Gerhard, here, take these......
Gerhard, here, take these......
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stuttgartmetal

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8,154 posts

245 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Toro Rosso headquarters, about three weeks ago, dead of night. An owl hoots in the cold still Oktober air........

A white van, with slight damage, pulls up outside the Toro Rosso factory gates.
At the wheel, a strangely recogniseable silhouette, almost Jimmy Hill like, sits impassively behind the wheel. The headlights flash, and a roller shutter door opens.
The FIAT's diesel engine pushes the van forward into the factory, where two balaclava'd jump suited employees pull down on the well used steel chain.... the roller shutter closes abruptly, the heavy chain falling onto the concrete, its shrill report sounding out into the night.Darkness falls once more, enveloping the scene.
A small slit of neon light escapes from under the shutter.
From inside can be heard...

"Ja....ja..ve vill take ze hused motors, ja,ja. and you take zees.

Ja.....ja..... zey are vot you call.... special............

Ja... ja...gut......

Nein, nein zere is no extra charge...........






Edited by stuttgartmetal on Monday 10th November 15:25

haggy

1,955 posts

243 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Alex97

1,121 posts

217 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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haggy said:
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A conspiracy involving Ferrari I feel?

E30M3SE

8,493 posts

225 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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Alex97 said:
haggy said:
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A conspiracy involving Ferrari I feel?
Just setting the scene for a new book, because it is unheard of for a F1 team to develop their car during a season, especially when piloted by a youngest with a hunger rather that someone about to hang up his lid.

zac510

5,546 posts

235 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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How is he going to fit the motor on a photocopier?

Wanta996Gotta

5,622 posts

236 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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I guess its almost as strange as the Renaults sudden increase in performance. Maybe Ferrari should be asking Gerhard for advice;)

Edited by Wanta996Gotta on Monday 10th November 16:42

E30M3SE

8,493 posts

225 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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zac510 said:
How is he going to fit the motor on a photocopier?
Think we will find the answer to that one in Chapter 2, or maybe 3.

MrKipling43

5,788 posts

245 months

Monday 10th November 2008
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stuttgartmetal said:
Toro Rosso headquarters, about three weeks ago, dead of night. An owl hoots in the cold still Oktober air........

A white van, with slight damage, pulls up outside the Toro Rosso factory gates.
At the wheel, a strangely recogniseable silhouette, almost Jimmy Hill like, sits impassively behind the wheel. The headlights flash, and a roller shutter door opens.
The FIAT's diesel engine pushes the van forward into the factory, where two balaclava'd jump suited employees pull down on the well used steel chain.... the roller shutter closes abruptly, the heavy chain falling onto the concrete, its shrill report sounding out into the night.Darkness falls once more, enveloping the scene.
A small slit of neon light escapes from under the shutter.
From inside can be heard...

"Ja....ja..ve vill take ze hused motors, ja,ja. and you take zees.

Ja.....ja..... zey are vot you call.... special............

Ja... ja...gut......

Nein, nein zere is no extra charge...........
biglaugh

Work of genius my friend, work of genius!

In fact, have on of these! rofl