NOBLE EUNUCHS ! I CHALLENGE THEE !!!!!
NOBLE EUNUCHS ! I CHALLENGE THEE !!!!!
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wtdoom

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3,742 posts

237 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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EUNUCHS of the Noble Forum !!!!!!! You have defied Rhonoceri world wide ! Now you will know the vengeance of the Large semi armoured , horned mammal !
I have a Rhinoceros that is faster than your squid and it doesn’t need water . Anytime you fools are up for it ill get my mum to rent windsor safari park or legoland and we can race ! Afraid? you should be .
Failing that my Ferret “ michael jackson “ will beat your cat , any day of the week( except tuesdays and bank holidays ) .
Come and get it (, you can’t use ink though thats cheating ) .
Fool of a took !
Lets do it .
(Someone bring a go pro please .)

playalistic

2,270 posts

193 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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I remember my first beer...

JBliss

1,149 posts

186 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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Sounds good..

You want to race us around a zoo?.. I dont think that will go too well

Edited by JBliss on Saturday 16th June 15:38

AverageMPH

493 posts

191 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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On the lash in Lagash sounds good to me.

shaunsmith

1,229 posts

246 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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Waffe lad!!!

Forget the animals... Our SR-71's are ready for any Luftwaffe battles I don't recommend use of the old Zeppelin, Fokker or Messerschmitt machinery perhaps since unification the MiG 29 type fighters with the codename starting I think with 'GT ending in S'

We too have several special SR's with one today being specially prepared for such occasions.

There are some decent battle grounds around Europe the one in the UK springs to mind Silverstone, another at Zandvoort, one in no mans land Spa Francorchamps & of course the Waffe favourite The Ring... The latter only your best pilots need to turn up smile

Javol, Let battle commence smash

AMG Merc

11,955 posts

282 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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Is this Juno undercover? laughgetmecoat

R0162

2,435 posts

193 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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nah its Wtdoom,, dont you remember the guy with the GT3RS 4.0?.. the one that spun off track trying to shake Noble off his tail hehe

Very funny post Mr.doom but i have a bulldog that will race anything you have to put forward..dont underestimate Mr.quigly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGl3QrUrMjg&fea...

951

614 posts

184 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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Hopefully, we have a rather quick tree frog by now!

Or should I say "!!!"

Juno

4,485 posts

278 months

Saturday 16th June 2012
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AMG Merc said:
Is this Juno undercover? laughgetmecoat
cool
Sir,and so you should get your coat getmecoatreading is so much more interesting than argumentive posts smile

Pleased your having Fun, live is about Fun and the Waffe Doom certainly knows how to have Fun, he's also one Funny Waffe Guy smile Do not underestimate him or it could be at your Peril cool

wessexrfc

4,326 posts

215 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=...
Complete with comedy accent!!
Zee Germans are coming hehe

R0162

2,435 posts

193 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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wessexrfc said:
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=...
Complete with comedy accent!!
Zee Germans are coming hehe
I enjoyed that vid

wtdoom

Original Poster:

3,742 posts

237 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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So be it . We of der luftwaffe will not be defied .
I was content with mammals and zoos ( penny up the wall if really pressed ) but der schweinehunds had to make it mechanical . So we will mercilessly luz our schnitzel at your Sharons and allotments .

When we are through , Pie and mash will be no more , just a dream from long ago . Your glorious newspapers once proudly wrapped around fish and chips shall be our toilet paper .
Werthers originals will be your undoing .
Mr Kipling , we come for YOU!

Do your würst .tank

Now be upstanding for der luftwaffe march .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1teoC2aMVtY

Edited by wtdoom on Sunday 17th June 00:34

Juno

4,485 posts

278 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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AMG Merc said:
Is this Juno undercover? laughgetmecoat
No not me been too busy but got my eye on you though,even the Huff in RUF Waffe was not enough smilehttp://www.howfast.co.uk/leaderboard.aspx


Edited by Juno on Sunday 17th June 00:50


Edited by Juno on Sunday 17th June 00:56

Rob_W

1,070 posts

243 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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shaunsmith

1,229 posts

246 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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wtdoom said:
So be it . We of der luftwaffe will not be defied .
I was content with mammals and zoos ( penny up the wall if really pressed ) but der schweinehunds had to make it mechanical . So we will mercilessly luz our schnitzel at your Sharons and allotments .

When we are through , Pie and mash will be no more , just a dream from long ago . Your glorious newspapers once proudly wrapped around fish and chips shall be our toilet paper .
Werthers originals will be your undoing .
Mr Kipling , we come for YOU!

Do your würst .tank

Now be upstanding for der luftwaffe march .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1teoC2aMVtY

Edited by wtdoom on Sunday 17th June 00:34
Doom,
"Laughing"
look forward to our SR-71 Blackbirds V Twin prop Fokkers...
Afterwards perhaps a steak shootout!!! It's only fair we give you all a chance beer

Selwyn Kipling

wessexrfc

4,326 posts

215 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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hehe I've got popcorn for this one!! Welcome back Juno smile

TuxMan

9,011 posts

267 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in this thread ........ But whatever count me in biggrin : D
Tux

Chapppers

4,483 posts

220 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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I'm going to put a Porsche engine in my Noble and all your heads will explode.

Scooby P1

2,617 posts

258 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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I understand it and having been in the near identical performing car to Tuxman's yesterday, Mr GT3RS is in trouble!

I LOVE the 4.0 but the 'exclusive club' nobles are a different league..

My two pence worth.....


Juno

4,485 posts

278 months

Sunday 17th June 2012
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wessexrfc said:
hehe I've got popcorn for this one!! Welcome back Juno smile
Thank You

Back?

AMG was caught being a Cheeky Chapie laugh so I had to let him know he was caught judge

I have Congratulated Mr Tux personally in private as I have not posted for a while bounce

However as I appear to be on here posting I would now like to officially Congratulate Tux on his great achievment and persistance, we drank tea whilst Tux mulled over his once broken engine smash and the reasons as to why it happened confused he remained resolute even in the darkest hour idea

So Green Hornet its "PLAYTIME" woohoowoohoowoohoo

Have Fun wink