Pistonheads made me do it: Birds B3-40i

Pistonheads made me do it: Birds B3-40i

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b14

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1,206 posts

203 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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In August 2019, for family duties I purchased a 2018 BMW F31 340i. High spec M-Sport Shadow edition, panoramic roof, HUD, HK stereo etc. M-Sport suspension and brakes.

The criteria were relatively simple in choosing - the car needed to be:

- reliable
- £30k budget
- either new or low mileage second hand
- estate, but no need for a 5 series / A6 size as with two kids, a roofbox can add what we need
- petrol, 300+ BHP
- RWD

Within those criteria I could only really think of the C43/63, or the 340i. The C63, a bit too expensive unless I went for older cards. C43, didn't excite me too much. Left me with the 340i which I drove, and loved. Coming from an E61 530i it was familiar, very refined and loved the engine and gearbox.

Fast forward 18 months and Pistonheads publishes this: https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-features/bmw-m...

and from that, my mind was made up. The key downside to the standard 340i is the suspension and the diff, in my view. It wasn't capable of properly delivering the full 320bhp in the lower gears, even in the dry - on bumpy roads, full throttle in 3rd gear was a bit of a rollercoaster of TC lights and bouncing at the rear. It's perfectly fine to be honest but doesn't have the behaviour of a performance car.

Last week:

For the package, you get 430bhp, proper suspension and a Quaife LSD.

Early days, I've done about 100 miles in it so far. But it's waaaay faster. More turbo lag probably but much much quicker than standard. But the remap is not the real revelation - the suspension has entirely changed the nature of the car, for the better. It's still perfectly useable as a daily driver with kids (it went to the zoo this weekend on its normal duties) but the set-up is so much more taught and well controlled. Steering feels better too. The LSD - I've not had a chance to really see the difference but early impressions are that it's much more planted in accelerating on bumpy roads, even with the extra 110bhp.

Will give further updates when I've done a little more driving but early impressions are very positive indeed.

Pistonheader101

2,206 posts

122 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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Very nice, have a sweet spot for these 340i tourings.

Do you know if you can get the mppsk exhaust?

IAche

168 posts

137 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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That's lush.

Very close to my ideal daily driver.

b14

Original Poster:

1,206 posts

203 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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Pistonheader101 said:
Very nice, have a sweet spot for these 340i tourings.

Do you know if you can get the mppsk exhaust?
You can, for the non-PPF cars. Mine is a PPF car - think they switched over to PPF some time in late 2018 (mine is September 2018 build). The PPF makes them much quieter, which is a downside but I've had the exhaust straight-through'd by PCW Exhausts and the exhaust valve stays open at all times which makes it reasonably vocal. It pops and crackles on downshifts but it isn't anywhere near anti-socially loud, which I like.

Dr G

15,607 posts

257 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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Small world, my office window in background rofl

Remember seeing your car outside actually!

mooseracer

2,405 posts

185 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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That is lovely clap

I imagine the Birds package on the 340 is just as transformational as it is on the 1er - it really is fantastic, I am so impressed with mine.

D4MJT

1,286 posts

173 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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Just perfect that is.

I honestly think it's impossible to need anything more from a car than you can get with a 340i Touring and the spec of yours is bang on the money.

Delicious.

ScoobyChris

1,997 posts

217 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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Dr G said:


Small world, my office window in background rofl

Remember seeing your car outside actually!
Very small world - that’s a few minute walk from my house!

Glad you enjoy it! Still wondering whether to get the Birds kit for my 1er.

Chris

paradigital

1,038 posts

167 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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The only thing that concerns me about kits like this is resale value of the car when I come to sell.

Would love something like the Birds kit on my 440i, but not at the detriment of being able to sell the car later!

b14

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Monday 14th June 2021
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paradigital said:
The only thing that concerns me about kits like this is resale value of the car when I come to sell.

Would love something like the Birds kit on my 440i, but not at the detriment of being able to sell the car later!
I thought pretty long and hard about that. I agree it's probably the only downside.

Where I got to is that (a) life is too short to worry about how much my depreciating asset will sell for, and not make it the best it can be; and (b) I'm planning on keeping it for a long time. It's basically the first "new car" I've ever owned (1,200 miles when I got it) and, barring any major change in financial circumstances I can't see that I'd want to replace it with anything else, so resale is pretty moot for me.

Having said all that, it is one of the reasons that I went to Birds really - there are a ton of places that will put Bilsteins and a remap on, but I think having the full package from somewhere respected like Birds is about the best possible thing to do.

Note, the remap is reversible of course. And the suspension - when I drove home, I wondered what the hell the horrible noise was from the back until I realised they'd put the old parts in the boot... so if I really need to I can change it back to virtually stock, save for the diff of course (with appropriate disclosures of course!).

Huskyman

655 posts

142 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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Court_S

14,322 posts

192 months

Monday 14th June 2021
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That’s very cool and pretty much a perfect daily.

I have Birds suspension on my 130 and think it’s bloody brilliant; firm but so well damped a d controlled. It’s leagues ahead of the stock suspension and then modded suspension on my previous M140i.

J51dhu

67 posts

128 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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I have birds suspension on my M140i and it really is transformational. Even after 3 years of it you don’t get ‘bored’ of how impressive it is at doing it all. Wait till we have some wet and greasy weather and you’ll soon notice the difference with the lsd in place.
Stunning car, must be ballistic with a map. look forward to your updates.

Terminator X

17,822 posts

219 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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BM make some great looking estates, well played!

TX.

JWH

501 posts

279 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Sounds very promising, please keep us updated on your thoughts as you put some more miles on the car.

JakeT

5,775 posts

135 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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The Birds kit is expensive, but so worth it. So much so I bought it twice when Birds did their last run for the E90 platform. I now have a spare set of their dampers to rebuild and use when the need arises. Saying that the rear ones were still okay after 100,000 miles.

The car loses the hard edge on our now awful roads, and still can be hustled very well. The replacement for me E91 330i will be either a 140/340i with the Birds kit fitted again.

ShampooEfficient

4,278 posts

226 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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So many mentions of Birds and no custard photo. Sort it out!

(Lovely motor btw!)

Dr G

15,607 posts

257 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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ScoobyChris said:
Very small world - that’s a few minute walk from my house!
We've probably walked and driven past each other plenty of times without realising. The internet vs real life!

Paw

182 posts

198 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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I read many things about the quality of the Birds suspension for the 3xx's so I called about my X3 M40i. I must say they were not really very helpful.

I found this surprising based on the feedback.

Benmac

1,566 posts

231 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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I've got a 2018 340i touring too. WOuld love to do this to it, just seems such a well set up package.