Cheapest car game

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Baz2000

Original Poster:

246 posts

139 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Lets play a game!

Who can find the cheapest way into road legal car ownership.

The rules -

Must have a valid MOT.
Must actually be able to be driven no non runners etc.
Bonus points for the more unusual or most horrific.

stupidbutkeen

1,024 posts

170 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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will I start then?
https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-micra-low-...

ph fav with low miles for £225

Gareth1974

3,447 posts

154 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Here you go:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2016...

140mph, 0-60 8.2 secs, (saggy) leather interior, a row of after market vague looking switches (ejector seat, death ray?), awful rear spoiler, dodgy 'sports' exhaust and MOT until May.

caelite

4,282 posts

127 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Angry dad mobile. 6 months MOT ticket. Buggered exhaust
£0

Local facebook selling pages are a fountain of st, took me all of 30 seconds to find that 15minutes away from me. Used to make a bit of cash picking them up for £100-300 and popping them on Gumtree for £600-800.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

178 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Baz2000

Original Poster:

246 posts

139 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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fastbikes76

2,450 posts

137 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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I bought a MK2 Golf 1.8 for the grand total of £27 on ebay. Came with about 40 quid juice in the tank as well as 3 months tax and 6 months MOT. It drove a peach and had nothing wrong apart from being listed in the wrong category with no reserve hence the price, and being Maroon (yuk).

Sold it a month later for 300 quid. This was around 6 years ago though.

mx5ian

467 posts

205 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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A Daewoo Lanos with MOT until September for £150

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daewoo/daewoo-lanos-sx-g...

Or £50 more gets you a tidy 2002 Saxo with MOT until July
https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/2002-citroen-sax...


bearman68

4,870 posts

147 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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I reckon this is a game I can win.
1999 Renault Clio, 1.9 non turbo diesel engine. No MOT, £15. (Scrap value £10). Disconnected the EGR valve, and propped a brick on the accelerator for 30 mins. Passed its test with no further work.
It was minging inside - used as a cage for fighting monkeys I think. Filled with old Maccy D and subway st. And smelt badly.
I couldn't face cleaning it, so took it to the Turks down the road, who charged me £25 quid to scrape the old burgers off the seats, and jet wash the interior. A few days to dry, and it's much better, though still tends to smell a little after being unused for a few days.
Fitted new door handles after I had had it a while, as the monkeys had ripped those off, and eventually changed the oil (first time in about 60k miles as far as I could see. (Poor thing).
More recently I have changed the cam belt (not sure it was worth it, but it's going to break at a really inconvenient time if I don't).
Did 20k miles in it last year with basic servicing (something it's not been used to). Not really put a foot wrong. And just passed it's MOT again this year, at the cost of a spring.
It's pretty amazing - a full 65 BHP when it was new and pristine - so prob about 40 now. But it keeps up with traffic due to a huge engine in a small car, and an amazing amount of torque. You don't really notice it's inadequate power levels.
And the best thing - it does about 500 miles to a tank of fuel which is about £40 - 50 quid. I reckon 60 odd to the gallon. And it would run on chip oil if required. Perfect machine for a stingy old git, who is not a follower of fashion. (And ask me if I care where I park it.... Go on)