Scammers in the classifieds?

[Megaflow]

List a car for sale today, already had 3 enquiries, which given its limited audience is somewhat of a surprised.

First guy asked a couple of question that were cover in the advert, ok, might have skimmed it. Then has gone on to payment, and now wants me to provide a report from vehiclereports.com…

Sorry, I don’t think so, spydey senses are going off now.

[Megaflow]

Ah, common then.

I only listed it at lunch time and I have now had 5 responses from dubious email addresses

[Megaflow]

48 hours online. 7 scammers.

I have now started to troll them.

The first one didn’t go well, I told ‘her’ I lived in Golden Shower, she then asked for a scam report, I told I didn’t have internet access in Golden Shower because of all the piss. She didn’t respond… rude!

The latest one has just come back with some long winded response about cheques and shipping. I have responded by asking him if he is comfortable that the rear seats have been removed to enable me to enjoy my other passion of anal buggery, as a result the is a lot of human baby gravy in the rear of the car.

Edited by Megaflow on Thursday 27th June 09:53

[Megaflow]

He has asked for full name address.

Fred West is alive and well…

[Megaflow]

Megaflow said:

He has asked for full name address.

Fred West is alive and well…

I thought that had put him off, but he is back and has posted a cheque for £5,350 to Fred.

Fred is confused though, because the car is only £2,495.

[Megaflow]

Yep, it is ridiculous, I have lost count of the amount of them now