mindless effing tw*ts
mindless effing tw*ts
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worty

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2,202 posts

254 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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Had my audi broken into late yesterday afternoon , coat and sat nav nicked. That I can almost live with. But why oh why do these chavs feel the need to put their glass hammer ( which they left behind) through the back of the door mirror casing.
Bring back hanging

maxed

1,001 posts

249 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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Arrived at the conclusion, wherever you are, unless you bolt it down tight, hide it or bury it some thieving git will eventually have it off you!!!!

And there is a lot of the b!stards about

GTWayne

4,595 posts

246 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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Get yourself a trunk monkey!

maxed

1,001 posts

249 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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GTWayne said:
Get yourself a trunk monkey!


Beat me, was thinking the same

joust

14,622 posts

288 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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Sorry to hear about that. There are some right tossers around.

J

worty

Original Poster:

2,202 posts

254 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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Thanks for the kind words. Off for a blat in the Noble to get it out of my system

ufo 2 nob

4,485 posts

278 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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GTWayne said:
Get yourself a trunk monkey!
TRUNK MONKEYS ARE R THE NUTS!!!

domcross

1,065 posts

277 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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Sorry to hear that Worty.... there are some total arses about who seem to be hell bent on ruining other peoples fun.

On a slightly different subject but quite humerous I thought; my wife was riding one of her horses past a small row of council houses on the other side of our village. Because this horse is a bit on the plump side and black and white, the gathering of acne ridden tossers shouted out 'Pikey!' as she rode past despite the fact that she'd made a point of saying hello to them (they we huddled round a Saxo of dubious origin which one of them had just added a wonderfully tasteful spoiler to!) After a few seconds of though she turned the horse round and said, "Pikey eh! I live in a £1M house, have 3 cars, a holday home and a aeroplane. You live in a council house and drive a Saxo.... hmm... I'm the Pikey then am I?"

They shut up and she rode off

Dom.

worty

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V6GTO

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271 months

Sunday 16th April 2006
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