Fiat Panda 1.1 Active

Fiat Panda 1.1 Active

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Funkstar De Luxe

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793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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Having put the Porker in for a service and a few jobs, I found myself in need of some cheap wheels. I didn't have any set criteria, other than 'must last at least 4 weeks'. Searching through the classifieds (all too expensive), I found myself on the worst place to purchase a car - Facebook Marketplace. After sifting through endless million mile Ford Kas and and rusted Passats, something caught my eye.

This ladies and gentlemen is my Fiat Panda 1.1 Active. It's in a heavily patina'd Guacamole Verde. I think it would have been a lovely little thing back in it's day, especially seeing that it was the cheapest new car on sale in the UK at the time.

It's got a thunderous 56bhp, a sticking front calliper and the most dangerous tyres I've ever driven in (Kingstar Roadfit SK10). They are new tyres, but even the panda can break traction in 2nd gear. The sidewalls are comically thin meaning it's got jelly like suspension feel. These will be the first things to go.

Oh, and the old dear I purchased it from owned a farm so it reeks of horses and dogs, to an extent that's difficult to convey through text.

So what's my plans with it? Really, to make it drive a little better and generally have fun pissing around with it and doing things to it which I can't on any of our other cars. It really is quite a pleasant little thing - or rather it will be.



Edited by Funkstar De Luxe on Tuesday 19th May 13:51

carinaman

22,066 posts

179 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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When it smells of two different species is it acceptable to call it a shed?

£30 per year road tax? I like Fiats. As a means of transport that can be left anywhere at minimal expense I'd have a Panda.

BigMon

4,708 posts

136 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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Funkstar De Luxe said:
(Kingstar Roadfit SK10
laughlaugh

Always had a soft spot for the Panda. Enjoy!

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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carinaman said:
When it smells of two different species is it acceptable to call it a shed?

£30 per year road tax? I like Fiats. As a means of transport that can be left anywhere at minimal expense I'd have a Panda.
Yeah, I love it. I’m really enamoured by how utilitarian it is. It feels very honest.

Roboticarm

1,500 posts

68 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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3 words for you
Abarth
Engine
Swap

Make a proper sleeper out of it

RazerSauber

2,548 posts

67 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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A friend of mine had one of these for a good 5/6 years before he got distracted by someone crossing the road and missed the Jeep Grand Cherokee 20 feet ahead that he'd been following and rear ended it. It was perfectly adequate at getting you and some things from A to B although leaving late was never a good idea. 2 up, off a roundabout at about 20mph, gave it the beans, I grew a beard, built a house, had a family and was in line for a hip operation before 60 was achieved!

gman88667733

1,192 posts

74 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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I bought one of these in January with 37k miles on for £800, I've spent probably £400 since then on a cambelt, water pump and starter motor. But it is a cracking car. Bought it as we desperately needed to reduce our fuel expenses as we were spending silly money.
It is mostly comfortable, not quick at all so is hilarious to drive and the steering is lighter than anything else I've driven.

But... it starts on the button and runs very well!

I'd replace this one with another were it to kick the bucket.

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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First job is to give her a good clean inside and out.






Left the drive in a bit of a mess



Then try and de-stink with some of this


Cambs_Stuart

3,120 posts

91 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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I like the interior and I enjoy a good, honest utilitarian motor. My eldest son will be looking for his first car in a couple of years so I had been thinking about a panda.

tgr

1,138 posts

178 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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My MIL has one. It's a great little car. I also hire them routinely (although there's a newer model with mostly cosmetic changes apart from the phut-phut-phut engine)

anonymous-user

61 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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BigMon said:
Funkstar De Luxe said:
(Kingstar Roadfit SK10
laughlaugh

Always had a soft spot for the Panda. Enjoy!
And have another laugh, I absolutely love Chinese tyres comically named using a bunch of random English words.

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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Joey Deacon said:
And have another laugh, I absolutely love Chinese tyres comically named using a bunch of random English words.
When I first seen them I thought SK10 was “SKID” 😂

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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I noticed that the thermostat was sticking, never reaching full temp.

£7 later, here we are




Also gave her an oil change and flush. It's an 8v non interference engine, so it's not exactly fussy about oil, but I thought I'd do it anyway. Better safe than sorry.

In fact, I did park plugs, oil, air filter, oil filter and coolant flush.

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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And now, it's time for the eBay tat.






I'm going to get a lot of stick for this, but f it :-D It's been so long since I've been able to piss around doing silly things to a car, I've having a great time

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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A few weeks passed and I decided a roof rack was now the way to go. Official FIAT one, but sadly not the vertical style I wanted. Very useful, makes a bit of a racket.

Please note the glow in the dark bolt covers.


Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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At this point, boredom or idiocy crept in.

I've always wanted an 8-ball shifter. Also, picked up a new door to replace the one with all the dents and scrapes. I can't leave well enough alone.




Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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It was around March that I decided that mudflaps were cool again


Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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So November last year, after my budget had recovered from stickers, wings and various tasteless accoutrements I decided to do something that was quite necessary. Tyres.

The problem with the Panda was that it ran 13" wheels, and there was no real good option for tyres in those particular sizes. The wheels were in a heck of a state behind the wheel trims. Rusted to heck.

Given that this was initially meant to be my winter hack, I thought I'd do some winter tyres for her. This meant upping the wheel size to a massive 14".

This has mage a HUGE difference to the car and is the only truly worthwhile upgrade I've done. I went for the gold on green, aping a Lamborghini Miura colour scheme. The resemblance is remarkable




Fuzzarr

281 posts

118 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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I had one of these with the 1.3 Mulitjet diesel clatterer. It was very likeable, and pretty sturdy, but the handling was atrocious! My first car, a Panda of 1994 vintage, felt more composed around corners.

Good cheap motors overall, though, and they did some interesting colours like your guac edition. Have fun!

Funkstar De Luxe

Original Poster:

793 posts

190 months

Monday 18th May 2020
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Finishing the job off with a 'exhaust finisher' from Amazon.

You can really tell the difference, it feels like it's putting down maybe an extra 10-15HP.