Why don't women understand cars? or should that be men?
Discussion
Slightly off topic but.....
The guy that bought my Porsche came around on saturday to collect the hard top for it.
My missus saw the car and said it's a shame I got rid of it because it was a real car and not a rolling bedstead like the Noble!
I just said women don't DO cars and left it at that.
But she had to have the last word and said women do DO cars and anthing else come to that matter.
So I just found a list of stuff women can't do (just to P*ss her off).
50 things women can’t do
1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying “I’m cold”
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. read this list without having argued with at least 1 point
I wish I had compiled this list, and given very little thought could probably add a few other things but I'll leave that to you lot!
F.C.
The guy that bought my Porsche came around on saturday to collect the hard top for it.
My missus saw the car and said it's a shame I got rid of it because it was a real car and not a rolling bedstead like the Noble!
I just said women don't DO cars and left it at that.
But she had to have the last word and said women do DO cars and anthing else come to that matter.
So I just found a list of stuff women can't do (just to P*ss her off).
50 things women can’t do
1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying “I’m cold”
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. read this list without having argued with at least 1 point
I wish I had compiled this list, and given very little thought could probably add a few other things but I'll leave that to you lot!
F.C.
loopylou said:
very funny, and I'd agree with most of them, but I don't agree with number 26. I've had lots of practice and got it down to a fine art now 
I find it really intimidating when women drink pints! My GF has drunk from my pint glass at the rugby before now but it was my pint!
Its quite funny watching smaller, petit ladies using 2 hands to hold a pint glass!
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