fitted

[Popolou]

From the other threads on this motor, PH detectives figured that it shouldn't be trusted as far as you could throw it.

[Luke.]

Popolou said:

From the other threads on this motor, PH detectives figured that it shouldn't be trusted as far as you could throw it.

Not strictly true. The consensus was it's a sound car, let down by the seller. Who bought it for roughly £6500 incidently.

[bigee]

Mileage was 248k.......in December....

[JEA1K]

Sounds like he's bought it and needs to get shot quickly. A 5 year old could write a better eBay ad. What an angry man!

[bigee]

Geeral concensus was that it was basically a sound car with a few 'issues'....eyes wide open (and possibly wallet !) if i recall it was first up for SALE at 6500...since then its been up for 10.5k,9.5k,8.5k now 7.5k.
I feel sorry for the car.

[Spyder3400]

Galactic miles chopped down to 76k, or am i missing something? Surely criminal?

[Popolou]

Spyder3400 said:

Galactic miles chopped down to 76k, or am i missing something? Surely criminal?

bigee said:

Mileage was 248k.......in December....

^^ This. The other threads will reveal all.