Happy Birthday to me!!
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Happy Birthday, I'm 25/30 years old!
Whoopee f88*kin do! When I were a lad, I had to manage with an original oil leakin, rust bucket, 8-track cartridge (up to date ICE at the time, but you'll have to go on Google to understand), full length vinyl sun roof, sh!t coloured, brill handlin, mini at your age!
My dream car at the time might have stretched to a Triumph Dolomite 1275? I think?
You lucky, lucky b@57@rds, but what else have you got to look forward to in life if you're already driving the best driver's car that's come along in a decade?
Alright, fair cop, I'm just a sad Owd Twat but how can a car give you such a buzz and get your heart poundin' so hard?
Any way - enough said.
See you at Le Mans, hope you have serious drinkin' heads because I've a wealth of experience in that capacity, especially Strongbow Isotonic for athletes.
Cheers, Bernie
Whoopee f88*kin do! When I were a lad, I had to manage with an original oil leakin, rust bucket, 8-track cartridge (up to date ICE at the time, but you'll have to go on Google to understand), full length vinyl sun roof, sh!t coloured, brill handlin, mini at your age!
My dream car at the time might have stretched to a Triumph Dolomite 1275? I think?
You lucky, lucky b@57@rds, but what else have you got to look forward to in life if you're already driving the best driver's car that's come along in a decade?
Alright, fair cop, I'm just a sad Owd Twat but how can a car give you such a buzz and get your heart poundin' so hard?
Any way - enough said.
See you at Le Mans, hope you have serious drinkin' heads because I've a wealth of experience in that capacity, especially Strongbow Isotonic for athletes.
Cheers, Bernie
Thanks chaps. Nice emicons Martin! 
I'm going out for dinner with my parents tonight!!!
How sad is that!! Still, I do have a party booked for 40 loacl friends next weekend. (3 of us have our 30th this week)
I've just booked a back and shoulder massage at my gym, so am going to pop up for a little workout, sauna, jaccuzzi and nice healthy lunch followed by a Swedish massage (hopefully by a hot naked Sweed!)
Enjoy your day in the office gents.
G
I'm going out for dinner with my parents tonight!!!
How sad is that!! Still, I do have a party booked for 40 loacl friends next weekend. (3 of us have our 30th this week) I've just booked a back and shoulder massage at my gym, so am going to pop up for a little workout, sauna, jaccuzzi and nice healthy lunch followed by a Swedish massage (hopefully by a hot naked Sweed!)
Enjoy your day in the office gents.
G
dtmpower said:
joust said:
rcarr said:
I'm 25 today! Happy Birthday to me too!
You only need 23 people in a room for there to be a 50:50 chance that two of them have the same birthday. You've just experienced the "Birthday Problem"
J
Joust - how does the maths work on that then....
I think it's actually 27 - square root of 2 x 365 N2H
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