The Damon Grill bar and cafe

The Damon Grill bar and cafe

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ChemicalChaos

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10,524 posts

167 months

Tuesday 21st July 2020
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A while back, whilst watching a BTCC race with some PH friends and a lot of alcohol, we suddenly started coming up with food based puns on racing driver names. It was funny at the time, so recently whilst bored I thought I'd refine it. Thus, I give you a fantasy Motorsport themed diner where every dish is named after a driver!




Welcome to the Damon Grill motorsport bar and cafe!
Please have a browse of the Alain Menu:

Snacks and light bites

- Baked Jason Potato
- Niki Chowder
- James Special Kaye cereal topped with fruit and Yvan Muller yoghurt

To Share

- Rene Fondue with Rickard Ryebread
- Team AC Schnitzel: Breaded Charlie Lamb garnished with Gherkin Winklehock and served with a side of Roberto Ravioli

Mains

- Gerhard Burger with cheese
- Gabriele Linguine topped with Jonathan Parma Ham
- Quiche O'Dor
- Tommi Mackerel served with Johnny Risotto
- Matt Veal
- Laurent Paella
- Wild Andy Grouse oven roasted and garnished with Paul Radish
- Karun HamHock with Will Soy Sauce
- Gordon Spicy curried Alex Wurst
- Jackie Stewpot of Jenson Mutton with seasonal vegetables

Desserts

- Ayrton Semolina
- Jim Quark topped with fruit Alex Bonbons
- Waffle Vandoorne served with Tommy Custard or Stephen Jelly
- Colin TurkishDelight dusted with Johnny Sherbert

Drinks and Spirits

- Didier Peroni
- Rubens Limoncello
- Tim Harvey Wallbanger
- Takuma Sake
- Julian Baileys
- Pascal Gluhwein (winter special only)


We hope you enjoy your meal. Suggestions for additional dishes always welcome!

The Rotrex Kid

31,678 posts

167 months

Tuesday 21st July 2020
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The special today is

The Lewis Ham,egg&chipsilton

Speed Badger

2,944 posts

124 months

Tuesday 21st July 2020
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Quiche O'Dor laugh

NewUsername

925 posts

63 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2020
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Absolutely top class.....especially the drinks menu!

Munter

31,326 posts

248 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2020
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hehe This is extremely silly and a total waste of your time. Well done sir.

Oilchange

8,763 posts

267 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2020
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Speed Badger said:
Quiche O'Dor laugh
That one is lost on me...

anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2020
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I can give you my Alain Prosciutto recipe if you’d like it....

NewUsername

925 posts

63 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2020
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How about a nice Antonio Pizza-only o

Zarco

18,493 posts

216 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2020
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rofl

This is brilliant.


Zarco

18,493 posts

216 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2020
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Side order of Newey potatoes?


HustleRussell

25,205 posts

167 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
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Gourmet starters;

Pol Escargot
Alessandro Blini

Sweeties;

Johnny Sherbet
Giancarlo Fizzy Cola

HustleRussell

25,205 posts

167 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
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P.S. There's the old SniffPetrol joke;

Pasta Maldonado- An embarrassingly avoidable collision of flavours but we pay you to have it.

NewUsername

925 posts

63 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
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HustleRussell said:
P.S. There's the old SniffPetrol joke;

Pasta Maldonado- An embarrassingly avoidable collision of flavours but we pay you to have it.
A winning dish in the Spanish branch of the restaurant though

Zarco

18,493 posts

216 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
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Sautéed Romaine Grojean Lettuce

NewUsername

925 posts

63 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
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A lovely Spotted Dick Johnson with a Martin Brandy sauce



SO27

215 posts

218 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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Begin with an Aperitiff Needell, maybe Pina Collard-a

And finish with a cheese board with your choice of Max or Tom Stilton


Edited by SO27 on Saturday 25th July 12:52

gmasterfunk

467 posts

155 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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A starter of breaded Jenson garlic button mushrooms



Rubens limoncello is genius

anonymous-user

61 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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If two people order the Wild Andy Grouse do they get a Paul Radish each?

NewUsername

925 posts

63 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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How about a George Mussel in cream sauce starter

Dynion Araf Uchaf

4,683 posts

230 months

Saturday 25th July 2020
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Le-Mons and Herbs(ert) stuffed Turkeyton.
Sausage Rohrl
Baked Sea Breen with tomatoes and coriander