Very Very VERY ANGRY

[margo]

Waynetta has just returned from the pub in her new (4 days old, her first new car) car. Some has tried to rip off the rear number plate, denting the surround - screwdriver ? - scratching the paint and shattering the lamp housing.

Brick through the window, scratch down the side, kick to the doors I 'understand' but WTF is this about ???

[Mrs Fish]

Who is Waynetta?

[PetrolTed]

She's a fictional character normally portrayed on TV.

[margo]

Indeed - she's also my other half but I guess that's hardly obvious if you don't know us

[pzero64]

Quiz as many people as you can regarding this incident. Anyone that looks shifty or guilty, give them a nasty Chinese burn. That will make you feel better.